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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 14, 2021 17:31:21 GMT
www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/seinfeld-jennifer-coolidge-remembers-playing-1-jerrys-girlfriends.html/The process of getting cast on an episode of the hit sitcom wasn’t exactly stress-free for Coolidge. Before auditioning for a role as one of Jerry Seinfeld’s on-screen girlfriends the then-32-year-old panicked about what she’d wear to her audition. “I didn’t even have decent clothes to audition in. I didn’t have any flattering outfits,” Coolidge told GQ in June 2015. “So I went to this store, and there was a mother and daughter who worked in the store. I said, ‘I’m auditioning for Seinfeld tomorrow.’ And they were like, ‘Oh, honey, you’ve got to wear better clothes than what you’re wearing.’” Wardrobe aside, Coolidge remembered the day she landed the role of Jodi, Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend, as “weird.” She happened to book not one but two jobs that day. Coolidge also got cast on a short-lived ABC drama. She hadn’t done any substantial acting previously, and because of that, her resume was filled with “lies.” Seinfeld marked the actor’s first television role. Needless to say, Coolidge was nervous when she showed up to film the 1993 episode. Thinking back to her time playing Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend who refused to give him a massage — “I don’t submit to forcible massage!” — Coolidge admits she’s not sure what she was doing. “I wasn’t acting,” Coolidge told Bustle in July 2021. “I don’t know what I was doing. I was so nervous I don’t know what was coming out of my mouth.”
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 14, 2021 17:49:24 GMT
She was only 32 then? But she had been married to Kris Kristofferson years before then.
nuts: That was Rita Coolidge.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 14, 2021 18:57:46 GMT
And she goes down in history as probably Jerry's worst girlfriend. Even worse than the Dockers girl.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 14, 2021 22:22:17 GMT
She was only 32 then? But she had been married to Kris Kristofferson years before then. nuts: That was Rita Coolidge. Cal remained silent back then.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jul 15, 2021 20:44:54 GMT
And she goes down in history as probably Jerry's worst girlfriend. Even worse than the Dockers girl. I kinda doubt Jerry got to the point where he had fabulous sex with the Dockers chick.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 15, 2021 22:35:24 GMT
And she goes down in history as probably Jerry's worst girlfriend. Even worse than the Dockers girl. I kinda doubt Jerry got to the point where he had fabulous sex with the Dockers chick. Not getting any from Dockers Chick wouldn't crush me, same as not getting any from Jodi. Quality sex time with Lisi, Donna Chang or Patty would have been just fine.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 7, 2023 19:18:48 GMT
www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/seinfeld-jennifer-coolidge-remembers-playing-1-jerrys-girlfriends.html/The process of getting cast on an episode of the hit sitcom wasn’t exactly stress-free for Coolidge. Before auditioning for a role as one of Jerry Seinfeld’s on-screen girlfriends the then-32-year-old panicked about what she’d wear to her audition. “I didn’t even have decent clothes to audition in. I didn’t have any flattering outfits,” Coolidge told GQ in June 2015. “So I went to this store, and there was a mother and daughter who worked in the store. I said, ‘I’m auditioning for Seinfeld tomorrow.’ And they were like, ‘Oh, honey, you’ve got to wear better clothes than what you’re wearing.’” Wardrobe aside, Coolidge remembered the day she landed the role of Jodi, Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend, as “weird.” She happened to book not one but two jobs that day. Coolidge also got cast on a short-lived ABC drama. She hadn’t done any substantial acting previously, and because of that, her resume was filled with “lies.” Seinfeld marked the actor’s first television role. Needless to say, Coolidge was nervous when she showed up to film the 1993 episode. Thinking back to her time playing Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend who refused to give him a massage — “I don’t submit to forcible massage!” — Coolidge admits she’s not sure what she was doing. “I wasn’t acting,” Coolidge told Bustle in July 2021. “I don’t know what I was doing. I was so nervous I don’t know what was coming out of my mouth.” That's a lot of woman.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 7, 2023 22:22:19 GMT
www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/seinfeld-jennifer-coolidge-remembers-playing-1-jerrys-girlfriends.html/The process of getting cast on an episode of the hit sitcom wasn’t exactly stress-free for Coolidge. Before auditioning for a role as one of Jerry Seinfeld’s on-screen girlfriends the then-32-year-old panicked about what she’d wear to her audition. “I didn’t even have decent clothes to audition in. I didn’t have any flattering outfits,” Coolidge told GQ in June 2015. “So I went to this store, and there was a mother and daughter who worked in the store. I said, ‘I’m auditioning for Seinfeld tomorrow.’ And they were like, ‘Oh, honey, you’ve got to wear better clothes than what you’re wearing.’” Wardrobe aside, Coolidge remembered the day she landed the role of Jodi, Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend, as “weird.” She happened to book not one but two jobs that day. Coolidge also got cast on a short-lived ABC drama. She hadn’t done any substantial acting previously, and because of that, her resume was filled with “lies.” Seinfeld marked the actor’s first television role. Needless to say, Coolidge was nervous when she showed up to film the 1993 episode. Thinking back to her time playing Jerry’s masseuse girlfriend who refused to give him a massage — “I don’t submit to forcible massage!” — Coolidge admits she’s not sure what she was doing. “I wasn’t acting,” Coolidge told Bustle in July 2021. “I don’t know what I was doing. I was so nervous I don’t know what was coming out of my mouth.” That's a lot of woman. She broke that chair she was sitting on? Morty: I could see that.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 7, 2023 22:37:49 GMT
She broke that chair she was sitting on? Morty: I could see that. What are we supposed to call fat chicks now? Meaty? Burly? Porkish?
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Post by pizzabagel on May 7, 2023 22:40:22 GMT
She broke that chair she was sitting on? Morty: I could see that. What are we supposed to call fat chicks now? Meaty? Burly? Porkish? Some you can call men.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 7, 2023 23:04:20 GMT
What are we supposed to call fat chicks now? Meaty? Burly? Porkish? Some you can call men. In what way did that resemble a woman?
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Post by pizzabagel on May 7, 2023 23:42:07 GMT
In what way did that resemble a woman? To the "Ma'am": Don't get your panties in a bunch.
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