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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 23, 2021 11:58:07 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 23, 2021 13:18:23 GMT
Fasten your seat belts. The Olympic Games have begun in Tokyo.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 23, 2021 22:21:21 GMT
I still haven't finished watching through everything I taped on VHS from the 1996 games of Atlanta.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2021 22:24:09 GMT
I still haven't finished watching through everything I taped on VHS from the 1996 games of Atlanta. Boy, the Italians really blew it tonight. Karma_Kramer: Aww, rhs! I taped it. I shut my phone off so nobody would tell me what happened. For 25 years? Karma_Kramer: Okay, just shut up. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 24, 2021 1:07:05 GMT
I still haven't finished watching through everything I taped on VHS from the 1996 games of Atlanta. What are you waiting for 📺? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 24, 2021 2:16:06 GMT
The Olympic Games have begun again? It's like every four years we have to go through this nonsense.
nuts: This time it's five years.
Five years? Even better!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 24, 2021 2:25:56 GMT
It’s 2 am. There are 2 nude Japanese women in your hot tub. What do you do?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 29, 2021 2:03:54 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 29, 2021 9:55:40 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 29, 2021 10:31:41 GMT
0:31. Like those old electric football games. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 29, 2021 12:09:15 GMT
0:31. Like those old electric football games.   |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 29, 2021 12:58:36 GMT
0:31. Like those old electric football games. Fun Fact # 266. The players locking arms was symbolic of the cry of the closeted homosexual NFL player. |
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 30, 2021 20:13:51 GMT
Proud day for us canucks.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 30, 2021 21:13:40 GMT
Proud day for us canucks.
Really? The Anne Murray Centre isn't enough? You folks want it all, don't you? Next thing you know, you'll want baseball back in Montreal. |
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 2, 2021 2:31:05 GMT
Apparently the athletes would compete naked during the ancient roman olympics.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 9:07:33 GMT
Apparently the athletes would compete naked during the ancient roman olympics. Man, what a scene that must have been. Things flippin' and floppin' all over the place. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 9:39:21 GMT
Apparently the athletes would compete naked during the ancient roman olympics. Man, what a scene that must have been. Things flippin' and floppin' all over the place. Jerry: Don't you see what's goin' on here? No boxers, no Jockeys. Elaine: Eeaawww! Jerry: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine. Kramer, say it isn't so. Kramer: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it! Jerry: Don't you need a little help? Kramer: Surprisingly, no. I'm free, I'm unfettered. I'm like an ancient Greek Olympic participant running the marathon! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 12:21:53 GMT
Man, what a scene that must have been. Things flippin' and floppin' all over the place. Jerry: Don't you see what's goin' on here? No boxers, no Jockeys. Elaine: Eeaawww! Jerry: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine. Kramer, say it isn't so. Kramer: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it! Jerry: Don't you need a little help? Kramer: Surprisingly, no. I'm free, I'm unfettered. I'm like an ancient Greek Olympic participant running the marathon! Didn't the Greeks place fig leaves over their ding-dongs? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2021 15:14:11 GMT
Jerry: Don't you see what's goin' on here? No boxers, no Jockeys. Elaine: Eeaawww! Jerry: The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine. Kramer, say it isn't so. Kramer: Oh, it be so. I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it! Jerry: Don't you need a little help? Kramer: Surprisingly, no. I'm free, I'm unfettered. I'm like an ancient Greek Olympic participant running the marathon! Didn't the Greeks place fig leaves over their ding-dongs? That's no good. They wouldn't last ten minutes on them. Besides, how would they keep them attached? Scotch tape? Elastic bands? Binder clips? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2021 17:23:25 GMT
Didn't the Greeks place fig leaves over their ding-dongs? That's no good. They wouldn't last ten minutes on them. Besides, how would they keep them attached? Scotch tape? Elastic bands? Binder clips? They make their own glue out of moussaka and goat shit. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 3, 2021 9:29:50 GMT
That's no good. They wouldn't last ten minutes on them. Besides, how would they keep them attached? Scotch tape? Elastic bands? Binder clips? They make their own glue out of moussaka and goat shit. Sally Weaver: You've got some shmutz on your "fun zone." |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 3, 2021 10:40:39 GMT
They make their own glue out of moussaka and goat shit. Sally Weaver: You've got some shmutz on your "fun zone." Nudity? Sally Weaver quotes? I'll tell you what's bringing this board down. You, downer! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 3, 2021 12:02:26 GMT
Sally Weaver: You've got some shmutz on your "fun zone." Nudity? Sally Weaver quotes? I'll tell you what's bringing this board down. You, downer! Sally Weaver: You know I workshopped that and... snoozers! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 3, 2021 12:28:23 GMT
Nudity? Sally Weaver quotes? I'll tell you what's bringing this board down. You, downer! Sally Weaver: You know I workshopped that and... snoozers! "Sally Weaver is a brilliant, original comedian. And sexy as all get out" - pizzabagel |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 3, 2021 12:36:57 GMT
Sally Weaver: You know I workshopped that and... snoozers! "Sally Weaver is a brilliant, original comedian. And sexy as all get out" - pizzabagel  "She's good! I like her!" |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 3, 2021 13:36:59 GMT
"Sally Weaver is a brilliant, original comedian. And sexy as all get out" - pizzabagel "She's good! I like her!" I'll bet you'd give a week's pay to unbutton a few of O-lan's waitress uniform buttons. pizzabagel: They're good. I like them. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 3, 2021 13:50:58 GMT
"She's good! I like her!" I'll bet you'd give a week's pay to unbutton a few of O-lan's waitress uniform buttons. pizzabagel: They're good. I like them. rhs: They? Her buttons? If that helps you. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 3, 2021 15:43:41 GMT
I'll bet you'd give a week's pay to unbutton a few of O-lan's waitress uniform buttons. pizzabagel: They're good. I like them. rhs: They? Her buttons? If that helps you. You think O-Lan's waitress uniform is in The Smithsonian? pizzabagel: Yeah, sure. Right between Eve Plumb's hair brush and Richard Deacon's necktie. |
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