he may not be at Southern Hills

Phil.

Phil Mickelson: I may not be at Southern Hills but I act like I'm at Southern Hills.

Greg Norman: He's a Southern Hills golfer to a fault.

(uncomfortable) Uh, I don't know. Uh, I don't know.

nuts: What don't you know?

I don't know.

nuts: Well, have you ever played there?

Ahem. Say that again.

nuts: Have you ever played there?

Have I ever played there? That's the question.

[ I go to the counter and pour some scotch. I drink it. I come back groggy.]

Now what did you ask me again?

Then maybe I can interest you in a new pastime, holfy solf. It's hacky sack played with a golf ball.