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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2017 12:29:18 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 13, 2017 13:50:34 GMT
oh my!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2017 14:11:27 GMT
Slip your card under the door so he can reach down while his arm is stuck. He must be Rubberman!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2017 14:19:10 GMT
Slip your card under the door so he can reach down while his arm is stuck. He must be Rubberman!! There’s no Rubber Man.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2017 14:21:36 GMT
Slip your card under the door so he can reach down while his arm is stuck. He must be Rubberman!! There’s no Rubber Man. No Rubber Man? I could have sworn there was a Rubber Man. There's Plastic Man. Elastic Man...
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2017 14:28:57 GMT
No Rubber Man? I could have sworn there was a Rubber Man. There's Plastic Man. Elastic Man... There's a Spastic Man. He tools around in his custom Cougar 9000.
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Post by rudiger on Jul 13, 2017 14:45:35 GMT
I wonder if there was a deli with a meat slicer nearby. They could have slipped the poor fellow some thinly-sliced cold-cuts through the slot.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Jul 13, 2017 17:52:50 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2017 18:19:02 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2017 18:27:27 GMT
Repairman: "Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter your desired transaction, now."
{boop!}
Repairman: "You've selected "Balance Inquiry"? If that's correct, press one."
George: "What?"
Repairman: "Ah, you've selected ... "Funds Transfer"? If this is correct, press one."
{George looks baffled}
Repairman: "Why don't you just tell me the transaction you've selected?"
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Jul 13, 2017 20:42:28 GMT
SHOUT OUT YOUR CODE, MAN!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 14, 2017 10:45:05 GMT
I don't have a card, okay? I have no code. I have no bank account. I keep my money in the freezer. You all happy now?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 14, 2017 11:38:34 GMT
I don't have a card, okay? I have no code. I have no bank account. I keep my money in the freezer. You all happy now? You don't have a card. but you are a card. People are always saying to me, "You know, that rhs is quite a card." And as my mom used to say, "He's a real card. He should be dealt with."
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 14, 2017 12:04:34 GMT
I don't have a card, okay? I have no code. I have no bank account. I keep my money in the freezer. You all happy now? You don't have a card. but you are a card. People are always saying to me, "You know, that rhs is quite a card." And as my mom used to say, "He's a real card. He should be dealt with." No, I'm a CAD, pizzabagel....a CAD! I'm a bad seed. I may even be a bootlegga. Be sure and tell Anna.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Jul 15, 2017 1:13:22 GMT
Is this your Fiber-Con?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jul 15, 2017 1:17:53 GMT
Note said "Please Help, I'm trapped inside this ATM, you gotta help me.
He then received a note from outside that read "Who is this??"
On a serious note, only in Texas.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jul 15, 2017 1:20:17 GMT
ATM in Corpus Christi, I spent a month there one night.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 15, 2017 1:20:44 GMT
Note said "Please Help, I'm trapped inside this ATM, you gotta help me. He then received a note from outside that read "Who is this??" On a serious note, only in Texas. I thought that everything is bigger in Texas. Everything but the space behind an ATM, I guess.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jul 15, 2017 1:28:11 GMT
Note said "Please Help, I'm trapped inside this ATM, you gotta help me. He then received a note from outside that read "Who is this??" On a serious note, only in Texas. I thought that everything is bigger in Texas. Everything but the space behind an ATM, I guess. Oh everything is considerably bigger in Texas. More than some bigger. Many, many bigger.
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Post by 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚡𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚞 on Jul 15, 2017 11:24:26 GMT
You're a portly fellow...
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 15, 2017 1:27:24 GMT
oh well...i'm going home.
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