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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 12, 2021 14:17:50 GMT
I’m at one and the vending machine charged my card but didn’t give me my soda!!!!!!
What would George do?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 12, 2021 14:24:52 GMT
You gotta jiggle it a little bit.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 12, 2021 14:37:52 GMT
You gotta jiggle it a little bit. I jiggled! I jiggled!
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Post by rudiger on Jul 12, 2021 14:54:31 GMT
You gotta jiggle it a little bit. I jiggled! I jiggled!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 12, 2021 15:15:28 GMT
You gotta jiggle it a little bit. I jiggled! I jiggled! He meant the card, Boobs McClanahan.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 12, 2021 16:39:07 GMT
He meant the card, Boobs McClanahan.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 12, 2021 16:39:23 GMT
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Post by rudiger on Jul 12, 2021 17:21:31 GMT
Sorry, the Tick can only save you from the tyranny of the coffee machine.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 12, 2021 17:38:41 GMT
Sorry, the Tick can only save you from the tyranny of the coffee machine. I am filing a complaint with customer affairs!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 12, 2021 18:14:34 GMT
Sorry, the Tick can only save you from the tyranny of the coffee machine. I am filing a complaint with customer affairs! "Hey, what can I tell you, buddy?"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 12, 2021 18:24:03 GMT
Sorry, the Tick can only save you from the tyranny of the coffee machine. I am filing a complaint with customer affairs! (In walks Customer Affair Guy, holding a root beer) nuts: Hey! Hey!! That's the soda I wanted. My card got stuck. I wanted that root beer! Give it here! Customer Affairs Guy: That's why you pay cash, Bubbo. Man, this is good root beer.
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Post by rudiger on Jul 12, 2021 19:35:04 GMT
He meant the card, Boobs McClanahan. When did nuts change his name to Boobs McClanahan? How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 12, 2021 20:28:12 GMT
When did nuts change his name to Boobs McClanahan? How long have I been asleep? What year is it? He liked the sound of and thought "Jugs Jackson" sounded cheap.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 12, 2021 23:24:53 GMT
I am filing a complaint with customer affairs! (In walks Customer Affair Guy, holding a root beer) nuts: Hey! Hey!! That's the soda I wanted. My card got stuck. I wanted that root beer! Give it here! Customer Affairs Guy: That's why you pay cash, Bubbo. Man, this is good root beer. it was a diet coke! and customer affairs gal was of no help! she sneered and said i guess your still thirsty, eh?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 12, 2021 23:34:42 GMT
(In walks Customer Affair Guy, holding a root beer) nuts: Hey! Hey!! That's the soda I wanted. My card got stuck. I wanted that root beer! Give it here! Customer Affairs Guy: That's why you pay cash, Bubbo. Man, this is good root beer. it was a diet coke! and customer affairs gal was of no help! she sneered and said i guess your still thirsty, eh? While drinking a Diet Coke? That's cold.
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Post by rudiger on Jul 12, 2021 23:47:24 GMT
it was a diet coke! and customer affairs gal was of no help! she sneered and said i guess your still thirsty, eh? While drinking a Diet Coke? That's cold. It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't made that yummy "Ah!" sound.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 13, 2021 1:22:50 GMT
While drinking a Diet Coke? That's cold. It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't made that yummy "Ah!" sound. She laughed! She mocked! She chortled 🤭! I demand judicious! Diet Coke Judicious!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2021 9:10:09 GMT
While drinking a Diet Coke? That's cold. It wouldn't have been so bad if she hadn't made that yummy "Ah!" sound. The "Ah" wasn't from drinking the Coke. [prrrrrrrp]
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 13, 2021 9:47:04 GMT
The bank just credited back me account!!! 💰
Diet Coke judicious! 🥤
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2021 10:36:14 GMT
The bank just credited back me account!!! 💰 Diet Coke judicious! 🥤 Bank Employee: A buck and a half? Fine. Here. Stop wasting our time. nuts: I win! Bank Employee: Oh, there's a $3 service charge for the transaction. nuts: Grrr! Serenity Now!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2021 12:09:15 GMT
The bank just credited back me account!!! 💰 Diet Coke judicious! 🥤 Willie Sr.: I remember when you used to lose a nickel when a Diet Coke didn't come down. A nickel!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2021 12:51:40 GMT
The bank just credited back me account!!! 💰 Diet Coke judicious! 🥤 Willie Sr.: I remember when you used to lose a nickel when a Diet Coke didn't come down. A nickel! My local inconvenience store charges $3.38 for a can of Coke and a package of now-35%-smaller Twinkies. When I was a lad, the two were 20 cents.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 13, 2021 15:12:37 GMT
Back at the Dealership—the supervisor is on his way!
Time for serious discussions and Diet Coke judicious!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2021 15:51:35 GMT
Back at the Dealership—the supervisor is on his way! Time for serious discussions and Diet Coke judicious! You won't let this go, will you? Are you looking for your 15 minutes of fame on CNN as they report on a Mr. berryfarm who couldn't get his sweet can of pop?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 13, 2021 15:56:37 GMT
Back at the Dealership—the supervisor is on his way! Time for serious discussions and Diet Coke judicious! You won't let this go, will you? Are you looking for your 15 minutes of fame on CNN as they report on a Mr. berryfarm who couldn't get his sweet can of pop? I brought a can of Diet Coke from a gas station as de facto evidence. As I explained see when I paid for my can of Diet Coke at the gas station...I got a can. While here I paid....and no can! Diet Coke Judicious!!!!!!!! 👨⚖️
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2021 16:40:50 GMT
You won't let this go, will you? Are you looking for your 15 minutes of fame on CNN as they report on a Mr. berryfarm who couldn't get his sweet can of pop? I brought a can of Diet Coke from a gas station as de facto evidence. As I explained see when I paid for my can of Diet Coke at the gas station...I got a can. While here I paid....and no can! Diet Coke Judicious!!!!!!!! 👨⚖️
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Post by rudiger on Jul 13, 2021 17:16:40 GMT
I brought a can of Diet Coke from a gas station as de facto evidence. As I explained see when I paid for my can of Diet Coke at the gas station...I got a can. While here I paid....and no can! Diet Coke Judicious!!!!!!!! 👨⚖️ rhs: No Can-Can? nuts: No! No "no Can-Can"! No can! rhs: Waiter. Check, please.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2021 18:51:15 GMT
Willie Sr.: I remember when you used to lose a nickel when a Diet Coke didn't come down. A nickel! My local inconvenience store charges $3.38 for a can of Coke and a package of now-35%-smaller Twinkies. When I was a lad, the two were 20 cents. Each, or for the both of them? rhs: Yes.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2021 18:53:08 GMT
Back at the Dealership—the supervisor is on his way! Time for serious discussions and Diet Coke judicious! Have you set up your soda lineup in which they're all Diet Coke? Woman: Hey, Willie! Check it out! Free soda!
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Post by rudiger on Jul 13, 2021 18:55:29 GMT
Willie Sr.: I remember when you used to lose a nickel when a Diet Coke didn't come down. A nickel! My local inconvenience store charges $3.38 for a can of Coke and a package of now-35%-smaller Twinkies. When I was a lad, the two were 20 cents. Coke and Twinkies? Is that like the New England version of an RC and a Moonpie?
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