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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2021 0:29:33 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 11, 2021 0:59:02 GMT
What am I gonna do there? Wear a mask?
nuts: You can wear a mask.
I'll go if I don't have to wear a mask.
nuts: You'll just sit there, socially distanced from him.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2021 7:28:38 GMT
What am I gonna do there? Wear a mask? nuts: You can wear a mask. I'll go if I don't have to wear a mask. nuts: You'll just sit there, socially distanced from him. Meet Mike! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2021 10:32:29 GMT
I wonder how he's going to feel if three people show up? I mean, we're not talk about Frank Taveras or Roger Metzger or even Ed Brinkman here. We're talking about MikefuckingBordick. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 11, 2021 11:42:57 GMT
What's this Baseball Warehouse? Is this like the Home Depot of baseball equipment? There's an aisle for pine tar, floor to ceiling? Another for stirrup socks? Xanadu!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2021 12:11:27 GMT
I wonder how he's going to feel if three people show up? I mean, we're not talk about Frank Taveras or Roger Metzger or even Ed Brinkman here. We're talking about MikefuckingBordick. Scores of people will show. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2021 12:12:01 GMT
What's this Baseball Warehouse? Is this like the Home Depot of baseball equipment? There's an aisle for pine tar, floor to ceiling? Another for stirrup socks? Xanadu! It’s where I get my bats. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 11, 2021 12:26:55 GMT
That's right. I thought Bordick played for the Mets. He was on the team during part of their pennant-winning year of 2000, between his two stints with the O's.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2021 12:31:06 GMT
I wonder how he's going to feel if three people show up? I mean, we're not talk about Frank Taveras or Roger Metzger or even Ed Brinkman here. We're talking about MikefuckingBordick. Scores of people will show. "Scores"? Oh, I get it. It's a pun. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2021 12:31:39 GMT
That's right. I thought Bordick played for the Mets. He was on the team during part of their pennant-winning year of 2000, between his two stints with the O's. You're thinking of Elio Chacon. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2021 13:32:22 GMT
Scores of people will show. "Scores"? Oh, I get it. It's a pun. Thousands |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2021 15:27:35 GMT
"Scores"? Oh, I get it. It's a pun. Thousands Thousands? Thousands of what? Errors? Strikeouts? Missed games? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2021 18:55:14 GMT
Thousands? Thousands of what? Errors? Strikeouts? Missed games? Thousands of people in the streets. Chanting Mike! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2021 20:05:56 GMT
Thousands? Thousands of what? Errors? Strikeouts? Missed games? Thousands of people in the streets. Chanting Mike! Morty: A lynch mob? Oh, I don't like the sound of that. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 11, 2021 21:09:56 GMT
Thousands of people in the streets. Chanting Mike! Morty: A lynch mob? Oh, I don't like the sound of that. Fight for Mike! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 11, 2021 21:33:50 GMT
Morty: A lynch mob? Oh, I don't like the sound of that. Fight for Mike! Why? Did he do something wrong? nuts: He was impersonating a shortstop. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 12, 2021 5:54:47 GMT
Why? Did he do something wrong? nuts: He was impersonating a shortstop. We are Mike. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 12, 2021 10:57:12 GMT
Why? Did he do something wrong? nuts: He was impersonating a shortstop. We are Mike. Mike Brady? He was gay, you know. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 12, 2021 12:36:27 GMT
Why? Did he do something wrong? nuts: He was impersonating a shortstop. We are Mike. That's the wrong conjugation. It should be "We am Mike." |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 15, 2021 16:19:02 GMT
That's the wrong conjugation. It should be "We am Mike." Ready to meet Mike? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 15, 2021 16:30:19 GMT
That's the wrong conjugation. It should be "We am Mike." Ready to meet Mike? Trout? Sure. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 15, 2021 17:18:18 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 15, 2021 17:59:16 GMT
Actually, I prefer to meet Mike Schmidt. Can you arrange that? Mike Lowell would do in a pinch. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 15, 2021 18:01:39 GMT
June 11? I missed it! Well, let's go to option two: Washing your car with Dave Leonhard. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 20, 2021 23:46:33 GMT
June 11? I missed it! Well, let's go to option two: Washing your car with Dave Leonhard. You still want to meet Mike Bordick, right? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 20, 2021 23:57:39 GMT
Want to meet Mike Bordick? Soup Nazi: No! Next question!  |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 21, 2021 0:42:22 GMT
Want to meet Mike Bordick? Soup Nazi: No! Next question! wut? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 21, 2021 9:16:31 GMT
June 11? I missed it! Well, let's go to option two: Washing your car with Dave Leonhard. You still want to meet Mike Bordick, right? No. As erection-inducing as that sounds (at least for you), I'd rather just sit and stare at the wall. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 22, 2021 2:19:07 GMT
You still want to meet Mike Bordick, right? No. As erection-inducing as that sounds (at least for you), I'd rather just sit and stare at the wall. don't let greatness intimidate you. embrace it. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 22, 2021 9:06:55 GMT
No. As erection-inducing as that sounds (at least for you), I'd rather just sit and stare at the wall. don't let greatness intimidate you. embrace it. Much as you have embraced my greatness? |
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