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Post by rudiger on Oct 6, 2017 1:08:48 GMT
Bob and Ray are severely underrated. Their humor is so dry and deadpan that I think it just goes over a lot of people's heads. Not mine, of course... what about phil donahue? I was kind of under the impression that Donahue's main claim to fame was getting to pork That Girl on a regular basis.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 1:19:21 GMT
I was kind of under the impression that Donahue's main claim to fame was getting to pork That Girl on a regular basis. The heiress to the Chesterfield cigarette fortune? That's one of our top-selling tobacco products. It's got tar, nicotine, charcoal micronite. It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
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Post by rudiger on Oct 6, 2017 2:45:13 GMT
I was kind of under the impression that Donahue's main claim to fame was getting to pork That Girl on a regular basis. The heiress to the Chesterfield cigarette fortune? That's one of our top-selling tobacco products. It's got tar, nicotine, charcoal micronite. It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
PLUS: No unpleasant after-taste (from the report of a well-known research organization).Whatever happened to those well-known research organizations that tested cigarette aftertaste?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 9:35:15 GMT
The heiress to the Chesterfield cigarette fortune? That's one of our top-selling tobacco products. It's got tar, nicotine, charcoal micronite. It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
PLUS: No unpleasant after-taste (from the report of a well-known research organization).Whatever happened to those well-known research organizations that tested cigarette aftertaste? A well-known research organization which shall remain nameless. I have it on good authority that it was the highly esteemed After-taste Laboratories of North Carolina.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 10:44:02 GMT
PLUS: No unpleasant after-taste (from the report of a well-known research organization).Whatever happened to those well-known research organizations that tested cigarette aftertaste? A well-known research organization which shall remain nameless. I have it on good authority that it was the highly esteemed After-taste Laboratories of North Carolina. You can't really taste emphysema can you? So technically, they're not wrong.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 11:25:14 GMT
A well-known research organization which shall remain nameless. I have it on good authority that it was the highly esteemed After-taste Laboratories of North Carolina. You can't really taste emphysema can you? So technically, they're not wrong. You can if there's a twist of Lyme disease.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 11:27:49 GMT
You can't really taste emphysema can you? So technically, they're not wrong. You can if there's a twist of Lyme disease. Lyme disease and emphysema? I think that's what killed Curly.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 11:41:44 GMT
You can if there's a twist of Lyme disease. Lyme disease and emphysema? I think that's what killed Curly. Curly Joe DeRita, maybe.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 11:59:53 GMT
Lyme disease and emphysema? I think that's what killed Curly. Curly Joe DeRita, maybe. The last Stooge to pass away
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Post by rudiger on Oct 6, 2017 14:55:17 GMT
The last Stooge to pass away Will you tell me of the Stooges that passed away?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 15:09:31 GMT
The last Stooge to pass away Will you tell me of the Stooges that passed away? I'll do one better. I will show you the Stooges that passed away. Hold your nose.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 16:33:28 GMT
Will you tell me of the Stooges that passed away? I'll do one better. I will show you the Stooges that passed away. Hold your nose. Shemp smells better now than he did when he was still kickin'. Which doesn't say much for his fragrance during his Stooge days. But Columbia Pictures was desperate with the death of Curly.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 17:04:43 GMT
I'll do one better. I will show you the Stooges that passed away. Hold your nose. Shemp smells better now than he did when he was still kickin'. Which doesn't say much for his fragrance during his Stooge days. But Columbia Pictures was desperate with the death of Curly. I take it Shemp's drunken appearance, complete with oily hair didn't do it for you. I heard he was a babe magnet.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 17:10:51 GMT
Shemp smells better now than he did when he was still kickin'. Which doesn't say much for his fragrance during his Stooge days. But Columbia Pictures was desperate with the death of Curly. I take it Shemp's drunken appearance, complete with oily hair didn't do it for you. I heard he was a babe magnet. He stood out in those days because he parted his hair down the middle. As Jerry said, whatever the deformity is there's always some group of perverts that's attracted to it. "Ooh, that unique hairstyle really turns me on." Not to mention the other Stooges.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 17:37:27 GMT
I'll do one better. I will show you the Stooges that passed away. Hold your nose. Shemp smells better now than he did when he was still kickin'. Which doesn't say much for his fragrance during his Stooge days. But Columbia Pictures was desperate with the death of Curly. Wouldn't Joe Besser be the smelliest, having played Stinky on the Abbott and Costello show? It's his name....Stinky!
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Post by rudiger on Oct 6, 2017 17:57:24 GMT
Shemp smells better now than he did when he was still kickin'. Which doesn't say much for his fragrance during his Stooge days. But Columbia Pictures was desperate with the death of Curly. I take it Shemp's drunken appearance, complete with oily hair didn't do it for you. I heard he was a babe magnet. This is true. Women always say that the most attractive characteristic they find in a man is a good sense of humor. It's a known fact that women will run right over George Clooney to get to Larry. They lay in bed at night, tugging at their nighties, moaning, "Moe! Shemp!".
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 18:38:50 GMT
Shemp smells better now than he did when he was still kickin'. Which doesn't say much for his fragrance during his Stooge days. But Columbia Pictures was desperate with the death of Curly. Wouldn't Joe Besser be the smelliest, having played Stinky on the Abbott and Costello show? It's his name....Stinky! Yeah, the Stooges were a mighty odoriferous bunch. Good thing we still don't have this.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 21:12:24 GMT
Wouldn't Joe Besser be the smelliest, having played Stinky on the Abbott and Costello show? It's his name....Stinky! Yeah, the Stooges were a mighty odoriferous bunch. Good thing we still don't have this.
Oh, come on. What would be better than lying in bed late at night, watching the Stooges and taking in a good whiff or two?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 21:13:22 GMT
I take it Shemp's drunken appearance, complete with oily hair didn't do it for you. I heard he was a babe magnet. This is true. Women always say that the most attractive characteristic they find in a man is a good sense of humor. It's a known fact that women will run right over George Clooney to get to Larry. They lay in bed at night, tugging at their nighties, moaning, "Moe! Shemp!". Somewhere in there should be a Joe Besser "Not so hard" joke, but I'm too tired.
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Post by rudiger on Oct 6, 2017 21:23:48 GMT
Yeah, the Stooges were a mighty odoriferous bunch. Good thing we still don't have this.
Oh, come on. What would be better than lying in bed late at night, watching the Stooges and taking in a good whiff or two? Well, Carl Stalling 'sez' it will never work, and that's good enough for me. Plus, I want to know more about the quintuplets that gave birth to quintuplets. BTW, Carl Stalling is a clue from where this originates. Bonus credit if you know without looking him up.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 22:41:00 GMT
Oh, come on. What would be better than lying in bed late at night, watching the Stooges and taking in a good whiff or two? Well, Carl Stalling 'sez' it will never work, and that's good enough for me. Plus, I want to know more about the quintuplets that gave birth to quintuplets. BTW, Carl Stalling is a clue from where this originates. Bonus credit if you know without looking him up. Hmmm....Carl "Stalling". Probably the guy who invented killing time. I win!
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