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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 12, 2020 23:09:10 GMT
I will invite all of you to the premier.
Snelling, try not to stare at the actress boobs to much.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 12, 2020 23:38:35 GMT
I told you, it's not called a script. It's your treatment. Get your showbiz lingo right, or you'll be laughed out of Tinseltown.
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on May 13, 2020 1:33:58 GMT
Calzone: The Movie
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 13, 2020 9:57:27 GMT
i was thinking about writing a bicycle thief type movie....but someone steals his calzone.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 13, 2020 10:33:21 GMT
i was thinking about writing a bicycle thief type movie....but someone steals his calzone. They say to write what you know. This should be a smash.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 13, 2020 10:39:53 GMT
i was thinking about writing a bicycle thief type movie....but someone steals his calzone.
They say to write what you know. This should be a smash. And takes off in a Focus? nuts: Ideally.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 13, 2020 13:45:48 GMT
They say to write what you know. This should be a smash. And takes off in a Focus? nuts: Ideally. That is what I would like to know about it.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 13, 2020 14:42:36 GMT
And takes off in a Focus? nuts: Ideally. That is what I would like to know about it. You know enough already. You must leave now. [throws sack of oranges at pizzabagel]
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2020 14:57:37 GMT
It can't compete with Coupon: The Movie.
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Post by snelling on May 13, 2020 18:22:04 GMT
I will invite all of you to the premier. Snelling, try not to stare at the actress boobs to much. No one anywhere will ever read your script, or any script, without proper spelling and grammar. Not to mention without a lack of capitalization.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 13, 2020 18:28:15 GMT
I will invite all of you to the premier. Snelling, try not to stare at the actress boobs to much. No one anywhere will ever read your script, or any script, without proper spelling and grammar. Not to mention without a lack of capitalization. snelling, to nuts: So why don't you just drop dead?
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Post by snelling on May 13, 2020 19:00:53 GMT
You're putting words in my mouth! - Claire
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 14, 2020 0:54:11 GMT
I will invite all of you to the premier. Snelling, try not to stare at the actress boobs to much. No one anywhere will ever read your script, or any script, without proper spelling and grammar. Not to mention without a lack of capitalization.
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Post by snelling on May 15, 2020 19:48:26 GMT
Until you admit that you never saw 'The Dog' episode I will disregard every single post you make
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 17, 2020 6:21:38 GMT
Until you admit that you never saw 'The Dog' episode I will disregard every single post you make
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 11, 2021 4:12:17 GMT
Big shots are reading my script! I will thanks all of you in my Oscars speech.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 11, 2021 11:03:29 GMT
Big shots are reading my script! I will thanks all of you in my Oscars speech. They know how to read the script. They just don't know how to produce the script. And isn't that the most important part of the script, the producing? Anybody can just read it.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 11, 2021 20:38:54 GMT
Big shots are reading my script! I will thanks all of you in my Oscars speech. They know how to read the script. They just don't know how to produce the script. And isn't that the most important part of the script, the producing? Anybody can just read it. It will be produced. Big time!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 11, 2021 20:49:50 GMT
They know how to read the script. They just don't know how to produce the script. And isn't that the most important part of the script, the producing? Anybody can just read it. It will be produced. Big time!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 25, 2021 3:27:03 GMT
It will be produced. Big time! another movie producer read my script. It made him mad!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 25, 2021 10:40:35 GMT
another movie producer read my script. It made him mad! Producer: Where the hell is the sidal nudity?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 25, 2021 11:24:50 GMT
another movie producer read my script. It made him mad! Producer: Where the hell is the sidal nudity? he wasn't too bright. he said the opening scene was 'dated'. it was a flashback.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 25, 2021 12:09:40 GMT
Producer: Where the hell is the sidal nudity? he wasn't too bright. he said the opening scene was 'dated'. it was a flashback. Not to mention that the rest of it is a period piece.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 25, 2021 12:41:57 GMT
he wasn't too bright. he said the opening scene was 'dated'. it was a flashback. Not to mention that the rest of it is a period piece. a lot of the h'wood people i've met so far are very angry humorless people. one dude upon hearing my comedic pitch said: are you serious? well, no, it's a comedy.... apparently nbc has ZERO new comedies for the 1st time ever in the network.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 25, 2021 12:53:53 GMT
Producer: Where the hell is the sidal nudity? he wasn't too bright. he said the opening scene was 'dated'. it was a flashback. Oh, no. Not the talking pie again? I told you that scene was hack.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 25, 2021 12:54:29 GMT
he wasn't too bright. he said the opening scene was 'dated'. it was a flashback. Not to mention that the rest of it is a period piece. You know, you can do a film about hockey and it's all period pieces.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 25, 2021 13:12:34 GMT
Not to mention that the rest of it is a period piece. a lot of the h'wood people i've met so far are very angry humorless people. one dude upon hearing my comedic pitch said: are you serious? well, no, it's a comedy.... apparently nbc has ZERO new comedies for the 1st time ever in the network. Because they added "Chicago Sanitation" and "Chicago Food Inspection" to the lineup?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 25, 2021 16:04:04 GMT
a lot of the h'wood people i've met so far are very angry humorless people. one dude upon hearing my comedic pitch said: are you serious? well, no, it's a comedy.... apparently nbc has ZERO new comedies for the 1st time ever in the network. Because they added "Chicago Sanitation" and "Chicago Food Inspection" to the lineup? Chicago food inspection sounds like something for newmy!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 25, 2021 16:22:12 GMT
Because they added "Chicago Sanitation" and "Chicago Food Inspection" to the lineup? Chicago food inspection sounds like something for newmy! Will it show him extorting a cannoli from the calzone place in order to give them a passing grade? That's dynamite!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 25, 2021 16:31:48 GMT
Chicago food inspection sounds like something for newmy! Will it show him extorting a cannoli from the calzone place in order to give them a passing grade? That's dynamite!You know, you're not Jimmie Walker.
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