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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 26, 2020 14:45:26 GMT
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Aug 26, 2020 15:23:40 GMT
What are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting index fingers?
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Post by rudiger on Aug 26, 2020 15:29:55 GMT
What are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting index fingers? No more single-dipping (let alone, double-dippling) those fingers, PB.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 26, 2020 15:59:59 GMT
Then where are we supposed to lick the chicken grease off of?
(pizzabagel whispers)
Aw, come on!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 26, 2020 16:39:19 GMT
What are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting index fingers? Why do you have peanut butter at KFC anyway? baconeggandcheese: We use it for our limited-time Thai chicken.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 26, 2020 17:41:17 GMT
What are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting index fingers? Why do you have peanut butter at KFC anyway? baconeggandcheese : We use it for our limited-time Thai chicken. Terrorist: May I have a spork to eat my limited-time Thai chicken? KFC cashier: Are you a terrorist? Terrorist: Well...yeah... KFC cashier: I'm sorry, but KFC's policy is to not give sporks to terrorists. But, thank you, and come again!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Aug 28, 2020 22:33:16 GMT
Why do you have peanut butter at KFC anyway? baconeggandcheese : We use it for our limited-time Thai chicken. Terrorist: May I have a spork to eat my limited-time Thai chicken? KFC cashier: Are you a terrorist? Terrorist: Well...yeah... KFC cashier: I'm sorry, but KFC's policy is to not give sporks to terrorists. But, thank you, and come again! You don't ask someone nicely if they're a terrorist when you know they're terrorizing you call them a terrorist! PB: Like you're a terrorist! Rudiger: Yes, thank you! Is that so hard?!
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Post by rudiger on Aug 28, 2020 22:53:05 GMT
Terrorist: May I have a spork to eat my limited-time Thai chicken? KFC cashier: Are you a terrorist? Terrorist: Well...yeah... KFC cashier: I'm sorry, but KFC's policy is to not give sporks to terrorists. But, thank you, and come again! You don't ask someone nicely if they're a terrorist when you know they're terrorizing you call them a terrorist! PB: Like you're a terrorist! Rudiger: Yes, thank you! Is that so hard?! Well, the KFC people don't want to hurt the terrorists' feelings. They're people too, you know.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 28, 2020 22:58:18 GMT
You don't ask someone nicely if they're a terrorist when you know they're terrorizing you call them a terrorist! PB: Like you're a terrorist! Rudiger: Yes, thank you! Is that so hard?! Well, the KFC people don't want to hurt the terrorists' feelings. They're people too, you know. Fun Fact: Terrorists are five times more likely than non-terrorists to order the extra crispy. And most say their favorite side orders are the green beans and the potato wedges.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 29, 2020 1:00:08 GMT
Well, the KFC people don't want to hurt the terrorists' feelings. They're people too, you know. Fun Fact: Terrorists are five times more likely than non-terrorists to order the extra crispy. And most say their favorite side orders are the green beans and the potato wedges. Raxx: I'd like extra crispy with green beans and potato wedgies, please. KFC security: Swarm! Swarm! Swarm!
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Aug 29, 2020 2:27:59 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2020 10:24:34 GMT
Fun Fact: Terrorists are five times more likely than non-terrorists to order the extra crispy. And most say their favorite side orders are the green beans and the potato wedges. Raxx: I'd like extra crispy with green beans and potato wedgies, please. KFC security: Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Potato "wedgie"? rudiger: First they take a potato. Then they stick it up your heinie and pull it up over your head. Then you have to eat it. I'll just have the mac and cheese.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 29, 2020 13:08:26 GMT
Raxx: I'd like extra crispy with green beans and potato wedgies, please. KFC security: Swarm! Swarm! Swarm! Potato "wedgie"? rudiger: First they take a potato. Then they stick it up your heinie and pull it up over your head. Then you have to eat it. I'll just have the mac and cheese. Then there's the Atomic Mr. Potato Head Wedgie. Don't ask.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2020 13:31:38 GMT
Potato "wedgie"? rudiger: First they take a potato. Then they stick it up your heinie and pull it up over your head. Then you have to eat it. I'll just have the mac and cheese. Then there's the Atomic Mr. Potato Head Wedgie. Don't ask. If you're going to have a potato wedgie, use a Maine potato. They're the best! rudiger: What about Idaho? The hell with Idaho. They're overrated. They can't hold a candle to a Maine spud.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2020 13:37:07 GMT
Then there's the Atomic Mr. Potato Head Wedgie. Don't ask. If you're going to have a potato wedgie, use a Maine potato. They're the best! rudiger: What about Idaho? The hell with Idaho. They're overrated. They can't hold a candle to a Maine spud. rhs: And you can make a Maine potato into a fine candle for those long, cold Madawaska nights.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2020 13:51:49 GMT
If you're going to have a potato wedgie, use a Maine potato. They're the best! rudiger: What about Idaho? The hell with Idaho. They're overrated. They can't hold a candle to a Maine spud. rhs: And you can make a Maine potato into a fine candle for those long, cold Madawaska nights. And then you take the potato and make potato pancakes. You always like potato pancakes, pizzabagel. pizzabagel: You're a potato pancake. You're as tasteless as a potato pancake.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2020 15:28:49 GMT
rhs: And you can make a Maine potato into a fine candle for those long, cold Madawaska nights. And then you take the potato and make potato pancakes. You always like potato pancakes, pizzabagel. pizzabagel: You're a potato pancake. You're as tasteless as a potato pancake. (To native Mainer:) Your whole state smells like potatoes!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2020 15:36:07 GMT
And then you take the potato and make potato pancakes. You always like potato pancakes, pizzabagel. pizzabagel: You're a potato pancake. You're as tasteless as a potato pancake. (To native Mainer:) Your whole state smells like potatoes! Imagine driving into Kittery and suddenly the air smells like French fries? That would be sweeeet!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2020 16:30:42 GMT
(To native Mainer:) Your whole state smells like potatoes! Imagine driving into Kittery and suddenly the air smells like French fries? That would be sweeeet! It's an objectionable, offensive odor. That's why people take showers when they come home from Kennebunkport.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2020 17:23:23 GMT
Imagine driving into Kittery and suddenly the air smells like French fries? That would be sweeeet! It's an objectionable, offensive odor. That's why people take showers when they come home from Kennebunkport. You think that you can visit any town in Maine and come home smelling like the beach, don't you? Well, you take a drive through Augusta and see how that goes. pizzabagel: What will I smell like? Mostly garbage. And some marijuana.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2020 22:15:13 GMT
It's an objectionable, offensive odor. That's why people take showers when they come home from Kennebunkport. You think that you can visit any town in Maine and come home smelling like the beach, don't you? Well, you take a drive through Augusta and see how that goes. pizzabagel: What will I smell like? Mostly garbage. And some marijuana. Jerry: I think I finally figured out what the smell is in this town. It's a little cannabis-y.
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Post by retro68000 on Sept 2, 2020 3:21:49 GMT
They like saying "amid fears", don't they?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 2, 2020 10:51:23 GMT
What? We can't lick fingers anymore? How the hell am I going to turn pages in a book? I can't keep reading the same page over and over.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 2, 2020 12:40:41 GMT
What? We can't lick fingers anymore? How the hell am I going to turn pages in a book? I can't keep reading the same page over and over. Just think of it like coming to The Sein, spending the rest of your life coming to this stinking discussion forum every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single, daily event.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 2, 2020 12:49:19 GMT
What? We can't lick fingers anymore? How the hell am I going to turn pages in a book? I can't keep reading the same page over and over. Just think of it like coming to The Sein, spending the rest of your life coming to this stinking discussion forum every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single, daily event. One problem. I lick my fingers before using my mouse. I need guidance.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 2, 2020 13:29:36 GMT
Just think of it like coming to The Sein, spending the rest of your life coming to this stinking discussion forum every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single, daily event. One problem. I lick my fingers before using my mouse. I need guidance. (Watches rhs use the urinal, walk out without washing his hands, then lick his fingers.)
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 2, 2020 13:32:06 GMT
One problem. I lick my fingers before using my mouse. I need guidance. (Watches rhs use the urinal, walk out without washing his hands, then lick his fingers.) So? It's my body. There's no transference of germs. pizzabagel (holding in vomit): You know what? I'm going to the men's room. When I come back, you're sitting over there.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 2, 2020 14:37:47 GMT
One problem. I lick my fingers before using my mouse. I need guidance. (Watches rhs use the urinal, walk out without washing his hands, then lick his fingers.) Raxx is a little sloppy.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 2, 2020 14:40:11 GMT
Just think of it like coming to The Sein, spending the rest of your life coming to this stinking discussion forum every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutia of every single, daily event. One problem. I lick my fingers before using my mouse. I need guidance. You lick your fingers before using a mouse? Who are you? Richard Gere?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 2, 2020 14:42:52 GMT
(Watches rhs use the urinal, walk out without washing his hands, then lick his fingers.) So? It's my body. There's no transference of germs. pizzabagel (holding in vomit): You know what? I'm going to the men's room. When I come back, you're sitting over there. rhs (doing his impersonation of Rich Little doing his impersonation of Jack Benny): Well!
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