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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 10:54:06 GMT
Pulp does move, you know. You ever see those big trucks? That's just fiction.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 10:54:59 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 10:56:03 GMT
Well, I didn't peek or anything. I just assumed.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 10:59:19 GMT
Well, I didn't peek or anything. I just assumed. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ASS out of U and ME!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 11:01:10 GMT
I was born ready. Cocoa Puffs, please.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 21, 2020 11:01:40 GMT
I'm about to make a sausage, egg, and potato burrito. pizzabagel : Why'd you put the sour cream in there? rhs6358 likes the sour cream! pizzabagel: WELL LET HIM HAVE SOUR CREAM ON THE SIDE!! Delta: What about the burrito? I'll take it in my room. (Two minutes later) [sound of toilet flushing] rhs6358: You digested that? Yup, yup. You know it didn't take very long either.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 11:09:33 GMT
Geoffrey Haarwood: Oh, splendid. Welcome to the Institute for the Preservation of Moving Pulp Consumption and Weaponization.
Kramer: Ah, the I.P.M.P.C.W.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 11:19:02 GMT
Geoffrey Haarwood: Oh, splendid. Welcome to the Institute for the Preservation of Moving Pulp Consumption and Weaponization. Kramer: Ah, the I.P.M.P.C.W. We prefer to call it "The Pulp".
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 21, 2020 11:19:52 GMT
ORDER UP!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 11:20:20 GMT
Delta: What about the burrito? I'll take it in my room. (Two minutes later) [sound of toilet flushing] rhs6358 : You digested that? Yup, yup. You know it didn't take very long either. Digested? Uh..yeah...digested. rudiger (yelling from upstairs): Delta! There's an entire burrito in the toilet and now the toilet has overflowed onto the floor! I didn't do it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 11:22:21 GMT
ORDER UP! Hey Emeril Lagasse. The toaster and burner have settings on them. You may want to lower the heat. That looks like a complete mess. And what's with the slice of Velveeta? You cleaning out the fridge again?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 11:27:11 GMT
ORDER UP! Ooh, is that grilled marshmallow fluff? nuts: Baked. Aah!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 17:03:45 GMT
Well, I didn't peek or anything. I just assumed. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ASS out of U and ME! And you know what happens when you space Bob Oliver incorrectly. You end up with Bobo Liver.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 21, 2020 19:26:24 GMT
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Post by snelling on Apr 24, 2020 7:53:10 GMT
Almost time to make an egg, rape and murder my sister, burn my ranch, shoot my dog... and steal my bible.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 24, 2020 10:03:33 GMT
Almost time to make an egg, rape and murder my sister, burn my ranch, shoot my dog... and steal my bible. snelling: In that order.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 24, 2023 23:06:38 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 29, 2023 14:52:26 GMT
Tacos
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2023 15:19:49 GMT
For breakfast? Is that a Tulsa thing?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2023 16:38:01 GMT
For breakfast? Is that a Tulsa thing? It's a nuts thing.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2023 16:46:39 GMT
For breakfast? Is that a Tulsa thing? It's a nuts thing. Give nuts a stack of wet pancakes.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 29, 2023 17:39:46 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2023 18:00:09 GMT
Give nuts a stack of wet pancakes. Milos: Stack of wet pancakes for the nutty guy, alri...
Milos stops and stares disapprovingly at nuts's plate.
Milos: ...Ahh. You don't plan to eat these pancakes with that fork, do you?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 29, 2023 19:29:16 GMT
ORDER UP! All looks good except for the processed cheese. Not a big fan.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2023 21:22:13 GMT
ORDER UP! All looks good except for the processed cheese. Not a big fan.
Funny. I never pictured you as a cheese snob.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2023 21:22:33 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Aug 29, 2023 23:22:01 GMT
All looks good except for the processed cheese. Not a big fan. Funny. I never pictured you as a cheese snob. I'll eat anything but processed, even cheap canadian cheddar.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2023 23:48:15 GMT
Funny. I never pictured you as a cheese snob. I'll eat anything but processed, even cheap canadian cheddar. Old Fart Cheddar? That should be my brand.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 30, 2023 0:59:41 GMT
All looks good except for the processed cheese. Not a big fan.
Funny. I never pictured you as a cheese snob. No whey is Karma a cheese snob. Maxwell from Maid to Order: It's a dairy pun.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 30, 2023 9:03:06 GMT
Funny. I never pictured you as a cheese snob. No whey is Karma a cheese snob. Maxwell from Maid to Order: It's a dairy pun. I think you misspelled that. It's w-a-y. (pizzabagel rolls eyes)
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