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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 19, 2017 22:47:40 GMT
Michael Richards - "Those pretzels really make you thirsty?"
Wayne Knight - "Hello... Newman!"
Teri Hatcher - "So, are they real and spectacular?"
Jerry Stiller: "You wanna piece of me?"
Jason Alexander: "Hi, I'm Art Vandelay."
Jerry: "You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - "You do have a big head."
Jerry Stiller - "You want a piece of me?! You got it!!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2017 23:07:19 GMT
Michael Richards - Hey Assman!
Wayne Knight - You emit a foul and unpleasant odor
Jerry Stiller - How's it hanging down in Del Boasta Bickle?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Do you remember your dream where you have a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jul 19, 2017 23:17:51 GMT
Heidi Swedberg(Susan) - Holy shit you're alive?!?!?
Jerry Seinfeld - Dude so what the fuck was the move?!?!?!?
Suzanne Snyder (Poppy's Daughter) - So why didn't you eat the pie??
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 19, 2017 23:25:12 GMT
Michael Richards - "Those pretzels really make you thirsty?" Wayne Knight - "Hello... Newman!" Teri Hatcher - "So, are they real and spectacular?" Jerry Stiller: "You wanna piece of me?" Jason Alexander: "Hi, I'm Art Vandelay." Jerry: "You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man." Julia Louis-Dreyfus - "You do have a big head." Jerry Stiller - "You want a piece of me?!" That's the second time you said "You want a piece of me?" Why do you keep saying that?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jul 20, 2017 4:07:14 GMT
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - "I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake"
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Post by samcollins99 on Jul 20, 2017 5:59:07 GMT
Jerry: Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to have a thick, full head of hair...
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jul 20, 2017 6:38:33 GMT
Jerry: Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you? You used to have a thick, full head of hair... Me: Do you see the irony here? JS: Huh? Excuse me? Me: YOU'RE BALD!!!... ...can I get a hug?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 20, 2017 8:00:25 GMT
I'd ask Jerry Stiller if he still has his sssssilver dollar collection.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 20, 2017 10:05:51 GMT
I'd ask Jerry Stiller if he still has his sssssilver dollar collection. I'd ask him to get me a pair of underwear, then I'd badger him when he didn't come back in two seconds.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 20, 2017 10:18:09 GMT
I'd ask Jerry Stiller if he still has his sssssilver dollar collection. I'd ask him to get me a pair of underwear, then I'd badger him when he didn't come back in two seconds. Make sure to tell him all the cup sizes. Let me know if he seems impressed.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 20, 2017 12:25:55 GMT
I'd ask him to get me a pair of underwear, then I'd badger him when he didn't come back in two seconds. Make sure to tell him all the cup sizes. Let me know if he seems impressed. I'll show him a prophylactic wrapper to see if he grounds me.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Jul 20, 2017 18:47:22 GMT
I'd ask Jerry Stiller if he still has his sssssilver dollar collection. The dumbest possible line to use with Jerry Stiller would be "How's Anne doing?" His wife Anne Meara died in 2015.
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Jul 20, 2017 18:52:52 GMT
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - I think you're a FOX!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 20, 2017 19:59:35 GMT
hey jerry, what's up.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 20, 2017 20:09:11 GMT
I'd ask Jerry Stiller if he still has his sssssilver dollar collection. The dumbest possible line to use with Jerry Stiller would be "How's Anne doing?" His wife Anne Meara died in 2015. So if I ran into Rebecca McFarland, can I say "Yo Anna!"?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 20, 2017 20:48:24 GMT
The dumbest possible line to use with Jerry Stiller would be "How's Anne doing?" His wife Anne Meara died in 2015. So if I ran into Rebecca McFarland, can I say "Yo Anna!"? She does dig the bad boy. I don't know how she feels about ones with bad sense or bad timing. Bad breath? Probably not.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 21, 2017 3:53:57 GMT
hey, elaine, how is your brother richard?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jul 21, 2017 4:48:16 GMT
I met Jason Alexander and shook his hand at my old job. I was so star-struck when he walked in, all I could say was, "Hi, big fan of your work".
I was a restaurant host and regret not seating him and his friend. In hindsight, some lines I could've said to him:
"Your waiter Antonio will be right with you. Incredibly, he was promoted in spite of your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks".
"Welcome. Tonight our special is the bouillabaise..."
"I'll be right back with some water to start you off. You want bread? THREE DOLLARS!!"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 21, 2017 12:08:03 GMT
So if I ran into Rebecca McFarland, can I say "Yo Anna!"? She does dig the bad boy. I don't know how she feels about ones with bad sense or bad timing. Bad breath? Probably not. That brings up another topic. If Anna had bad breath, would you still.....?
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Post by snelling on Jul 21, 2017 14:47:27 GMT
I met Jason Alexander and shook his hand at my old job. I was so star-struck when he walked in, all I could say was, "Hi, big fan of your work". I was a restaurant host and regret not seating him and his friend. In hindsight, some lines I could've said to him: "Your waiter Antonio will be right with you. Incredibly, he was promoted in spite of your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks". "Welcome. Tonight our special is the bouillabaise..." "I'll be right back with some water to start you off. You want bread? THREE DOLLARS!!" Why didn't you seat them? When was this? You very bad man!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jul 21, 2017 16:55:32 GMT
I met Jason Alexander and shook his hand at my old job. I was so star-struck when he walked in, all I could say was, "Hi, big fan of your work". I was a restaurant host and regret not seating him and his friend. In hindsight, some lines I could've said to him: "Your waiter Antonio will be right with you. Incredibly, he was promoted in spite of your thoughtless, stupid, insensitive remarks". "Welcome. Tonight our special is the bouillabaise..." "I'll be right back with some water to start you off. You want bread? THREE DOLLARS!!" Why didn't you seat them? When was this? You very bad man! We were so slammed that a waiter had to seat them so I could call the next people in line. This was in 09'.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2017 12:50:16 GMT
I want to tell Helen Slater she is so good looking, give her a check for $875 and ask her out.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 23, 2017 13:01:01 GMT
I want to tell Helen Slater she is so good looking, give her a check for $875 and ask her out. Hey, I'm the one who purposely smashed her car to have an "in" with her. I have first dibs.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2017 13:02:58 GMT
I want to tell Helen Slater she is so good looking, give her a check for $875 and ask her out. Hey, I'm the one who purposely smashed her car to have an "in" with her. I have first dibs. Fine. But first, reimburse me my $875. And I want a money order. I've had it up to here [motions to neck] with those clown checks. Oh, wait. I see you've just ordered the Hello Kitty checks. Nice!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 23, 2017 13:16:22 GMT
Hey, I'm the one who purposely smashed her car to have an "in" with her. I have first dibs. Fine. But first, reimburse me my $875. And I want a money order. I've had it up to here [motions to neck] with those clown checks. Oh, wait. I see you've just ordered the Hello Kitty checks. Nice! That series of Hello Kitty checks is a collector's item. A very rare design. You'd be wise not to cash my check.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jul 23, 2017 13:37:47 GMT
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "You look scrumptious!"
Anthony Starke (Jimmy): "JIMMY'S DOWN!"
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2017 13:52:48 GMT
Fine. But first, reimburse me my $875. And I want a money order. I've had it up to here [motions to neck] with those clown checks. Oh, wait. I see you've just ordered the Hello Kitty checks. Nice! That series of Hello Kitty checks is a collector's item. A very rare design. You'd be wise not to cash my check. Oh, sure. I can see where it's a rare design. It looks like someone drew some sort of appendage on Hello Kitty. This is worth something.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 23, 2017 14:42:52 GMT
That series of Hello Kitty checks is a collector's item. A very rare design. You'd be wise not to cash my check. Oh, sure. I can see where it's a rare design. It looks like someone drew some sort of appendage on Hello Kitty. This is worth something. It beats that bill I tried to pass with lipstick on the president. All that practice on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers has finally paid off. Go ahead, show it to your buddy Stubbs.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2017 15:27:20 GMT
Oh, sure. I can see where it's a rare design. It looks like someone drew some sort of appendage on Hello Kitty. This is worth something. It beats that bill I tried to pass with lipstick on the president. All that practice on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers has finally paid off. Go ahead, show it to your buddy Stubbs.
You mean this guy?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Jul 23, 2017 19:41:10 GMT
Jennifer Campbell (Tia) - Squeeze your breasts together!
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