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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Aug 23, 2017 3:09:11 GMT
No offense.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2017 3:28:09 GMT
Well I used to know a man named Horse
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Post by rudiger on Aug 23, 2017 3:37:13 GMT
Let me guess. The horse liked Beef-a-reeno, too.
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Aug 23, 2017 3:59:23 GMT
Let me guess. The horse liked Beef-a-reeno, too. Oats and hay mostly.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 23, 2017 8:09:04 GMT
Turn this thing around. We can't breathe back here.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 23, 2017 9:04:21 GMT
Turn this thing around. We can't breathe back here. Those Beef-A-Reeno farts are no joke. I knew a guy who could empty a good-sized banquet hall with one blast.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 23, 2017 9:50:13 GMT
Well I used to know a man named Horse House?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 23, 2017 9:51:17 GMT
Turn this thing around. We can't breathe back here. I've got news for you: The other end is no bargain, either!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 23, 2017 9:52:36 GMT
Turn this thing around. We can't breathe back here. Those Beef-A-Reeno farts are no joke. I knew a guy who could empty a good-sized banquet hall with one blast. Is that like "I have this friend ..."? Hmmm, rudiger.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 23, 2017 10:16:43 GMT
Turn this thing around. We can't breathe back here. Those Beef-A-Reeno farts are no joke. I knew a guy who could empty a good-sized banquet hall with one blast. Have him try corned beef hash and strong black coffee. Get two or three hundred people together to do that and we can wipe out ISIS.
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Post by pop_actor on Aug 23, 2017 11:43:36 GMT
I know a guy in Arlen Texas named Rusty Shackleford...
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Aug 24, 2017 17:16:12 GMT
I know a guy in Arlen Texas named Rusty Shackleford... RHS's parents have a butler named Shackleford.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 24, 2017 17:34:40 GMT
I know a guy in Arlen Texas named Rusty Shackleford... RHS's parents have a butler named Shackleford. Ironically, I have a cousin named Butler.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 24, 2017 17:55:29 GMT
RHS's parents have a butler named Shackleford. Ironically, I have a cousin named Butler. And they keep him in shackled in the closet.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 24, 2017 19:30:57 GMT
Ironically, I have a cousin named Butler. And they keep him in shackled in the closet. My cousin is not in the closet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Aug 25, 2017 2:11:02 GMT
I once rode a horse with no name near Ventura Highway in America.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 25, 2017 4:12:55 GMT
I once rode a horse with no name near Ventura Highway in America. Was it because there ain't no one for ta give ya no shame?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 9:45:14 GMT
I once rode a horse with no name near Ventura Highway in America. Did you let the horse run free when the desert turned to sea?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 25, 2017 10:17:14 GMT
I once rode a horse with no name near Ventura Highway in America. Did you let the horse run free when the desert turned to sea? How the hell can a horse run in the sea?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 11:19:29 GMT
Did you let the horse run free when the desert turned to sea? How the hell can a horse run in the sea? Have you ever heard of seahorses? I've gotta to tell you about existence of seahorses? And what about Seabiscuit?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 25, 2017 11:21:42 GMT
How the hell can a horse run in the sea? Have you ever heard of seahorses? I've gotta to tell you about existence of seahorses? And what about Seabiscuit? Seabiscuit? The cracker from Nabisco?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 11:43:35 GMT
Have you ever heard of seahorses? I've gotta to tell you about existence of seahorses? And what about Seabiscuit? Seabiscuit? The cracker from Nabisco? I think it's Sunshine.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 25, 2017 12:24:55 GMT
Seabiscuit? The cracker from Nabisco? I think it's Sunshine.
Is that a mail-in coupon on the bottom right? Probably still good. Let's send away for some free crack-uhs!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 12:49:28 GMT
I think it's Sunshine.
Is that a mail-in coupon on the bottom right? Probably still good. Let's send away for some free crack-uhs! Me: Crackers? You think I'm gonna mail for crackers? rhs: And more!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 12:53:01 GMT
You know, I used to know a horse named Rusty. No offense.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 25, 2017 13:22:13 GMT
You know, I used to know a horse named Rusty. No offense.
Awww, Rusty Staub is just an anagram for brassy tutu.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 13:48:17 GMT
You know, I used to know a horse named Rusty. No offense.
Awww, Rusty Staub is just an anagram for brassy tutu. Aw, he's gonna be a fine Hall of Famer. If the Veterans Committee comes to its senses.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 13:50:08 GMT
Me: Crackers? You think I'm gonna mail for crackers? rhs: And more! Now I have a hankering for some crackers!! A hankering? Who are you, Gabby Hayes?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 25, 2017 14:04:18 GMT
Awww, Rusty Staub is just an anagram for brassy tutu. Aw, he's gonna be a fine Hall of Famer. If the Veterans Committee comes to its senses. Hey, if they let Bruce Sutter, Ron Santo and Bill Mazeroski in, why the hell not?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 25, 2017 15:41:17 GMT
Aw, he's gonna be a fine Hall of Famer. If the Veterans Committee comes to its senses. Hey, if they let Bruce Sutter, Ron Santo and Bill Mazeroski in, why the hell not? Although he came up 284 hits short of the 3,000-hit benchmark, he was the only major league player to have 500 hits with four different teams (Colt .45s/Astros, Expos, Mets, Tigers). Beloved for his charity. A stellar guy. He's got my vote, for all that's worth.
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