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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 13, 2020 17:16:58 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 13, 2020 18:22:43 GMT
Rob Manfred to Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins: You can stop kowtowing to the Buffalo Bisons. Congratulations, you got their stadium. Smaller clubhouses. Poorer lighting. Not much more fans.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 13, 2020 21:45:52 GMT
Just take Camden Yards. Nothing going on there.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 13, 2020 22:32:32 GMT
Just take Camden Yards. Nothing going on there.  |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 19, 2020 17:50:41 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 19, 2020 18:13:07 GMT
I have a backyard they can use. We'll have to alter some of the rules. You hit the ball into the ocean, it's a ground-rule double. Hitting it up on the neighbor's porch is a foul ball. Hit my car with a ball and I run you over. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 20, 2020 5:06:51 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 22, 2020 14:52:46 GMT
Sources -- Blue Jays expected to play MLB home games at PNC Park in PittsburghWell, somebody had better hurry up. I see from the Blue Jays schedule that their first home game is on the 29th -- this Wednesday. Jerry: Today? Sid: No, next Wednesday, week after today. Jerry: But today is this Wednesday. Sid: If I meant today, I would have said today. It's the week after today. Oh, this is all lockin' in! But September 7? By then the virus will have run rampant through the teams and the season will have been declared a bust. So the point is moot. So Camden Yards is out.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 22, 2020 15:39:29 GMT
Sources -- Blue Jays expected to play MLB home games at PNC Park in PittsburghWell, somebody had better hurry up. I see from the Blue Jays schedule that their first home game is on the 29th -- this Wednesday. Jerry: Today? Sid: No, next Wednesday, week after today. Jerry: But today is this Wednesday. Sid: If I meant today, I would have said today. It's the week after today. Oh, this is all lockin' in! But September 7? By then the virus will have run rampant through the teams and the season will have been declared a bust. So the point is moot. So Camden Yards is out. On the upside, should there be a post-season, Camden Yards will certainly be available. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 22, 2020 18:38:08 GMT
Pittsburgh Blue Jays
Dee-troit Cubs
Boston Marlins
All the scrubs
L.A. Yankees
San Fran Twins
Shake up the leagues
And let 'em in
Oh yeaaah
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 22, 2020 21:40:11 GMT
Pittsburgh Blue Jays Dee-troit Cubs Boston Marlins All the scrubs L.A. Yankees San Fran Twins Shake up the leagues And let 'em in Oh yeaaah  |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 10, 2020 16:14:21 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 10, 2020 17:38:10 GMT
The thing is, will we let their fans' cardboard cutouts into this country? How can we be so sure that they'll quarantine? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 10, 2020 20:44:36 GMT
The thing is, will we let their fans' cardboard cutouts into this country? How can we be so sure that they'll quarantine? i'm ordering some buffalo wings tonight---that's like PUTTING THE WHOLE GAME IN YOUR MOUTH. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 10, 2020 21:03:50 GMT
The thing is, will we let their fans' cardboard cutouts into this country? How can we be so sure that they'll quarantine? i'm ordering some buffalo wings tonight---that's like PUTTING THE WHOLE GAME IN YOUR MOUTH. pizzabagel: What's wrong with nuts? Ah, he ate buffalo wings. He's been puking up bits of Vladimir Guerrrero Jr. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 10, 2020 22:38:07 GMT
The thing is, will we let their fans' cardboard cutouts into this country? How can we be so sure that they'll quarantine? i'm ordering some buffalo wings tonight---that's like PUTTING THE WHOLE GAME IN YOUR MOUTH. Those aren't chicken wings.  |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 10, 2020 22:39:17 GMT
i'm ordering some buffalo wings tonight---that's like PUTTING THE WHOLE GAME IN YOUR MOUTH. Those aren't chicken wings. did you bring some blue cheese at least? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 10, 2020 22:43:36 GMT
Those aren't chicken wings. did you bring some blue cheese at least? nuts: Anything lighter? How do you prepare the buffalo wings? Waiter: It's a full seagull. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola. nuts: You know what? I think I'll just have the mozzarella sticks. Waiter: Thank you. nuts: (mind's voice) Just the mozzarella sticks? Just the mozzarella sticks? Just the mozzarella sticks? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 11, 2020 11:24:56 GMT
Those aren't chicken wings. did you bring some blue cheese at least? Stop talking about food! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 12, 2020 19:33:33 GMT
did you bring some blue cheese at least? nuts: Anything lighter? How do you prepare the buffalo wings? Waiter: It's a full seagull. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola. nuts: You know what? I think I'll just have the mozzarella sticks. Waiter: Thank you. nuts: (mind's voice) Just the mozzarella sticks? Just the mozzarella sticks? Just the mozzarella sticks? where's the celery? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 12, 2020 22:29:02 GMT
nuts: Anything lighter? How do you prepare the buffalo wings? Waiter: It's a full seagull. Stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola. nuts: You know what? I think I'll just have the mozzarella sticks. Waiter: Thank you. nuts: (mind's voice) Just the mozzarella sticks? Just the mozzarella sticks? Just the mozzarella sticks? where's the celery? deja de hablar de comida. In other words: STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD!! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 14, 2020 1:03:03 GMT
Rush's Geddy Lee Appears as Cardboard Cutout at Blue Jays Game Geddy Lee was recently spotted at Toronto Blue Jays home games. The Rush frontman is among the cardboard cutouts found in the stands at baseball games these days. The coronavirus pandemic has kept people from attending sporting events in person, so many teams have placed cutouts of fans in the stadium's seats. According to the St. Catherines Standard, the replica of Lee is located just behind home plate, sitting next to a famous fan known as the Home Plate Lady. They're joined by three former players (George Bell, Jesse Barfield and Lloyd Moseby), members of current players' families and the team's mascot. The Blue Jays are charging $60 for a cutout, with the proceeds going to the team's charitable arm.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 14, 2020 15:02:28 GMT
Rush's Geddy Lee Appears as Cardboard Cutout at Blue Jays GameGeddy Lee was recently spotted at Toronto Blue Jays home games. The Rush frontman is among the cardboard cutouts found in the stands at baseball games these days. The coronavirus pandemic has kept people from attending sporting events in person, so many teams have placed cutouts of fans in the stadium's seats. According to the St. Catherines Standard, the replica of Lee is located just behind home plate, sitting next to a famous fan known as the Home Plate Lady. They're joined by three former players (George Bell, Jesse Barfield and Lloyd Moseby), members of current players' families and the team's mascot. The Blue Jays are charging $60 for a cutout, with the proceeds going to the team's charitable arm. Stop talking about food! pizzabagel: I'm not. I'm talking about Geddy Lee. Spaghetti Lee? You call him "Geddy"? Oh, how cute. Stop it! |
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Post by snelling on Aug 19, 2020 20:37:03 GMT
I never go to ball games unless they are very cheap or free. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 20, 2020 12:55:00 GMT
I never go to ball games unless they are very cheap or free. what about 20 wings from the anchor bar---ON THE HOUSE? |
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Post by snelling on Aug 20, 2020 14:37:18 GMT
Watch the movie called "Buffaloed" for my response.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 20, 2020 16:11:04 GMT
Watch the movie called "Buffaloed" for my response. will they have it at blockbuster video? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 20, 2020 16:40:52 GMT
Watch the movie called "Buffaloed" for my response. will they have it at blockbuster video? Lackluster Video should have it on VHS tape. |
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Post by snelling on Aug 26, 2020 21:24:42 GMT
HEY. I still play VHS tapes on a used VCR. It cost me only $5.00.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 27, 2020 17:00:51 GMT
HEY. I still play VHS tapes on a used VCR. It cost me only $5.00. The tapes or the VCR? I saw a VCR on eBay recently for close to $100. Reconditioned. |
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