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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 2, 2021 2:21:34 GMT
is in attendance at the hawks & bucks playoff game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 9:29:57 GMT
Oscar: What's on your mind? I'm in a hurry.
Felix: Oh, you have to go cover the basketball game, huh?
Oscar: Yeah.
Felix: The Hawks?
Oscar: No, the Knicks.
Felix: The Knicks and the Hawks?
Oscar: The Knicks and the Bucks.
Felix: The Bucks and the Hawks.
Oscar: The Knicks and the Bucks.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 10:24:09 GMT
Oscar: What's on your mind? I'm in a hurry. Felix: Oh, you have to go cover the basketball game, huh? Oscar: Yeah. Felix: The Hawks? Oscar: No, the Knicks. Felix: The Knicks and the Hawks? Oscar: The Knicks and the Bucks. Felix: The Bucks and the Hawks. Oscar: The Knicks and the Bucks. You know, pizzabagel? Every time you talk about sports, my ulcer acts up. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 11:28:34 GMT
Oscar: What's on your mind? I'm in a hurry. Felix: Oh, you have to go cover the basketball game, huh? Oscar: Yeah. Felix: The Hawks? Oscar: No, the Knicks. Felix: The Knicks and the Hawks? Oscar: The Knicks and the Bucks. Felix: The Bucks and the Hawks. Oscar: The Knicks and the Bucks. You know, pizzabagel? Every time you talk about sports, my ulcer acts up. Rip, rip, rip! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 12:06:27 GMT
You know, pizzabagel? Every time you talk about sports, my ulcer acts up. Rip, rip, rip! Have you ever noticed that the umpire's "safe" signal is similar to the wingspan of the California Condor? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 12:14:01 GMT
Have you ever noticed that the umpire's "safe" signal is similar to the wingspan of the California Condor? Go hit a pickle off the wall. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 12:46:37 GMT
Have you ever noticed that the umpire's "safe" signal is similar to the wingspan of the California Condor? Go hit a pickle off the wall. I asked you to move, like a gentleman. And you told me to go live with a dead poet. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 12:49:52 GMT
Go hit a pickle off the wall. I asked you to move, like a gentleman. And you told me to go live with a dead poet. This horse is a nag. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 13:39:44 GMT
I asked you to move, like a gentleman. And you told me to go live with a dead poet. This horse is a nag. Okay. You be Frederick Ungman. I'll be Ozzie Malone. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 13:43:20 GMT
Okay. You be Frederick Ungman. I'll be Ozzie Malone. It's simple but it says it. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 14:37:15 GMT
Okay. You be Frederick Ungman. I'll be Ozzie Malone. It's simple but it says it. (to rudiger) Why does he have to talk like that? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 15:41:19 GMT
It's simple but it says it. (to rudiger) Why does he have to talk like that? How much is it without the sundries? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 16:39:48 GMT
(to rudiger) Why does he have to talk like that? How much is it without the sundries? I tell you what I'll do. I'll donate ten dollars if you make me a simple hamburger. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 17:10:04 GMT
How much is it without the sundries? I tell you what I'll do. I'll donate ten dollars if you make me a simple hamburger. Murray, no dunking. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 17:36:44 GMT
I tell you what I'll do. I'll donate ten dollars if you make me a simple hamburger. Murray, no dunking. Say buddy, give me a blueprint of your brains. I'm building an idiot. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 19:19:42 GMT
Say buddy, give me a blueprint of your brains. I'm building an idiot. When you assume... you make an ASS out of "U" and ME! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 19:56:40 GMT
Say buddy, give me a blueprint of your brains. I'm building an idiot. When you assume... you make an ASS out of "U" and ME! You know Oskar Homolka? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 20:31:01 GMT
When you assume... you make an ASS out of "U" and ME! You know Oskar Homolka? I'm not that kind of a pushover! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 20:42:55 GMT
I'm not that kind of a pushover! Yes, folks. Penicillin. The Big "P". |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 21:29:45 GMT
I'm not that kind of a pushover! Yes, folks. Penicillin. The Big "P". Wow... it's like a stroll down memory sewer. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 2, 2021 22:31:40 GMT
Yes, folks. Penicillin. The Big "P". Wow... it's like a stroll down memory sewer. Albert had no peers. He was a giant among birds. And they resented him for it. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 2, 2021 23:52:12 GMT
Wow... it's like a stroll down memory sewer. Albert had no peers. He was a giant among birds. And they resented him for it. Who's going to visit the grave of Spot Moskowitz? Three little dogs with yarmulkes? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 3, 2021 9:38:23 GMT
Albert had no peers. He was a giant among birds. And they resented him for it. Who's going to visit the grave of Spot Moskowitz? Three little dogs with yarmulkes? I recognized Gloria by the scar on her Caucasian right hand. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 3, 2021 11:39:58 GMT
Who's going to visit the grave of Spot Moskowitz? Three little dogs with yarmulkes? I recognized Gloria by the scar on her Caucasian right hand. Would you believe it? They had Willie Mays in here last night. And he has a beautiful singing voice. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 3, 2021 12:03:41 GMT
I recognized Gloria by the scar on her Caucasian right hand. Would you believe it? They had Willie Mays in here last night. And he has a beautiful singing voice. Never mind the impression. You're not Rich Little. I came to hear the cowboy violinist. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 3, 2021 12:55:03 GMT
Would you believe it? They had Willie Mays in here last night. And he has a beautiful singing voice. Never mind the impression. You're not Rich Little. I came to hear the cowboy violinist. It's a peach of a morning! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 3, 2021 13:57:32 GMT
Never mind the impression. You're not Rich Little. I came to hear the cowboy violinist. It's a peach of a morning! Dr. Burger wants to welcome you personally. So he sent me. |
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