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Post by Lomez on Aug 14, 2017 16:31:43 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 14, 2017 16:41:14 GMT
He may be saving hundreds. But he's still nuts.
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Post by pop_actor on Aug 14, 2017 18:42:06 GMT
That's insane!!!
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Post by Lomez on Aug 14, 2017 18:55:00 GMT
Hey, Lloyd Braun can do anything he puts his mind to!!
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Post by samcollins99 on Aug 14, 2017 19:04:26 GMT
Yup, he's doing a lot better ever since I've taken him under my wing.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 14, 2017 20:12:00 GMT
So you get into an accident and start screaming "Serenity Now!"? Couldn't AllState do that? Why do you need AARP?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 14, 2017 22:12:35 GMT
{Ringing the sale bell} Another sale, Mr. Hartford! Chalk me up on the big board!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 14, 2017 23:04:17 GMT
{Ringing the sale bell} Another sale, Mr. Hartford! Chalk me up on the big board! They only have a little board. Cuts out the overhead, passes the savings on to you.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 14, 2017 23:46:21 GMT
{Ringing the sale bell} Another sale, Mr. Hartford! Chalk me up on the big board! They only have a little board. Cuts out the overhead, passes the savings on to you. And that sale bell? Just Braun going "ding"?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 15, 2017 10:47:00 GMT
They only have a little board. Cuts out the overhead, passes the savings on to you. And that sale bell? Just Braun going "ding"? They have a bell, but the little "dinger" inside was sold. Again, saving YOU money. You know, Lloyd should mention that with AARP you get a free donut every morning. Just what us older folks need. More sugar and lard in our diet.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 15, 2017 11:14:55 GMT
And that sale bell? Just Braun going "ding"? They have a bell, but the little "dinger" inside was sold. Again, saving YOU money. You know, Lloyd should mention that with AARP you get a free donut every morning. Just what us older folks need. More sugar and lard in our diet. Hey, how about this? Sugar and lard in the same container.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 15, 2017 11:18:41 GMT
Lloyd Brauns doing insurance commercials? Multiple Lloyd Brauns? They got Matt McCoy and Peter Keleghan? Man, the Hartford has some clout!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 15, 2017 11:53:29 GMT
Lloyd Brauns doing insurance commercials? Multiple Lloyd Brauns? They got Matt McCoy and Peter Keleghan? Man, the Hartford has some clout! Would it be Lloyd Brauns or Lloyds Braun? You know, like Notaries Public?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 15, 2017 11:53:50 GMT
They have a bell, but the little "dinger" inside was sold. Again, saving YOU money. You know, Lloyd should mention that with AARP you get a free donut every morning. Just what us older folks need. More sugar and lard in our diet. Hey, how about this? Sugar and lard in the same container. Oh that sounds disgusting, sir.
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Post by 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚡𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚞 on Aug 15, 2017 12:21:27 GMT
Hey Lloyd, you've given this New York mayoral campaign your best shot. Yeah, you've made some good contributions, but it's over.
You know, this AARP Hartford Auto commercial thing.... this could be the next wave.
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Post by 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚡𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚞 on Aug 15, 2017 12:39:26 GMT
Oh, damn. I watched that video and I wanted to add a comment, but you have to do it via Facebook.
I wanted to type:
"You know, that lifetime renewability thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger. And eventually, ya blow."
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 15, 2017 16:20:25 GMT
Hello, Mr. Farneman. You wanna buy some auto insurance? No? Why not? All right, I see. Good answer.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 12, 2017 4:36:55 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 5:26:59 GMT
You know, he was in a mental institution.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 12, 2017 9:58:15 GMT
You know, he was in a mental institution. Insanity then, security later.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 12, 2017 10:27:07 GMT
You know, he was in a mental institution. Insanity then, security later. If you visit Lloyd in the mental institution, be aware that he may ask if you want to keep seeing him.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 12, 2017 11:44:40 GMT
Insanity then, security later. If you visit Lloyd in the mental institution, be aware that he may ask if you want to keep seeing him. No, one sales pitch will be enough.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 12, 2017 13:32:14 GMT
I was going to get Lloyd Braun's life insurance until I read the fine print. It stipulates that the only permitted beneficiary is Lloyd Braun.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 12, 2017 13:46:11 GMT
I was going to get Lloyd Braun's life insurance until I read the fine print. It stipulates that the only permitted beneficiary is Lloyd Braun. Maybe it's the other Lloyd Braun?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 12, 2017 14:08:44 GMT
I was going to get Lloyd Braun's life insurance until I read the fine print. It stipulates that the only permitted beneficiary is Lloyd Braun. Maybe it's the other Lloyd Braun? The other thing I didn't like was the only person who could make a claim was the person for whom the policy was written.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 14:10:04 GMT
I was going to get Lloyd Braun's life insurance until I read the fine print. It stipulates that the only permitted beneficiary is Lloyd Braun. Maybe it's the other Lloyd Braun? ...another Braun?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 12, 2017 14:10:53 GMT
If you visit Lloyd in the mental institution, be aware that he may ask if you want to keep seeing him. No, one sales pitch will be enough. I wonder if Lloyd was in the same mental institution as George's girlfriend who went insane because he said she was pretentious. Lloyd could have practiced his insurance pitch on her.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 12, 2017 14:35:33 GMT
No, one sales pitch will be enough. I wonder if Lloyd was in the same mental institution as George's girlfriend who went insane because he said she was pretentious. Lloyd could have practiced his insurance pitch on her. Lloyd would have to have her sign a bunch of paperwork. Which she would lose.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 12, 2017 14:36:11 GMT
Maybe it's the other Lloyd Braun? ...another Braun? Yes. There's a Lloyd Braun and a Cinnamon Braun.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 12, 2017 14:53:48 GMT
Yes. There's a Lloyd Braun and a Cinnamon Braun. To Braun: You sold us a hair with an insurance policy around it.
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