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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 11:56:05 GMT
Today is Civic Day in Canada. Those Canadians are really relaxed people. And here I am, nine years without a vacation.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 2, 2021 12:49:41 GMT
Today is Civic Day in Canada. Those Canadians are really relaxed people. And here I am, nine years without a vacation. I thought Toronto was its own thang?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 12:52:05 GMT
Today is Civic Day in Canada. Those Canadians are really relaxed people. And here I am, nine years without a vacation. I thought Toronto was its own thang? I'll bet Toronto would give me a vacation.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 14:54:52 GMT
Today is Civic Day in Canada. Those Canadians are really relaxed people. And here I am, nine years without a vacation. Might I suggest a trip to, um, Canada? You might want to relocate there.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 2, 2021 15:10:30 GMT
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 15:10:57 GMT
Today is Civic Day in Canada. Those Canadians are really relaxed people. And here I am, nine years without a vacation. Might I suggest a trip to, um, Canada? You might want to relocate there. I'm still waiting for Quebec to secede. Then the US can link up with the frogs against the dastardly Canadian government for a very convenient little war. But I would only fight in the summer; it gets too cold up in Maine and Vermont for me during the winter months. And I would definitely insist on rubber bullets and paint ball guns for both sides. Maybe get a place in The Hamptons.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 15:18:23 GMT
Might I suggest a trip to, um, Canada? You might want to relocate there. I'm still waiting for Quebec to secede. Then the US can link up with the frogs against the dastardly Canadian government for a very convenient little war. But I would only fight in the summer; it gets too cold up in Maine and Vermont for me during the winter months. And I would definitely insist on rubber bullets and paint ball guns for both sides. Maybe get a place in The Hamptons. How about duels? Tomatoes at 20 paces.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 15:19:34 GMT
He's in the Civic Parade. Ironically, driving a Honda Civic.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 15:20:07 GMT
I'm still waiting for Quebec to secede. Then the US can link up with the frogs against the dastardly Canadian government for a very convenient little war. But I would only fight in the summer; it gets too cold up in Maine and Vermont for me during the winter months. And I would definitely insist on rubber bullets and paint ball guns for both sides. Maybe get a place in The Hamptons. How about duels? Tomatoes at 20 paces. On your mark. Get set. [Jane removes top]. Uh....duh.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 16:01:56 GMT
I'm still waiting for Quebec to secede. Then the US can link up with the frogs against the dastardly Canadian government for a very convenient little war. But I would only fight in the summer; it gets too cold up in Maine and Vermont for me during the winter months. And I would definitely insist on rubber bullets and paint ball guns for both sides. Maybe get a place in The Hamptons. How about duels? Tomatoes at 20 paces. Maybe they could hurl empty Labatt cans at each other.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 16:06:32 GMT
He's in the Civic Parade. Ironically, driving a Honda Civic. Maybe there could be a fleet of go-karts with plastic bodies that (sort of) look like Honda Civics driven by fez-wearing Canucks.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 16:23:41 GMT
He's in the Civic Parade. Ironically, driving a Honda Civic. Maybe there could be a fleet of go-karts with plastic bodies that (sort of) look like Honda Civics driven by fez-wearing Canucks. With Christopher Cross singing "O Canada".
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 16:25:35 GMT
How about duels? Tomatoes at 20 paces. Maybe they could hurl empty Labatt cans at each other. Why empty ones?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 16:27:16 GMT
Maybe they could hurl empty Labatt cans at each other. Why empty ones? Empty cans are lighter, but you throw more of them.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 17:02:43 GMT
Maybe they could hurl empty Labatt cans at each other. Why empty ones? Are you kidding? Someone could get hurt getting hit by an unopened Labatt can. This is Canada, eh?
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 17:05:03 GMT
Maybe there could be a fleet of go-karts with plastic bodies that (sort of) look like Honda Civics driven by fez-wearing Canucks. With Christopher Cross singing "O Canada". Or change the words to 'Arthur's Theme' (cue pizzabagel parody lyrics).
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 2, 2021 17:11:48 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 17:19:28 GMT
There was an error in the paperwork. The kegs showed up at Roy Rogers Centre. Drunken cowboys. Woo-Hoo!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 17:20:47 GMT
With Christopher Cross singing "O Canada". Or change the words to 'Arthur's Theme' (cue pizzabagel parody lyrics). So does he do an "If you get caught between the moon and Montreal" song or does he do an "Oh, Arthur!" tune? I'm just giddy waiting for it.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 17:27:50 GMT
Or change the words to 'Arthur's Theme' (cue pizzabagel parody lyrics). So does he do an "If you get caught between the moon and Montreal" song or does he do an "Oh, Arthur!" tune? I'm just giddy waiting for it. It just occurred to me of the possibility the word 'jiggy' was created by someone mispronouncing 'giddy' with a soft 'g'. What a gip.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 18:57:15 GMT
So does he do an "If you get caught between the moon and Montreal" song or does he do an "Oh, Arthur!" tune? I'm just giddy waiting for it. It just occurred to me of the possibility the word 'jiggy' was created by someone mispronouncing 'giddy' with a soft 'g'. What a gip. Maybe that was actually Jerry's line. "I was ready to get giddy with it".
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 2, 2021 19:01:09 GMT
He's in the Civic Parade. Ironically, driving a Honda Civic. I'm out there and I'm loving every minute of it!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 19:20:46 GMT
Are you kidding? Someone could get hurt getting hit by an unopened Labatt can. This is Canada, eh? Not empty and unopened are two different things. Just sayin'.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 19:28:46 GMT
With Christopher Cross singing "O Canada". Or change the words to 'Arthur's Theme' (cue pizzabagel parody lyrics). When you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City The best that you can do The best that you can do Is fall in loveIt's the best that I can do. Har-har!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 20:12:44 GMT
Or change the words to 'Arthur's Theme' (cue pizzabagel parody lyrics). When you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City The best that you can do The best that you can do Is fall in loveIt's the best that I can do. Har-har! You only changed one word (or two, depending on your perspective). You fraud! You aren't pizzabagel! Give him back to us!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 20:13:57 GMT
He's in the Civic Parade. Ironically, driving a Honda Civic. I'm out there and I'm loving every minute of it! You drive your Civic naked? Karma_Kramer: Of course. Everyone in Canada does. What does your country do? Make you wear clothes? Pfft! Losers.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 20:22:32 GMT
When you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City The best that you can do The best that you can do Is fall in loveIt's the best that I can do. Har-har! You only changed one word (or two, depending on your perspective). You fraud! You aren't pizzabagel! Give him back to us! "Oh, I don't think that's possible."
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 20:43:01 GMT
It just occurred to me of the possibility the word 'jiggy' was created by someone mispronouncing 'giddy' with a soft 'g'. What a gip. Maybe that was actually Jerry's line. "I was ready to get giddy with it". Would seem more appropriate to be said by Elaine "Svenjolly/Boogity Man" Benes.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2021 20:45:45 GMT
When you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City I know it's crazy, but it's true If you get caught between the moon and Moosejaw City The best that you can do The best that you can do Is fall in loveIt's the best that I can do. Har-har! You only changed one word (or two, depending on your perspective). You fraud! You aren't pizzabagel! Give him back to us! You know, pizzabagel, there are more lines in that song than just the refrain. pizzabagel: When did they add more lines? How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 20:50:34 GMT
You only changed one word (or two, depending on your perspective). You fraud! You aren't pizzabagel! Give him back to us! You know, pizzabagel, there are more lines in that song than just the refrain. pizzabagel: When did they add more lines? How long have I been asleep? What year is it? pizzabagel only owns one record. The Fifth Dimension's "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In". He thinks the three minutes of "Let the Sunshine In" was genius. But then, this is the same guy who called "Mister Dobalina, Mister Bob Dobalina" a work of art.
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