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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 14, 2024 18:33:30 GMT
Alton Benes to pizzabagel: Let's go down to Karma_Kramer's house for some birthday cake. You're not afraid of a few calories, are you? George: I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed Karma's party. I thought it was just brilliant.
Alton Benes: Drivel.
George: Maybe some parts.
Alton Benes: What parts?
George: The drivel parts... Alton Benes driving home: Happy birthday dear Karma....
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 14, 2024 19:14:24 GMT
Milos: (triumphant shout) Another day off for Karma!! Hahaha!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 14, 2024 19:59:40 GMT
Milos: (triumphant shout) Another day off for Karma!! Hahaha! George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction. Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you have tomorrow off, just like me. George : My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Victoria : I'm Victoria. Hi.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 14, 2024 20:21:00 GMT
Milos: (triumphant shout) Another day off for Karma!! Hahaha! George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction. Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you have tomorrow off, just like me. George : My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Victoria : I'm Victoria. Hi. George: Kramer has a day off. His whole life is a day off. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a day off.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 14, 2024 20:31:27 GMT
Kramer: Hey!
George: Hey
Kramer: Who wants to have some fun!
Jerry: I do.
George: I do.
Kramer: Are you just sayin' you want to have fun or do you really want to have fun?!
Jerry: I really wanna have some fun.
George: I'm just sayin' I wanna have some fun.
Kramer: Let's all take a day off.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 18, 2024 21:40:54 GMT
So I decided to take st paddy's day off from work. Plus I get another stat holiday 2 weeks later. All this free time, what on earth will I do with myself?
Nuts: Focus!
So, how was it on your first workday back since your long weekend? Bubble Boy: Not too good.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 18, 2024 22:44:54 GMT
So I decided to take st paddy's day off from work. Plus I get another stat holiday 2 weeks later. All this free time, what on earth will I do with myself?
Nuts: Focus!
So, how was it on your first workday back since your long weekend? Bubble Boy: Not too good. He probably got today off, too. I'm betting it was another Canadian holiday. Maybe National Hat Trick Day. Or Claude Raymond Day.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 18, 2024 22:49:05 GMT
So, how was it on your first workday back since your long weekend? Bubble Boy: Not too good. He probably got today off, too. I'm betting it was another Canadian holiday. Maybe National Hat Trick Day. Or Claude Raymond Day. To celebrate the guy who played The Invisible Man? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.J8sii__TOUGGTvxOO2R1NAHaPn&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=844) rhs: That's Claude Rains, you idiot.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 18, 2024 23:25:22 GMT
He probably got today off, too. I'm betting it was another Canadian holiday. Maybe National Hat Trick Day. Or Claude Raymond Day. To celebrate the guy who played The Invisible Man? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.J8sii__TOUGGTvxOO2R1NAHaPn&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=844) rhs: That's Claude Rains, you idiot. You think the Invisible Man hung around women's bathrooms and dormitories? Claude Rains: Whee!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 19, 2024 1:08:35 GMT
To celebrate the guy who played The Invisible Man? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.J8sii__TOUGGTvxOO2R1NAHaPn&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=844) rhs: That's Claude Rains, you idiot. You think the Invisible Man hung around women's bathrooms and dormitories? Claude Rains: Whee! But if he was invisible then light would pass right through him. He'd be blind.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 19, 2024 10:14:25 GMT
You think the Invisible Man hung around women's bathrooms and dormitories? Claude Rains: Whee! But if he was invisible then light would pass right through him. He'd be blind. He also wouldn't be able to wear any clothes. Claude Rains: Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 19, 2024 11:34:27 GMT
But if he was invisible then light would pass right through him. He'd be blind. He also wouldn't be able to wear any clothes. Claude Rains: Wheeeeeeeeeee!!! Oh, he'd be able to wear clothes. But he'd choose not to. He has a clothing-optional body.
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Post by rudiger on Mar 19, 2024 17:07:55 GMT
He probably got today off, too. I'm betting it was another Canadian holiday. Maybe National Hat Trick Day. Or Claude Raymond Day. To celebrate the guy who played The Invisible Man? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.J8sii__TOUGGTvxOO2R1NAHaPn&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=844) rhs: That's Claude Rains, you idiot. When did Claude Rains get x-ray eyes? Shouldn't that be Ray Milland? ![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/4b/40/c24b402a5b2cd27e92d76048f048e9c2.jpg) ![](http://www.impawards.com/1963/posters/x_the_man_with_the_xray_eyes_xxlg.jpg)
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 19, 2024 17:31:41 GMT
To celebrate the guy who played The Invisible Man? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.J8sii__TOUGGTvxOO2R1NAHaPn&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=844) rhs: That's Claude Rains, you idiot. When did Claude Rains get x-ray eyes? Shouldn't that be Ray Milland? ![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/4b/40/c24b402a5b2cd27e92d76048f048e9c2.jpg) ![](http://www.impawards.com/1963/posters/x_the_man_with_the_xray_eyes_xxlg.jpg) Don Rickles? Did he call Ray Milland a hockey puck? Or did he play a comedian in an act with John Hoyt? Also, that image of the x-rayed woman should be showing bum bum, not her pelvis. I am not watching this film.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 19, 2024 18:06:48 GMT
To celebrate the guy who played The Invisible Man? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.J8sii__TOUGGTvxOO2R1NAHaPn&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=844) rhs: That's Claude Rains, you idiot. When did Claude Rains get x-ray eyes? Shouldn't that be Ray Milland? ![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/4b/40/c24b402a5b2cd27e92d76048f048e9c2.jpg) ![](http://www.impawards.com/1963/posters/x_the_man_with_the_xray_eyes_xxlg.jpg) So, if I gather correctly -- and I think I do -- Ray Milland's character got x-ray vision from eating radioactive bananas that were proffered to him by that monkey? Were audience members who saw that movie given x-ray specs so they could experience the same sights that "X" did? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.zgohrhLlqHQRgAFEvBh5jQHaFj&pid=Api&P=0&w=480&h=360)
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 19, 2024 19:09:25 GMT
When did Claude Rains get x-ray eyes? Shouldn't that be Ray Milland? ![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/4b/40/c24b402a5b2cd27e92d76048f048e9c2.jpg) ![](http://www.impawards.com/1963/posters/x_the_man_with_the_xray_eyes_xxlg.jpg) So, if I gather correctly -- and I think I do -- Ray Milland's character got x-ray vision from eating radioactive bananas that were proffered to him by that monkey? Were audience members who saw that movie given x-ray specs so they could experience the same sights that "X" did? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.zgohrhLlqHQRgAFEvBh5jQHaFj&pid=Api&P=0&w=480&h=360) I wanted a pair of those x-ray specs. I know they were bullshit, but how many girls probably either didn't know that or were uncertain?
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Post by rudiger on Mar 19, 2024 21:18:40 GMT
When did Claude Rains get x-ray eyes? Shouldn't that be Ray Milland? ![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/4b/40/c24b402a5b2cd27e92d76048f048e9c2.jpg) ![](http://www.impawards.com/1963/posters/x_the_man_with_the_xray_eyes_xxlg.jpg) So, if I gather correctly -- and I think I do -- Ray Milland's character got x-ray vision from eating radioactive bananas that were proffered to him by that monkey? Were audience members who saw that movie given x-ray specs so they could experience the same sights that "X" did? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.zgohrhLlqHQRgAFEvBh5jQHaFj&pid=Api&P=0&w=480&h=360) Imagine acquiring x-ray vision, only to find out that someone else is already using the nickname 'X'. Ray Milland enters Jerry's apartment. JERRY: Hey, X! RAY MILLAND: No. No X. JERRY: No X? KRAMER (from bathroom): Hey, is that X?! JERRY: No! There's no X! KRAMER: Well, why no X?! JERRY: Why no X? RAY MILLAND: 'Cause Neil Watkins from accounting is X!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 19, 2024 22:01:05 GMT
So, if I gather correctly -- and I think I do -- Ray Milland's character got x-ray vision from eating radioactive bananas that were proffered to him by that monkey? Were audience members who saw that movie given x-ray specs so they could experience the same sights that "X" did? ![](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.zgohrhLlqHQRgAFEvBh5jQHaFj&pid=Api&P=0&w=480&h=360) Imagine acquiring x-ray vision, only to find out that someone else is already using the nickname 'X'. Ray Milland enters Jerry's apartment. JERRY: Hey, X! RAY MILLAND: No. No X. JERRY: No X? KRAMER (from bathroom): Hey, is that X?! JERRY: No! There's no X! KRAMER: Well, why no X?! JERRY: Why no X? RAY MILLAND: 'Cause Neil Watkins from accounting is X! If Ray Milland had half a brain in his head, he'd take himself and his x-ray vision over to Lisi's.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 25, 2024 21:01:20 GMT
Decided to give my self an extra-long Canada Day weekend by taking Thursday and Friday off as well as Monday being a public holiday.
I wonder what would be the best way to celebrate this momentous occasion.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2024 21:22:01 GMT
Decided to give my self an extra-long Canada Day weekend by taking Thursday and Friday off as well as Monday being a public holiday.
I wonder what would be the best way to celebrate this momentous occasion.
Two ideas. You choose which one works best for you. 1. Donate your time at the soup kitchen to help those less fortunate. 2. Hang out at the beach ogling young Canadian girls' bum bums.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 25, 2024 23:03:10 GMT
Decided to give my self an extra-long Canada Day weekend by taking Thursday and Friday off as well as Monday being a public holiday.
I wonder what would be the best way to celebrate this momentous occasion.
Two ideas. You choose which one works best for you. 1. Donate your time at the soup kitchen to help those less fortunate. 2. Hang out at the beach ogling young Canadian girls' bum bums. Option 1 doesn't seem to leave much room for soaking or smoking weed. Although I suppose there could be a way to fit them both in with some creativity.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2024 23:17:29 GMT
Two ideas. You choose which one works best for you. 1. Donate your time at the soup kitchen to help those less fortunate. 2. Hang out at the beach ogling young Canadian girls' bum bums. Option 1 doesn't seem to leave much room for soaking or smoking weed. Although I suppose there could be a way to fit them both in with some creativity. I guess bum bums is the winner, then. Try not to be disappointed.
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