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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 22, 2021 18:19:38 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2021 18:20:56 GMT
Hockey on grass? You know what I'd like to see, nuts? Horse racing on ice.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 22, 2021 18:23:47 GMT
Hockey on grass? You know what I'd like to see, nuts? Horse racing on ice. I was quite good in my younger, more impressionist days. The grass was green and short. The sun was high. And so was her skirt. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2021 18:44:11 GMT
Hockey on grass? You know what I'd like to see, nuts? Horse racing on ice. Not with Rusty. His farts would melt the ice. Ron Nasty: No, not with Rusty. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 22, 2021 18:56:14 GMT
Hockey on grass? You know what I'd like to see, nuts? Horse racing on ice. Not with Rusty. His farts would melt the ice. Ron Nasty: No, not with Rusty. She was, of course, from Vienna. Field hockey by day. And at night. How we competed. Her passport needed to be renewed. Alas, |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2021 19:10:40 GMT
Not with Rusty. His farts would melt the ice. Ron Nasty: No, not with Rusty. She was, of course, from Vienna. Field hockey by day. And at night. How we competed. Her passport needed to be renewed. Alas, Alas? rhs: Alas, sodomy was a prerequisite. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 22, 2021 19:12:27 GMT
She was, of course, from Vienna. Field hockey by day. And at night. How we competed. Her passport needed to be renewed. Alas, Alas? rhs: Alas, sodomy was a prerequisite. Alas, she was from Austria 🇦🇹 she had standards. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2021 19:16:32 GMT
Alas? rhs: Alas, sodomy was a prerequisite. Alas, she was from Austria 🇦🇹 she had standards. Your bawdy talk would have had to be in German. Ach du Lieber! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2021 19:31:50 GMT
Alas, she was from Austria 🇦🇹 she had standards. Your bawdy talk would have had to be in German. Ach du Lieber! (Austrian girl gives Hitler salute upon climax) nuts: That's my move! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2021 19:33:39 GMT
Not with Rusty. His farts would melt the ice. Ron Nasty: No, not with Rusty. She was, of course, from Vienna. Field hockey by day. And at night. How we competed. Her passport needed to be renewed. Alas, She was dead in the sack, so you had her deported? You're like a rock star! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 23, 2021 2:35:38 GMT
She was, of course, from Vienna. Field hockey by day. And at night. How we competed. Her passport needed to be renewed. Alas, She was dead in the sack, so you had her deported? You're like a rock star! You must understand. She was not just a lover. She was Austrian. Her feelings became like the rain. Sometimes they fell. Sometimes they were dry. Other times I wore sunglasses and hoped for sunshine. Indeed. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2021 9:35:14 GMT
She was dead in the sack, so you had her deported? You're like a rock star! You must understand. She was not just a lover. She was Austrian. Her feelings became like the rain. Sometimes they fell. Sometimes they were dry. Other times I wore sunglasses and hoped for sunshine. Indeed. Was she a gymnast? Wink, wink. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 23, 2021 11:20:19 GMT
She was dead in the sack, so you had her deported? You're like a rock star! You must understand. She was not just a lover. She was Austrian. Her feelings became like the rain. Sometimes they fell. Sometimes they were dry. Other times I wore sunglasses and hoped for sunshine. Indeed. And her name. Her name was Greta. And every morning, after she milked the cows, she made fresh strudel and left them to cool on the window sill. And, as was common with her people, she left her body hair unkempt. Occasionally trimming her sideburns when company came by. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 23, 2021 18:39:17 GMT
You must understand. She was not just a lover. She was Austrian. Her feelings became like the rain. Sometimes they fell. Sometimes they were dry. Other times I wore sunglasses and hoped for sunshine. Indeed. Was she a gymnast? Wink, wink. She was proficient in mental gymnastics. Although, no. She did not wink. Wave? Yes. Wink? No. There is as always that moment after she would bake fresh pastry. The strudels as they called them. The smell. The smell… |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2021 21:22:35 GMT
Was she a gymnast? Wink, wink. She was proficient in mental gymnastics. Although, no. She did not wink. Wave? Yes. Wink? No. There is as always that moment after she would bake fresh pastry. The strudels as they called them. The smell. The smell… You know what I think? You've been watching too many Sound of Music-esque movies. Good day, sir! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 23, 2021 21:25:45 GMT
She was proficient in mental gymnastics. Although, no. She did not wink. Wave? Yes. Wink? No. There is as always that moment after she would bake fresh pastry. The strudels as they called them. The smell. The smell… You know what I think? You've been watching too many Sound of Music-esque movies. Good day, sir! These are simply the stories of my life. As a suave sandwich man from the land of milk and plenty. Some question destiny. Others the wait. A few the menu. What about her? Ahh…such are the secrets of life! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2021 21:29:33 GMT
You know what I think? You've been watching too many Sound of Music-esque movies. Good day, sir! These are simply the stories of my life. As a suave sandwich man from the land of milk and plenty. Some question destiny. Others the wait. A few the menu. What about her? Ahh…such are the secrets of life! It's a shame she wasn't from Switzerland. She could have shown you the Swiss Roll. And I don't mean the baked treat. Hint: It must be done counterclockwise. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 24, 2021 13:10:35 GMT
These are simply the stories of my life. As a suave sandwich man from the land of milk and plenty. Some question destiny. Others the wait. A few the menu. What about her? Ahh…such are the secrets of life! It's a shame she wasn't from Switzerland. She could have shown you the Swiss Roll. And I don't mean the baked treat. Hint: It must be done counterclockwise. She was from Switzerland. Only at night. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 24, 2021 13:18:44 GMT
It's a shame she wasn't from Switzerland. She could have shown you the Swiss Roll. And I don't mean the baked treat. Hint: It must be done counterclockwise. She was from Switzerland. Only at night. You said she was Austrian. So she's not from Austria-Hungary but from Austria-Switzerland? Does Archduke Franz Ferdinand know about this? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 24, 2021 13:39:07 GMT
It's a shame she wasn't from Switzerland. She could have shown you the Swiss Roll. And I don't mean the baked treat. Hint: It must be done counterclockwise. She was from Switzerland. Only at night. So she commuted? I hope she had a reliable car. With fahrvergnugen. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 24, 2021 13:39:55 GMT
These are simply the stories of my life. As a suave sandwich man from the land of milk and plenty. Some question destiny. Others the wait. A few the menu. What about her? Ahh…such are the secrets of life! It's a shame she wasn't from Switzerland. She could have shown you the Swiss Roll. And I don't mean the baked treat. Hint: It must be done counterclockwise. You have the Swiss Roll, the Little Debbie and the Ho-Ho. That's the sexiest. pizzabagel: I know the Ho-Ho is the sexiest! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 24, 2021 16:31:25 GMT
She was from Switzerland. Only at night. You said she was Austrian. So she's not from Austria-Hungary but from Austria-Switzerland? Does Archduke Franz Ferdinand know about this? Sometimes when the candle lit would run low. She would say, nuts buy some more matches. And I did. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 24, 2021 16:33:29 GMT
You said she was Austrian. So she's not from Austria-Hungary but from Austria-Switzerland? Does Archduke Franz Ferdinand know about this? Sometimes when the candle lit would run low. She would say, nuts buy some more matches. And I did. You're talking about those little sticks to make fire, right? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 24, 2021 23:17:23 GMT
Sometimes when the candle lit would run low. She would say, nuts buy some more matches. And I did. You're talking about those little sticks to make fire, right? The fire of passion. The light of Austria. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 25, 2021 1:03:21 GMT
You're talking about those little sticks to make fire, right? The fire of passion. The light of Austria. She was another Teutonic Titwillow?  |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Oct 25, 2021 16:26:34 GMT
The fire of passion. The light of Austria. She was another Teutonic Titwillow? Dance in the fire of romance. Breathe in the fumes of passion. On Austria! Brave Austria 🇦🇹! |
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