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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 7, 2021 20:50:48 GMT
This very straight-laced couple we have known forever and we were talking about enemas. The wife blurted out, "I never knew what an enema WAS until I met (my husband) Bob. We all fell down laughing and she stood there, puzzled. I just noticed that this dude has a mouth like Beaker from the Muppets.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2021 21:57:57 GMT
I just noticed that this dude has a mouth like Beaker from the Muppets. It IS Beaker. Just older.
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Post by snelling on Feb 12, 2021 12:21:15 GMT
Kramer sold drugs. We've established that already, nutsberryfarm.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Feb 15, 2021 5:56:59 GMT
Kramer sold drugs. We've established that already, nutsberryfarm. Libel
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 15, 2021 9:46:17 GMT
Kramer sold drugs. We've established that already, nutsberryfarm. Libel Moon!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 15, 2021 11:14:10 GMT
There's no comeback for that. When somebody moons you, that is.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 15, 2021 12:38:34 GMT
There's no comeback for that. When somebody moons you, that is. nuts mooned me? nuts: buns!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Feb 15, 2021 14:45:34 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 15, 2021 17:31:06 GMT
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Post by snelling on Feb 16, 2021 2:37:10 GMT
Bone Apart!
DeltaHomicide: Ouch!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Feb 16, 2021 3:06:19 GMT
Bone Apart! DeltaHomicide: Ouch! i bet he's a pbs donations guy
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 16, 2021 3:07:09 GMT
Bone Apart! DeltaHomicide: Ouch! Of the Groovie Ghoulies. DeltaHomicide: Double ouch!
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Post by snelling on Feb 16, 2021 17:39:45 GMT
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Post by samcollins99 on Feb 16, 2021 18:09:54 GMT
On the IMDb boards, I had postulated that Kramer had received a large payout from the US army. 1) Assuming Kramer is the same age as Michael Richards, he would be old enough to qualify for the draft during the Vietnam war. 2) Kramer admits that he was in the army (briefly). 3) Kramer also says that his records are classified. This leads me to believe that he was actually subject to certain human experiments and/ or drugs, like MKUltra, which the government would like to keep under wraps. 4) The experiments/ drugs failed or had a negative response on the participants (Kramer admits that he can't remember some parts of his life, attributing it to an 'air-con' falling on his head). Presumably Kramer was given a large amount of hush money, and was discharged from the army. This also explains Kramer's many quirks and idiosyncrasies. It's not because he was born this way, the CIA/ army experiments changed him. Also explains why Kramer is estranged from Babs (The son that went to Vietnam was not the son that returned to her) Also provides a backstory to how he got gonorrhea. It wasn't a 'coquettish haberdasher', it was a Vietnamese 'me love you long time' woman of the night. Also explains the many, many friends Kramer has all over the city, who Jerry has never met. They are all fellow vets who don't want to be associated with a fancy boy civilian like Jerry. Just to add an addendum to my postulation: My theory also explains the reason for Kramer's gambling addiction. After being forced to play Russian Roulette by his VC captors, Kramer would bet on anything: chicken, horse or man!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 16, 2021 19:55:23 GMT
On the IMDb boards, I had postulated that Kramer had received a large payout from the US army. 1) Assuming Kramer is the same age as Michael Richards, he would be old enough to qualify for the draft during the Vietnam war. 2) Kramer admits that he was in the army (briefly). 3) Kramer also says that his records are classified. This leads me to believe that he was actually subject to certain human experiments and/ or drugs, like MKUltra, which the government would like to keep under wraps. 4) The experiments/ drugs failed or had a negative response on the participants (Kramer admits that he can't remember some parts of his life, attributing it to an 'air-con' falling on his head). Presumably Kramer was given a large amount of hush money, and was discharged from the army. This also explains Kramer's many quirks and idiosyncrasies. It's not because he was born this way, the CIA/ army experiments changed him. Also explains why Kramer is estranged from Babs (The son that went to Vietnam was not the son that returned to her) Also provides a backstory to how he got gonorrhea. It wasn't a 'coquettish haberdasher', it was a Vietnamese 'me love you long time' woman of the night. Also explains the many, many friends Kramer has all over the city, who Jerry has never met. They are all fellow vets who don't want to be associated with a fancy boy civilian like Jerry. Just to add an addendum to my postulation: My theory also explains the reason for Kramer's gambling addiction. After being forced to play Russian Roulette by his VC captors, Kramer would bet on anything: chicken, horse or man! Kramer: Oh, I'll place a bet on an animal any day. A (Snaps his fingers in rhythm with his words) lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog (Stops snapping) - all on the same day.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Feb 16, 2021 22:53:14 GMT
On the IMDb boards, I had postulated that Kramer had received a large payout from the US army. 1) Assuming Kramer is the same age as Michael Richards, he would be old enough to qualify for the draft during the Vietnam war. 2) Kramer admits that he was in the army (briefly). 3) Kramer also says that his records are classified. This leads me to believe that he was actually subject to certain human experiments and/ or drugs, like MKUltra, which the government would like to keep under wraps. 4) The experiments/ drugs failed or had a negative response on the participants (Kramer admits that he can't remember some parts of his life, attributing it to an 'air-con' falling on his head). Presumably Kramer was given a large amount of hush money, and was discharged from the army. This also explains Kramer's many quirks and idiosyncrasies. It's not because he was born this way, the CIA/ army experiments changed him. Also explains why Kramer is estranged from Babs (The son that went to Vietnam was not the son that returned to her) Also provides a backstory to how he got gonorrhea. It wasn't a 'coquettish haberdasher', it was a Vietnamese 'me love you long time' woman of the night. Also explains the many, many friends Kramer has all over the city, who Jerry has never met. They are all fellow vets who don't want to be associated with a fancy boy civilian like Jerry. Just to add an addendum to my postulation: My theory also explains the reason for Kramer's gambling addiction. After being forced to play Russian Roulette by his VC captors, Kramer would bet on anything: chicken, horse or man! I havenβt seen this much postulation since my time in Spain πͺπΈ!
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Post by snelling on Feb 17, 2021 0:15:17 GMT
Kramer hunted people for sport.
DeltaHomicide: Where?
Central Perk.
DeltaHomicide: So he still has some work to do.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 17, 2021 2:08:51 GMT
How did Kramer pay his bills?
Capriciously and arbitrarily.
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Post by snelling on Mar 14, 2021 15:12:41 GMT
Kramer's Union paid his bills while he was on strike from H&H.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 14, 2021 15:25:41 GMT
Kramer's Union paid his bills while he was on strike from H&H. which union?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 14, 2021 15:29:17 GMT
Kramer's Union paid his bills while he was on strike from H&H. which union? Well, not the Plumbers & Steamfitters Union. If anything, their members were responsible for that pipe leaking.
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Post by snelling on Mar 14, 2021 16:06:08 GMT
That 'Rutles' song, "Cheese and Unions."
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 15, 2021 1:58:18 GMT
That 'Rutles' song, "Cheese and Unions."
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 26, 2021 15:51:35 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 25, 2024 20:53:42 GMT
Kramer is actually the illegitimate child of Sergiu Celibidache, who set up a trust fund for him at birth.
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