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Post by pop_actor on Aug 25, 2017 17:46:22 GMT
Uh, yeah, a ticket for Pop_Actor
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 25, 2017 19:22:58 GMT
find a place that serves a good calzone!
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Post by pop_actor on Aug 25, 2017 20:49:15 GMT
But without I.D., I need confirmation
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 25, 2017 21:15:32 GMT
for a large soda?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2017 12:26:22 GMT
But without I.D., I need confirmation I.D. is so over-blown. I was given the senior discount at my local coffee shop when I was 53 and the girls there knew me.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2017 20:16:45 GMT
But without I.D., I need confirmation I.D. is so over-blown. I was given the senior discount at my local coffee shop when I was 53 and the girls there knew me. So you're saying that I.D. is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour Martinizing?
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Post by pop_actor on Aug 29, 2017 20:21:56 GMT
I don't need a ID - Doesn't my face look like a pop-actor's face???
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2017 21:21:45 GMT
I.D. is so over-blown. I was given the senior discount at my local coffee shop when I was 53 and the girls there knew me. So you're saying that I.D. is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour Martinizing? So what the hell is "Martinizing" anyways? You go to some salon and come out looking like Billy Martin? I mean when he was alive.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2017 21:54:01 GMT
So you're saying that I.D. is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour Martinizing? So what the hell is "Martinizing" anyways? You go to some salon and come out looking like Billy Martin? I mean when he was alive. No, you come out looking like you scrapped with Billy Martin -- when he was alive. Not a good look. You be Martinized!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 31, 2017 15:22:32 GMT
So what the hell is "Martinizing" anyways? You go to some salon and come out looking like Billy Martin? I mean when he was alive. No, you come out looking like you scrapped with Billy Martin -- when he was alive. Not a good look. You be Martinized! I'm going in for the half-hour martinizing, hoping to come out looking like Martin Balsam.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 31, 2017 17:43:56 GMT
No, you come out looking like you scrapped with Billy Martin -- when he was alive. Not a good look. You be Martinized! I'm going in for the half-hour martinizing, hoping to come out looking like Martin Balsam. The classic ending to the original 1974 version of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three" has Martin Balsam as Mr. Green sneezing, tipping off Lt. Garber (Walter Matthau) to his identity. Busted!
Jerry Stiller has a prominent role in that film as Lt. Rico Patrone.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 31, 2017 17:52:50 GMT
I'm going in for the half-hour martinizing, hoping to come out looking like Martin Balsam. The classic ending to the original 1974 version of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three" has Martin Balsam as Mr. Green sneezing, tipping off Lt. Garber (Walter Matthau) to his identity. Busted!
Jerry Stiller has a prominent role in that film as Lt. Rico Patrone.
My favorite Martin Balsam performance was in Twilight Zone's "The New Exhibit". You really felt like Marty had gone mental.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 31, 2017 18:02:18 GMT
The classic ending to the original 1974 version of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three" has Martin Balsam as Mr. Green sneezing, tipping off Lt. Garber (Walter Matthau) to his identity. Busted!
Jerry Stiller has a prominent role in that film as Lt. Rico Patrone.
My favorite Martin Balsam performance was in Twilight Zone's "The New Exhibit". You really felt like Marty had gone mental. Yup. I also remember his as Dr. Rudy Wells in the pilot of The Six Million Dollar Man.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Aug 31, 2017 18:13:59 GMT
No, you come out looking like you scrapped with Billy Martin -- when he was alive. Not a good look. You be Martinized! I'm going in for the half-hour martinizing, hoping to come out looking like Martin Balsam. Just avoid coming out like this...
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 31, 2017 18:18:07 GMT
My favorite Martin Balsam performance was in Twilight Zone's "The New Exhibit". You really felt like Marty had gone mental. Yup. I also remember his as Dr. Rudy Wells in the pilot of The Six Million Dollar Man. And Murray on Archie Bunker's Place.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 24, 2017 2:53:11 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 14:20:44 GMT
You have nothing to do all day tomorrow, Pop? Now's your chance to go to look for sneakers, before your old man ropes you into a job interview.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2017 16:25:47 GMT
You have nothing to do all day tomorrow, Pop? Now's your chance to go to look for sneakers, before your old man ropes you into a job interview. Pop's not available tomorrow. He said he'd do me a solid.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 17:12:45 GMT
You have nothing to do all day tomorrow, Pop? Now's your chance to go to look for sneakers, before your old man ropes you into a job interview. Pop's not available tomorrow. He said he'd do me a solid. I wish I could do you a solid, but I have the runs. Perhaps tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2017 18:57:19 GMT
Pop's not available tomorrow. He said he'd do me a solid. I wish I could do you a solid, but I have the runs. Perhaps tomorrow. Fingers crossed. That happens to you a lot, doesn't it? You know, three meals a day of All-Bran, black coffee and corned beef hash will do that to you.
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Post by snelling on Sept 24, 2017 19:16:41 GMT
Start at 1:00 if you don't want to watch the entire clip.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 19:33:56 GMT
I wish I could do you a solid, but I have the runs. Perhaps tomorrow. Fingers crossed. That happens to you a lot, doesn't it? You know, three meals a day of All-Bran, black coffee and corned beef hash will do that to you. Are you trying to kill pizzabagel?! Don't you know I have hyperglutinosis? If I would deviate from my strict A-B/BC/CBH diet, I would die. Then pizzabagel's no good to anyone!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2017 21:08:34 GMT
Start at 1:00 if you don't want to watch the entire clip. Are you insinuating pizzabagel goes out on a date and "announces" he has the runs? Well, I for one admire his honesty.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 24, 2017 21:09:27 GMT
That happens to you a lot, doesn't it? You know, three meals a day of All-Bran, black coffee and corned beef hash will do that to you. Are you trying to kill pizzabagel ?! Don't you know I have hyperglutinosis? If I would deviate from my strict A-B/BC/CBH diet, I would die. Then pizzabagel 's no good to anyone! You're not much good sitting on the john all day unless you have one of those fancy work-at-home-sitting-on-the-john jobs. Do you?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 24, 2017 21:58:09 GMT
Are you trying to kill pizzabagel ?! Don't you know I have hyperglutinosis? If I would deviate from my strict A-B/BC/CBH diet, I would die. Then pizzabagel 's no good to anyone! You're not much good sitting on the john all day unless you have one of those fancy work-at-home-sitting-on-the-john jobs. Do you? As a matter of fact ... Nope.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 8:07:29 GMT
You're not much good sitting on the john all day unless you have one of those fancy work-at-home-sitting-on-the-john jobs. Do you? As a matter of fact ... Nope. Then what the hell do you do all day? Oh! A little table and a laptop in front of your toilet! Now that's using your noggin!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 9:46:02 GMT
As a matter of fact ... Nope. Then what the hell do you do all day? Oh! A little table and a laptop in front of your toilet! Now that's using your noggin! Sure, this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with. Or a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls, that opens up into a toilet bowl.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 10:22:00 GMT
Then what the hell do you do all day? Oh! A little table and a laptop in front of your toilet! Now that's using your noggin! Sure, this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with. Or a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls, that opens up into a toilet bowl. I tried that, but the paperback version was a complete mess.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2017 10:54:24 GMT
Sure, this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with. Or a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls, that opens up into a toilet bowl. I tried that, but the paperback version was a complete mess. Yeah, I'll concede that. It didn't have a flush like a jet engine. More like one of those radio-controlled model planes. That ain't gonna cut it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2017 14:44:30 GMT
I tried that, but the paperback version was a complete mess. Yeah, I'll concede that. It didn't have a flush like a jet engine. More like one of those radio-controlled model planes. That ain't gonna cut it. Is there a Kindle toilet book? Now THAT would be intense!
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