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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 10, 2021 5:31:04 GMT
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Post by rudiger on Feb 10, 2021 10:29:23 GMT
Sounds like someone is longing for a Seinfeld reboot with Yakov Smirnoff and his friends sitting around in a Soviet diner.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 10, 2021 12:23:12 GMT
Sounds like someone is longing for a Seinfeld reboot with Yakov Smirnoff and his friends sitting around in a Soviet diner. Yakov? Tee-hee.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 10, 2021 12:43:40 GMT
Putin: We've never had a really good comedian.
Jerry: I've never had really good borscht.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Feb 10, 2021 13:24:49 GMT
Humor was a crime in those places. if that's true, Jerry was found guilty of a crime he didn't commit
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 10, 2021 14:21:41 GMT
Humor was a crime in those places. if that's true, Jerry was found guilty of a crime he didn't commit
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Post by samcollins99 on Feb 10, 2021 14:29:44 GMT
What you think Mother Russia can't product another Jerry? Believe me, they could produce a hundred Jerry's if they wanted to! Thousands!
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Feb 10, 2021 16:27:01 GMT
Sounds like someone is longing for a Seinfeld reboot with Yakov Smirnoff and his friends sitting around in a Soviet diner. At least we've had one great Russian comedian. I saw Yakov in 2007 at his theatre in Branson, MO. What a country!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 10, 2021 16:36:07 GMT
Sounds like someone is longing for a Seinfeld reboot with Yakov Smirnoff and his friends sitting around in a Soviet diner. At least we've had one great Russian comedian. I saw Yakov in 2007 at his theatre in Branson, MO. What a country!
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Post by rudiger on Feb 10, 2021 17:08:43 GMT
Sounds like someone is longing for a Seinfeld reboot with Yakov Smirnoff and his friends sitting around in a Soviet diner. Yakov? Tee-hee. How about a sitcom set in a gulag about Soviet genocide? It'll be another Hogan's Heroes! NBC Executive: I love it!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 10, 2021 17:47:14 GMT
How about a sitcom set in a gulag about Soviet genocide? It'll be another Hogan's Heroes! NBC Executive: I love it! Can Robert (LeBeau) Clary be in it? He turns 95 two weeks from Monday. I think he's looking for work.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 10, 2021 21:46:13 GMT
How about a sitcom set in a gulag about Soviet genocide? It'll be another Hogan's Heroes! NBC Executive: I love it! Can Robert (LeBeau) Clary be in it? He turns 95 two weeks from Monday. I think he's looking for work. I don't know. Clary might insist on Bob Crane, Werner Klemperer, and John Banner be included in the cast. Richard Dawson? Not so much.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 10, 2021 23:27:18 GMT
Can Robert (LeBeau) Clary be in it? He turns 95 two weeks from Monday. I think he's looking for work. I don't know. Clary might insist on Bob Crane, Werner Klemperer, and John Banner be included in the cast. Richard Dawson? Not so much. Dickie Dawson? That's an idea. It can be set in a game show. John Banner is the announcer...no!...he's the model showing the prizes. rudiger: You started drinking early again, didn't you? 3:30 p.m.!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 12, 2021 5:21:33 GMT
Humor was a crime in those places. if that's true, Jerry was found guilty of a crime he didn't commit And Bania would be a felon. AMIRITE, PEOPLE?!?!?!?
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Post by snelling on Feb 12, 2021 11:40:26 GMT
if that's true, Jerry was found guilty of a crime he didn't commit And Bania would be a felon. AMIRITE, PEOPLE?!?!?!? Huh? HUH? Eh??
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 12, 2021 12:44:29 GMT
if that's true, Jerry was found guilty of a crime he didn't commit And Bania would be a felon. AMIRITE, PEOPLE?!?!?!? On Death Row. Hey-yo!
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Post by rudiger on Feb 12, 2021 18:18:58 GMT
And Bania would be a felon. AMIRITE, PEOPLE?!?!?!? On Death Row. Hey-yo! Elaine was right in that the method of execution should determine the last meal a prisoner gets to eat. It would drastically cut down on last minute indecisions if the condemned knew that a specific meal was what he got with a specific method of death. Firing squad, hanging, gas chamber, electrocution, lethal injection, even the guillotine should have some sort of fancy French meal linked to it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 12, 2021 18:26:41 GMT
Elaine was right in that the method of execution should determine the last meal a prisoner gets to eat. It would drastically cut down on last minute indecisions if the condemned knew that a specific meal was what he got with a specific method of death. Firing squad, hanging, gas chamber, electrocution, lethal injection, even the guillotine should have some sort of fancy French meal linked to it. Now, what if the condemned chokes to death on his last meal? Should we be satisfied at the outcome or do we feel that he found an execution loophole? On that subject, should the warden give the prisoner the Heimlich maneuver or should he let nature take its course? rudiger: Now you're off on a topic. A real sick one, I might add.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 12, 2021 18:56:17 GMT
Elaine was right in that the method of execution should determine the last meal a prisoner gets to eat. It would drastically cut down on last minute indecisions if the condemned knew that a specific meal was what he got with a specific method of death. Firing squad, hanging, gas chamber, electrocution, lethal injection, even the guillotine should have some sort of fancy French meal linked to it. Now, what if the condemned chokes to death on his last meal? Should we be satisfied at the outcome or do we feel that he found an execution loophole? On that subject, should the warden give the prisoner the Heimlich maneuver or should he let nature take its course? rudiger : Now you're off on a topic. A real sick one, I might add. I'm not sure I'd trust that Heimlich guy. For starters, he married Arthur Murray's daughter just to get free dance lessons. On top of that, he's Potsie Weber's uncle.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 12, 2021 19:47:31 GMT
Now, what if the condemned chokes to death on his last meal? Should we be satisfied at the outcome or do we feel that he found an execution loophole? On that subject, should the warden give the prisoner the Heimlich maneuver or should he let nature take its course? rudiger : Now you're off on a topic. A real sick one, I might add. I'm not sure I'd trust that Heimlich guy. For starters, he married Arthur Murray's daughter just to get free dance lessons. On top of that, he's Potsie Weber's uncle. Wow, you think he could get me Ralph Malph's autograph? rudiger : He's dead, you know. Ralph Malph is dead?! rudiger : Heimlich. Oh. Well, it doesn't have to be Ralph Malph's.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 12, 2021 20:55:57 GMT
I'm not sure I'd trust that Heimlich guy. For starters, he married Arthur Murray's daughter just to get free dance lessons. On top of that, he's Potsie Weber's uncle. Wow, you think he could get me Ralph Malph's autograph? rudiger : He's dead, you know. Ralph Malph is dead?! rudiger : Heimlich. Oh. Well, it doesn't have to be Ralph Malph's. Where he's at, he's more likely to get you Arthur Murray's autograph. Probably worth more than Ralph Malph's, too.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 17, 2021 21:15:40 GMT
Wow, you think he could get me Ralph Malph's autograph? rudiger : He's dead, you know. Ralph Malph is dead?! rudiger : Heimlich. Oh. Well, it doesn't have to be Ralph Malph's. Where he's at, he's more likely to get you Arthur Murray's autograph. Probably worth more than Ralph Malph's, too. How much will you give me for a Pinky Tuscadero autograph?
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Post by rudiger on Feb 17, 2021 21:20:38 GMT
Where he's at, he's more likely to get you Arthur Murray's autograph. Probably worth more than Ralph Malph's, too. How much will you give me for a Pinky Tuscadero autograph? Depends. Is she naked?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 17, 2021 22:58:32 GMT
Why the Soviet Union Never Produced a Jerry Seinfeld
They can't. They won't.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 17, 2021 23:07:53 GMT
How much will you give me for a Pinky Tuscadero autograph? Depends. Is she naked? 100% nude. rudiger: Then nothing. I don't care for her.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 17, 2021 23:26:05 GMT
100% nude. rudiger: Then nothing. I don't care for her. rudiger: She's not my type. I need a really pretty... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Keep it clean, mister. rudiger: I was going to say I need a really pretty philtrum. You know, that little depression on your face between the nose and upper lip. What did you think I was going to say? Um, the philtrum.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 17, 2021 23:38:30 GMT
100% nude. rudiger: Then nothing. I don't care for her. rudiger: She's not my type. I need a really pretty... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Keep it clean, mister. rudiger: I was going to say I need a really pretty philtrum. You know, that little depression on your face between the nose and upper lip. What did you think I was going to say? Um, the philtrum. You know what would have been funny? If Jerry's neighbor, Phil, with the pet parrot Fredo, had a last name of Trum.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2021 9:44:21 GMT
rudiger: She's not my type. I need a really pretty... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Keep it clean, mister. rudiger: I was going to say I need a really pretty philtrum. You know, that little depression on your face between the nose and upper lip. What did you think I was going to say? Um, the philtrum. You know what would have been funny? If Jerry's neighbor, Phil, with the pet parrot Fredo, had a last name of Trum. Fredo Trum? I don't get it.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 4, 2024 7:27:20 GMT
if that's true, Jerry was found guilty of a crime he didn't commit And Bania would be a felon. AMIRITE, PEOPLE?!?!?!?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 4, 2024 9:48:37 GMT
And Bania would be a felon. AMIRITE, PEOPLE?!?!?!? Celibidache's 2024 debut!
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