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Post by pop_actor on Oct 4, 2017 13:19:42 GMT
Why must she be Asian female? Oh, police look for woman. Must be Asian! In honor of her return to the States:
You're living in the past..You're hung up on some singer from the 50's
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Post by π¬ππ on Oct 4, 2017 18:21:39 GMT
111 pounds? I don't think so That's actually on the heavy side for a woman 4'11" tall.
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Post by skribb on Oct 4, 2017 19:19:50 GMT
Chang Eun Lee is clearly a korean name.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 5, 2017 1:16:55 GMT
Chang Eun Lee is clearly a korean name. Oh she's a dog!
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 5, 2017 1:37:25 GMT
She eats the dog!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 10:10:42 GMT
I don't mean to complain, but this beagle is a little stringy.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 11:44:32 GMT
I don't mean to complain, but this beagle is a little stringy. Oops! I forgot to remove the leash. Sorry.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 11:45:13 GMT
I don't mean to complain, but this beagle is a little stringy. Oops! I forgot to remove the leash. Sorry. The leash is the best part. It "unleashes" the nutrients and vitamins. Thanks, I'll be here all week.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 11:55:11 GMT
Oops! I forgot to remove the leash. Sorry. The leash is the best part. It "unleashes" the nutrients and vitamins. Thanks, I'll be here all week. May you choke on a flea from the flea collar.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 12:24:39 GMT
The leash is the best part. It "unleashes" the nutrients and vitamins. Thanks, I'll be here all week. May you choke on a flea from the flea collar. That's absurd. How do you make collar small enough for flea?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 13:19:47 GMT
May you choke on a flea from the flea collar. That's absurd. How do you make collar small enough for flea? Kramer: I'd like to have an elephant collar.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 14:19:21 GMT
That's absurd. How do you make collar small enough for flea? Kramer: I'd like to have an elephant collar. I'd like to have an elephant's memory. Then I could remember where I put my keys.
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Post by rudiger on Oct 5, 2017 16:48:54 GMT
The leash is the best part. It "unleashes" the nutrients and vitamins. Thanks, I'll be here all week. May you choke on a flea from the flea collar. What, you're doing Johnny Carson now?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 16:57:03 GMT
May you choke on a flea from the flea collar. What, you're doing Johnny Carson now? Carnac was pizzabagel's uncle. He comes from a long line of entertainers.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 17:12:40 GMT
Kramer: I'd like to have an elephant collar. I'd like to have an elephant's memory. Then I could remember where I put my keys. They're right on top of your head, along with your glasses.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 17:19:37 GMT
What, you're doing Johnny Carson now? Carnac was pizzabagel's uncle. He comes from a long line of entertainers. He got into show biz because of the hats. This hat conveys that comical, zany look you want in a running gag. Very humorous.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 17:21:48 GMT
Carnac was pizzabagel's uncle. He comes from a long line of entertainers. He got into show biz because of the hats. This hat conveys that comical, zany look you want in a running gag. Very humorous.
Quite pious, too.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 17:26:30 GMT
He got into show biz because of the hats. This hat conveys that comical, zany look you want in a running gag. Very humorous.
Quite pious, too. True! He could wear it both on stage and in church. He was Kashmir Orthodox. It's the group that goes around mutilating yaks.
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Post by rudiger on Oct 5, 2017 18:39:58 GMT
Carnac was pizzabagel's uncle. He comes from a long line of entertainers. He got into show biz because of the hats. This hat conveys that comical, zany look you want in a running gag. Very humorous.
There's a distinct possibility that Carson stole Carnac from an almost identical radio bit by Bob and Ray.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 19:08:48 GMT
He got into show biz because of the hats. This hat conveys that comical, zany look you want in a running gag. Very humorous.
There's a distinct possibility that Carson stole Carnac from an almost identical radio bit by Bob and Ray. No, you're thinking of the radio comedian Bobbin' Ray, who would wear a Carnac-like outfit and just bob his head up and down. The audience would roar with laughter. But comedy was different back then.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 19:35:08 GMT
He got into show biz because of the hats. This hat conveys that comical, zany look you want in a running gag. Very humorous.
There's a distinct possibility that Carson stole Carnac from an almost identical radio bit by Bob and Ray. They were geniuses! Some of their material is around the Internet, and not just on YouTube. They're a riot! And clean.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 19:39:41 GMT
There's a distinct possibility that Carson stole Carnac from an almost identical radio bit by Bob and Ray. They were geniuses! Some of their material is around the Internet, and not just on YouTube. They're a riot! And clean. And is it your "trip" to go around smelling comedians? How do you know they were clean? It's a scientific fact that the old time comics like Skelton, Fred Allen, etc. only took a Saturday night bath. By Friday, it was Funkytown.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 19:45:12 GMT
They were geniuses! Some of their material is around the Internet, and not just on YouTube. They're a riot! And clean. And is it your "trip" to go around smelling comedians? How do you know they were clean? It's a scientific fact that the old time comics like Skelton, Fred Allen, etc. only took a Saturday night bath. By Friday, it was Funkytown. And HΓ€gar the Horrible takes a bath only once a year. So what's your point?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 19:51:47 GMT
And is it your "trip" to go around smelling comedians? How do you know they were clean? It's a scientific fact that the old time comics like Skelton, Fred Allen, etc. only took a Saturday night bath. By Friday, it was Funkytown. And HΓ€gar the Horrible takes a bath only once a year. So what's your point? Is he funny?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 5, 2017 19:59:55 GMT
And HΓ€gar the Horrible takes a bath only once a year. So what's your point? Is he funny? He's a riot, Alice. As is Marmaduke. Who, by the way, gets a monthly hosing-down.
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 5, 2017 20:29:22 GMT
Who the hell is Johnny Carson?
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 5, 2017 21:34:13 GMT
Who the hell is Johnny Carson? He's kind of like Jack Paar.
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 5, 2017 23:11:53 GMT
Who the hell is Johnny Carson? He's kind of like Jack Paar. Jack Paar is more like a Steve Allen
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Post by rudiger on Oct 6, 2017 0:27:09 GMT
There's a distinct possibility that Carson stole Carnac from an almost identical radio bit by Bob and Ray. They were geniuses! Some of their material is around the Internet, and not just on YouTube. They're a riot! And clean. Bob and Ray are severely underrated. Their humor is so dry and deadpan that I think it just goes over a lot of people's heads. Not mine, of course...
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Oct 6, 2017 0:49:53 GMT
They were geniuses! Some of their material is around the Internet, and not just on YouTube. They're a riot! And clean. Bob and Ray are severely underrated. Their humor is so dry and deadpan that I think it just goes over a lot of people's heads. Not mine, of course... what about phil donahue?
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