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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 3, 2020 19:44:35 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 3, 2020 19:54:52 GMT
Dr. Elias and Mr. Hyde?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 3, 2020 21:08:58 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 3, 2020 21:48:05 GMT
He caught Lyme disease from a bite on his heinie? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 3, 2020 22:21:12 GMT
He caught Lyme disease from a bite on his heinie? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 4, 2020 20:57:39 GMT
He caught Lyme disease from a bite on his heinie? Chris Davis is just a bundle of joy, isn't he? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 5, 2020 12:19:47 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 5, 2020 13:34:25 GMT
The empty stands represents a typical day at Camden Yards. The O's are used to performing before no fans. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 5, 2020 14:28:26 GMT
The empty stands represents a typical day at Camden Yards. The O's are used to performing before no fans. That's their ace in the hole, their key to taking it all this season. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 5, 2020 15:20:23 GMT
The empty stands represents a typical day at Camden Yards. The O's are used to performing before no fans. That's their ace in the hole, their key to taking it all this season. Orioles definition of 'social distancing'....one fan in Baltimore. One fan in Bethesda. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 5, 2020 15:41:52 GMT
The empty stands represents a typical day at Camden Yards. The O's are used to performing before no fans. they told me to stop showing up! Orioles Creeped Out By Fan Who Followed Them To Spring Training
 sports.theonion.com/orioles-creeped-out-by-fan-who-followed-them-to-spring-1833065240SARASOTA, FL—Nervously watching as the suspicious man cheered on the team, the Baltimore Orioles told reporters Tuesday that they were creeped out by a fan who actually followed the ballclub to spring training. “This weirdo in an Orioles jacket has been hanging out around the facilities all week. Did this guy seriously bother to follow us all the way down here?” said first baseman Chris Davis, who claimed the whole team has been unnerved by the idea that some disturbed loner spent hundreds of dollars on travel and accommodations just to watch them play a few meaningless pre-season games. “He’s been here every day just sitting up in the stands. He even brought binoculars so he can watch the players warming up and doing drills on the other side of the field. What kind of creep does that? I hope he didn’t come all the way from Baltimore—this wouldn’t even be worth it if he lived in Florida.” At press time, the Orioles had requested security to remove the fan after he asked if there was any Orioles merchandise available for purchase. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 5, 2020 15:51:54 GMT
The empty stands represents a typical day at Camden Yards. The O's are used to performing before no fans. they told me to stop showing up! Orioles Creeped Out By Fan Who Followed Them To Spring Training
sports.theonion.com/orioles-creeped-out-by-fan-who-followed-them-to-spring-1833065240SARASOTA, FL—Nervously watching as the suspicious man cheered on the team, the Baltimore Orioles told reporters Tuesday that they were creeped out by a fan who actually followed the ballclub to spring training. “This weirdo in an Orioles jacket has been hanging out around the facilities all week. Did this guy seriously bother to follow us all the way down here?” said first baseman Chris Davis, who claimed the whole team has been unnerved by the idea that some disturbed loner spent hundreds of dollars on travel and accommodations just to watch them play a few meaningless pre-season games. “He’s been here every day just sitting up in the stands. He even brought binoculars so he can watch the players warming up and doing drills on the other side of the field. What kind of creep does that? I hope he didn’t come all the way from Baltimore—this wouldn’t even be worth it if he lived in Florida.” At press time, the Orioles had requested security to remove the fan after he asked if there was any Orioles merchandise available for purchase. The Bore-e-oles should be glad they have one fan. Boy, Chris (K-2) Davis is really acting like a first-rate prick now, isn't he? 23 million a year and all he can do is shoot his fool mouth off. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 5, 2020 16:29:59 GMT
The empty stands represents a typical day at Camden Yards. The O's are used to performing before no fans. they told me to stop showing up! Orioles Creeped Out By Fan Who Followed Them To Spring Training
sports.theonion.com/orioles-creeped-out-by-fan-who-followed-them-to-spring-1833065240SARASOTA, FL—Nervously watching as the suspicious man cheered on the team, the Baltimore Orioles told reporters Tuesday that they were creeped out by a fan who actually followed the ballclub to spring training. “This weirdo in an Orioles jacket has been hanging out around the facilities all week. Did this guy seriously bother to follow us all the way down here?” said first baseman Chris Davis, who claimed the whole team has been unnerved by the idea that some disturbed loner spent hundreds of dollars on travel and accommodations just to watch them play a few meaningless pre-season games. “He’s been here every day just sitting up in the stands. He even brought binoculars so he can watch the players warming up and doing drills on the other side of the field. What kind of creep does that? I hope he didn’t come all the way from Baltimore—this wouldn’t even be worth it if he lived in Florida.” At press time, the Orioles had requested security to remove the fan after he asked if there was any Orioles merchandise available for purchase. Is that how they feel about their fans? No wonder attendance continues to fall. Oh, nuts. That's you, right? Way to go, Creepy nuts! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 5, 2020 17:02:45 GMT
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