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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 1, 2021 23:07:55 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on May 2, 2021 0:20:50 GMT
I hope the horses were wearing masks and got the shot.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 14, 2021 3:00:17 GMT
I hope the horses were wearing masks and got the shot. oh he got a shot alright! |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 14, 2021 12:26:26 GMT
I hope the horses were wearing masks and got the shot. oh he got a shot alright! Baffert should get on his bully pulpit and stir up an armed insurrection at the Preakness. |
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Post by rudiger on May 14, 2021 18:51:29 GMT
oh he got a shot alright! Baffert should get on his bully pulpit and stir up an armed insurrection at the Preakness. Baffert: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've had horses in a lot of races, and I tell you, people do that all the time. |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 14, 2021 20:34:54 GMT
Baffert should get on his bully pulpit and stir up an armed insurrection at the Preakness. Baffert: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've had horses in a lot of races, and I tell you, people do that all the time. So Baffert was baffled? |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 14, 2021 20:40:03 GMT
They should eliminate the word "doping". It's an insult to us lesser-schooled individuals.
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 2:27:45 GMT
Baffert: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've had horses in a lot of races, and I tell you, people do that all the time. So Baffert was baffled? Don't want to cast aspersions (because we all know how painful that can be), but his previous entry was named "Baffled Baffert". Better than the one before, though: "Doped-up Horse". |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 15, 2021 9:19:04 GMT
Don't want to cast aspersions (because we all know how painful that can be), but his previous entry was named "Baffled Baffert". Better than the one before, though: "Doped-up Horse". Well, "Doped-up Horse" was within the 18-character limit, and for some reason did not appear in the American Stud Book. So there's that. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 11:19:01 GMT
Don't want to cast aspersions (because we all know how painful that can be), but his previous entry was named "Baffled Baffert". Better than the one before, though: "Doped-up Horse". Well, "Doped-up Horse" was within the 18-character limit, and for some reason did not appear in the American Stud Book. So there's that. "American Stud Book"? You think there's names of guys who get laid all the time in there, don't you? pizzabagel: No! That's stupid. Well....I don't know...just go away. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 11:19:57 GMT
Don't want to cast aspersions (because we all know how painful that can be), but his previous entry was named "Baffled Baffert". Better than the one before, though: "Doped-up Horse". I'll have you know, I cast an aspersion (and a big one at that) a few years ago. Very invigorating. |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 15, 2021 11:54:45 GMT
Well, "Doped-up Horse" was within the 18-character limit, and for some reason did not appear in the American Stud Book. So there's that. "American Stud Book"? You think there's names of guys who get laid all the time in there, don't you? pizzabagel: No! That's stupid. Well....I don't know...just go away. All I know is that one day somebody gave Rosemary Clooney the American Stud Book instead of the Great American Songbook. Let's just say that show wasn't one of her best. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 13:08:32 GMT
"American Stud Book"? You think there's names of guys who get laid all the time in there, don't you? pizzabagel: No! That's stupid. Well....I don't know...just go away. All I know is that one day somebody gave Rosemary Clooney the American Stud Book instead of the Great American Songbook. Let's just say that show wasn't one of her best. Maybe not. But afterwards, he hotel room was rockin'. Wheee! |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 13:53:32 GMT
Don't want to cast aspersions (because we all know how painful that can be), but his previous entry was named "Baffled Baffert". Better than the one before, though: "Doped-up Horse". I'll have you know, I cast an aspersion (and a big one at that) a few years ago. Very invigorating. You know, asking, "Who cast an aspersion?" is how intellectuals ask, "Who farted?". |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 14:56:24 GMT
I'll have you know, I cast an aspersion (and a big one at that) a few years ago. Very invigorating. You know, asking, "Who cast an aspersion?" is how intellectuals ask, "Who farted?". You know, Aspersion is a good word. You have "ass", which we all have, and "Persian" which can be a cat or a rug. |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 15:24:24 GMT
You know, asking, "Who cast an aspersion?" is how intellectuals ask, "Who farted?". You know, Aspersion is a good word. You have "ass", which we all have, and "Persian" which can be a cat or a rug. Are we talking about a new insult here? I would rather relish screaming "You Ass-Persion!" at someone just for the puzzled reaction. |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 15, 2021 17:24:32 GMT
I'll have you know, I cast an aspersion (and a big one at that) a few years ago. Very invigorating. You know, asking, "Who cast an aspersion?" is how intellectuals ask, "Who farted?". The same ones who eat their Snickers bar with a knife and fork? Gotcha. |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 17:28:25 GMT
You know, asking, "Who cast an aspersion?" is how intellectuals ask, "Who farted?". The same ones who eat their Snickers bar with a knife and fork? Gotcha. Robert Benchley and Truman Capote ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. 'Nuff said. |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 15, 2021 17:44:09 GMT
The same ones who eat their Snickers bar with a knife and fork? Gotcha. Robert Benchley and Truman Capote ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. 'Nuff said. How about Bennett Cerf of "What's My Line?" fame? rudiger: The whole panel, and host John Daly.  |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 18:11:22 GMT
Robert Benchley and Truman Capote ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. 'Nuff said. How about Bennett Cerf of "What's My Line?" fame? rudiger : The whole panel, and host John Daly. I miss the days when game show panelists ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. I doubt the same could be said of the celebrities on Hollywood Squares. Well, except for Charlie Weaver. Maybe... BTW, I have a case of Stopette for sale if anyone is interested. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 18:18:25 GMT
The same ones who eat their Snickers bar with a knife and fork? Gotcha. Robert Benchley and Truman Capote ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. 'Nuff said. Mama Cass ate a whole case of them with a knife and fork. And that's when they had the full-size Snickers. Not this piddly bullshit candy they sell now. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 18:19:15 GMT
How about Bennett Cerf of "What's My Line?" fame? rudiger : The whole panel, and host John Daly. I miss the days when game show panelists ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. I doubt the same could be said of the celebrities on Hollywood Squares. Well, except for Charlie Weaver. Maybe... BTW, I have a case of Stopette for sale if anyone is interested. Trade you. I have a case of Hai Karate. [looks closer] No...it's "Hey" Karate. Still interested? |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 18:20:27 GMT
Robert Benchley and Truman Capote ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. 'Nuff said. How about Bennett Cerf of "What's My Line?" fame? rudiger : The whole panel, and host John Daly. Note Dorothy leaning while Bennett, John and Arlene laugh. Dorothy: Uh-oh. Snickers fart. Coming your way. |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 18:27:24 GMT
How about Bennett Cerf of "What's My Line?" fame? rudiger : The whole panel, and host John Daly. Note Dorothy leaning while Bennett, John and Arlene laugh. Dorothy: Uh-oh. Snickers fart. Coming your way. Dorothy's leaning like that because Steve Allen forgot to use his Stopette. Or maybe he 'didn't' forget... |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 18:30:45 GMT
I miss the days when game show panelists ate Snickers bars with a knife and fork. I doubt the same could be said of the celebrities on Hollywood Squares. Well, except for Charlie Weaver. Maybe... BTW, I have a case of Stopette for sale if anyone is interested. Trade you. I have a case of Hai Karate. [looks closer] No...it's "Hey" Karate. Still interested? Depends. Is it the 80 proof 'Hey, Karate'? That stuff was terrific varnish remover. OTOH, Stopette worked about as well so, nah. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 19:12:21 GMT
Trade you. I have a case of Hai Karate. [looks closer] No...it's "Hey" Karate. Still interested? Depends. Is it the 80 proof 'Hey, Karate'? That stuff was terrific varnish remover. OTOH, Stopette worked about as well so, nah. I wonder if 70-year old Stopette would still work? That show MythBusters still on? They could try it out. |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 15, 2021 21:54:52 GMT
How about Bennett Cerf of "What's My Line?" fame? rudiger : The whole panel, and host John Daly. Note Dorothy leaning while Bennett, John and Arlene laugh. Dorothy: Uh-oh. Snickers fart. Coming your way. Are you saying that Steve Allen just cast an aspersion? rhs: He gave them fair warning. Steve Allen (singing): This could be the start of something big. |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 22:12:57 GMT
Depends. Is it the 80 proof 'Hey, Karate'? That stuff was terrific varnish remover. OTOH, Stopette worked about as well so, nah. I wonder if 70-year old Stopette would still work? That show MythBusters still on? They could try it out. I think two of its main ingredients are vinegar and chloroform so a definite...maybe... |
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2021 22:14:29 GMT
Note Dorothy leaning while Bennett, John and Arlene laugh. Dorothy: Uh-oh. Snickers fart. Coming your way. Are you saying that Steve Allen just cast an aspersion? rhs: He gave them fair warning. Steve Allen (singing): This could be the start of something big. Correction: This could be the 'fart' of something big... |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 15, 2021 22:40:57 GMT
Are you saying that Steve Allen just cast an aspersion? rhs: He gave them fair warning. Steve Allen (singing): This could be the start of something big. Correction: This could be the 'fart' of something big... Tom Poston's routine where he can't remember his own name was an accident. Poston was on Allen's show in the 50's and was supposed to do a song-and-dance number. Then he would have Steve-a-rino select female audience members at random, ask them to stand up and Poston would guess their brassiere sizes. But, five minutes before air, Allen ripped a juicy fart in front of Poston. Tom was woozy, but went on with the show anyways. He couldn't remember anything. True story. |
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