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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 22:45:36 GMT
Note Dorothy leaning while Bennett, John and Arlene laugh. Dorothy: Uh-oh. Snickers fart. Coming your way. Are you saying that Steve Allen just cast an aspersion? rhs: He gave them fair warning. Steve Allen (singing): This could be the start of something big. Steve: Jayne! I have an inspiration for a song! You may eat a Snickers bar or maybe a taco From one of those automats or maybe a cart You've already had some beans Whoops! You just stained your jeans This could be a really nasty fartJayne Meadows: Oh, not another fart song? Steve: [prrrrrrp]
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Post by rudiger on May 16, 2021 0:28:38 GMT
Are you saying that Steve Allen just cast an aspersion? rhs: He gave them fair warning. Steve Allen (singing): This could be the start of something big. Steve: Jayne! I have an inspiration for a song! You may eat a Snickers bar or maybe a taco From one of those automats or maybe a cart You've already had some beans Whoops! You just stained your jeans This could be a really nasty fartJayne Meadows: Oh, not another fart song? Steve: [prrrrrrp] Did you know that a major requirement for the role of Alice Kramden was to be able to tolerate Jackie Gleason's flatulence? When Audrey Meadows told her sister Jayne this, Jayne suggested she be locked in a broom closet with Steve after he had beer, hard boiled eggs, and bean burritos. Needless to say, Gleason's gasses proved no problem.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 16, 2021 11:19:25 GMT
Steve: Jayne! I have an inspiration for a song! You may eat a Snickers bar or maybe a taco From one of those automats or maybe a cart You've already had some beans Whoops! You just stained your jeans This could be a really nasty fartJayne Meadows: Oh, not another fart song? Steve: [prrrrrrp] Did you know that a major requirement for the role of Alice Kramden was to be able to tolerate Jackie Gleason's flatulence? When Audrey Meadows told her sister Jayne this, Jayne suggested she be locked in a broom closet with Steve after he had beer, hard boiled eggs, and bean burritos. Needless to say, Gleason's gasses proved no problem. That's why Joyce Randolph is still alive and kicking (well, not literally kicking) at 96. Doing table reads and acting with Art (The Fart) Carney made her immune to death.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 18, 2021 12:03:37 GMT
MEDINA SPIRIT HAS WON THE KENTUCKY DERBY!
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