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Post by samcollins99 on Aug 5, 2017 6:20:29 GMT
Its got nothing! No snap, no zing!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 5, 2017 14:38:45 GMT
I don't get standard "haircuts". My girlfriend does it for me. I pay nothing and I get lunch and a hug. Or more if she's in the mood.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2017 14:50:06 GMT
I feel like I got a haircut, but I didn't get a haircut. I'm all itchy back here!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 5, 2017 15:09:31 GMT
I feel like I got a haircut, but I didn't get a haircut. I'm all itchy back here! Have you been to the beach again? Hey, come on! You're getting sand all over the floor!
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Post by π¬ππ on Aug 5, 2017 17:54:44 GMT
I get a haircut at the senior center every other month. You pay whatever you want to!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 5, 2017 20:08:17 GMT
I get a haircut at the senior center every other month. You pay whatever you want to! You're not getting clipped by a 92-year old, are you? That wouldn't even be worth free!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 5, 2017 20:12:45 GMT
I get a haircut at the senior center every other month. You pay whatever you want to! Same as me. My barber charges me $20, but I pay what I say. I only pay half. What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?! Am I being entertained?!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 5, 2017 20:14:27 GMT
I get a haircut at the senior center every other month. You pay whatever you want to! Same as me. My barber charges me $20, but I pay what I say. I only pay half. What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?! Am I being entertained?! So that isn't a comb-over? He just cuts one side since you pay him half? Pizzabagel, you glorious titwillow!
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Post by π¬ππ on Aug 5, 2017 20:41:16 GMT
I get a haircut at the senior center every other month. You pay whatever you want to! You're not getting clipped by a 92-year old, are you? That wouldn't even be worth free! My barber hasn't attained senior status yet (60 at my club). She does have some health problems and someday may be cutting my hair from her wheelchair. She was in a bad accident many years ago and never fully recovered.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 10, 2024 1:33:06 GMT
I'm getting a haircut next Friday. samcollins99: This Friday? No, next Friday, week after this Friday. samcollins99: But the Friday three days from now is the next Friday.
If I meant this Friday, I would have said this Friday. It's the week after this Friday.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 10, 2024 11:30:22 GMT
I'm getting a haircut next Friday. samcollins99: This Friday? No, next Friday, week after this Friday. samcollins99: But the Friday three days from now is the next Friday.
If I meant this Friday, I would have said this Friday. It's the week after this Friday. Haircuts are for suckers.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 10, 2024 11:43:54 GMT
I'm getting a haircut next Friday. samcollins99: This Friday? No, next Friday, week after this Friday. samcollins99: But the Friday three days from now is the next Friday.
If I meant this Friday, I would have said this Friday. It's the week after this Friday. Haircuts are for suckers. Said Mr. Combover.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 10, 2024 15:10:13 GMT
Haircuts are for suckers. Said Mr. Combover. Did you know that "Combover" comes from when Perry Como was a barber? He called it the "Como Ver". Very stylish in the day.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 10, 2024 15:45:26 GMT
Did you know that "Combover" comes from when Perry Como was a barber? He called it the "Como Ver". Very stylish in the day. Did his mistress suggest that name?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 10, 2024 16:02:17 GMT
Did you know that "Combover" comes from when Perry Como was a barber? He called it the "Como Ver". Very stylish in the day. Did his mistress suggest that name? I don't know, but Como later sued Carlos Santana over the song "Oye Como Ver".
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Post by samcollins99 on Jul 10, 2024 16:19:21 GMT
SINCE COVID (WHEN ALL THE BARBERS CLOSED) I"VE BEEN SHAVING MY HEAD.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 10, 2024 16:38:46 GMT
SINCE COVID (WHEN ALL THE BARBERS CLOSED) I"VE BEEN SHAVING MY HEAD. Every shampoo company's CEO: You bastard!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 10, 2024 21:42:36 GMT
SINCE COVID (WHEN ALL THE BARBERS CLOSED) I"VE BEEN SHAVING MY HEAD. GEORGE: I have to say, as a bald person I take exception to that. That's like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in. samcollins99: Yeah, I've considered that.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 10, 2024 21:48:57 GMT
I'm getting a haircut next Friday. samcollins99: This Friday? No, next Friday, week after this Friday. samcollins99: But the Friday three days from now is the next Friday.
If I meant this Friday, I would have said this Friday. It's the week after this Friday. Haircuts are for suckers. The right haircut can really spruce up your image.
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Post by mistercohen on Jul 11, 2024 2:15:53 GMT
I don't get standard "haircuts". My girlfriend does it for me. I pay nothing and I get lunch and a hug. Or more if she's in the mood. the hug and lunch aren't worth it if your haircut looks like an novice hack job
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 11, 2024 11:55:12 GMT
Got a bad haircutIt's not very even on top Got a bad haircut It's not very even on top He is a bad barber A lousy clipper, yeah It took me so long to find out And I found out
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 11, 2024 11:57:56 GMT
I don't get standard "haircuts". My girlfriend does it for me. I pay nothing and I get lunch and a hug. Or more if she's in the mood. the hug and lunch aren't worth it if your haircut looks like an novice hack job Well, it is a little lopsided. But I can just tilt my head and it looks great.
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Post by mistercohen on Jul 11, 2024 12:00:37 GMT
the hug and lunch aren't worth it if your haircut looks like an novice hack job Well, it is a little lopsided. But I can just tilt my head and it looks great. So definately not a Gino?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 11, 2024 18:41:08 GMT
Well, it is a little lopsided. But I can just tilt my head and it looks great. So definately not a Gino? More like a drunken Gino.
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Post by popstractor on Jul 12, 2024 11:13:31 GMT
SINCE COVID (WHEN ALL THE BARBERS CLOSED) I"VE BEEN SHAVING MY HEAD. Next time I shave my head, I'm shaving off my eyebrows. Let the world see the real me
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 12, 2024 11:18:15 GMT
SINCE COVID (WHEN ALL THE BARBERS CLOSED) I"VE BEEN SHAVING MY HEAD. Next time I shave my head, I'm shaving off my eyebrows. Let the world see the real me What else gets shaved, if I may ask? popstractor:
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Post by popstractor on Jul 13, 2024 15:30:49 GMT
Next time I shave my head, I'm shaving off my eyebrows. Let the world see the real me What else gets shaved, if I may ask? popstractor: I like to shave my arms
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Post by mistercohen on Jul 13, 2024 23:29:01 GMT
So definately not a Gino? More like a drunken Gino. She really outdid herself this time
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Post by rudiger on Jul 15, 2024 15:33:18 GMT
SINCE COVID (WHEN ALL THE BARBERS CLOSED) I"VE BEEN SHAVING MY HEAD. Next time I shave my head, I'm shaving off my eyebrows. Let the world see the real me Don't forget the angry demeanor mascara eyebrows.
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Post by popstractor on Jul 16, 2024 13:02:39 GMT
Next time I shave my head, I'm shaving off my eyebrows. Let the world see the real me Don't forget the angry demeanor mascara eyebrows. Next time I get out the razor, I'm going to look like a newborn baby
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