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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 20, 2020 10:23:04 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 20, 2020 10:29:44 GMT
Ready? I'm halfway through it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 10:43:26 GMT
I can't eat breakfast. Too gassy.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 20, 2020 10:54:38 GMT
I can't eat breakfast. Too gassy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 11:02:26 GMT
I can't eat breakfast. Too gassy. Here you go, pizzabagel. Some nice sausage and eggs. pizzabagel: Those sausages are from the silent era! No. They're delicious. Just the right taste and texture. Mmmm.... [poot] [prrrrrrp]
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 20, 2020 11:29:23 GMT
what do you want?
ON ME.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 20, 2020 11:38:09 GMT
just started cooking the biscuits!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 12:25:28 GMT
just started cooking the biscuits! You bastard! That's my car! Give me back my keys!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 20, 2020 13:41:21 GMT
just started cooking the biscuits! You bastard! That's my car! Give me back my keys! where's the orange marmalade? supposed to be in the glove box...
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 20, 2020 13:53:41 GMT
just started cooking the biscuits! Hey. You put your breakfast on the dashboard of my car? The Triple-A guy said I was this close to getting a biscuit stuck under the brake pedal. What were you thinking?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 20, 2020 14:03:09 GMT
Here you go, pizzabagel. Some nice sausage and eggs. pizzabagel: Those sausages are from the silent era!No. They're delicious. Just the right taste and texture. Mmmm.... [poot] [prrrrrrp] I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in those sausages. They're a little Hal Roach-ey.
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Post by rudiger on Apr 20, 2020 14:09:00 GMT
I can't eat breakfast. Too gassy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 14:43:20 GMT
just started cooking the biscuits! Hey. You put your breakfast on the dashboard of my car? The Triple-A guy said I was this close to getting a biscuit stuck under the brake pedal. What were you thinking? I only see four biscuits. Two more and nuts could have been a Biscuit Captain.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 14:44:06 GMT
Here you go, pizzabagel. Some nice sausage and eggs. pizzabagel: Those sausages are from the silent era!No. They're delicious. Just the right taste and texture. Mmmm.... [poot] [prrrrrrp] I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in those sausages. They're a little Hal Roach-ey. They're roach-ey all right (stomps on one that escaped from the sausage)
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 20, 2020 15:22:51 GMT
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Post by rudiger on Apr 20, 2020 15:27:43 GMT
I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in those sausages. They're a little Hal Roach-ey. They're roach-ey all right (stomps on one that escaped from the sausage) Now you know what the crunch is in the crunchy sausages.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 20, 2020 15:35:49 GMT
They're roach-ey all right (stomps on one that escaped from the sausage) Now you know what the crunch is in the crunchy sausages. Owner of the Whizzo Sausage Company: If we took the roaches out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 16:35:31 GMT
Now you know what the crunch is in the crunchy sausages. Owner of the Whizzo Sausage Company: If we took the roaches out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Well, if Jimmy Dean could become a sausage giant, why not Whizzo?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 16:36:14 GMT
Six hours later: nuts: Where's my damn breakfast???
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 20, 2020 16:43:17 GMT
Owner of the Whizzo Sausage Company: If we took the roaches out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it? Well, if Jimmy Dean could become a sausage giant, why not Whizzo? It sounds like he's singing "Rizzo."
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 20, 2020 19:04:10 GMT
Well, if Jimmy Dean could become a sausage giant, why not Whizzo? It sounds like he's singing "Rizzo." Well, 1080p wasn't available in Kansas City in 1955. Either that or the guy in the clown makeup is none other than Anthony Rizzo's grandfather.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Apr 20, 2020 20:27:48 GMT
I'm having OJ and Grapefruit, with pulp that can move baby! Gotta stay healthy during this pandemic.
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Post by rudiger on Apr 21, 2020 0:18:33 GMT
I'm having OJ and Grapefruit, with pulp that can move baby! Gotta stay healthy during this pandemic.
Moving pulp? Are we certain that's actually pulp? I'm not sure I like the sound of that.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 1:00:53 GMT
I'm having OJ and Grapefruit, with pulp that can move baby! Gotta stay healthy during this pandemic.
Moving pulp? Are we certain that's actually pulp? I'm not sure I like the sound of that.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 21, 2020 1:06:15 GMT
nuts: Who is ready for breakfast?
SirMoe: I am.
rhs: I am.
nuts: Are you just sayin' you're ready for breakfast or are you really ready for breakfast?
SirMoe: I'm really ready for breakfast.
rhs: I'm just sayin' I'm ready for breakfast.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 21, 2020 2:45:25 GMT
I'm about to make a sausage, egg, and potato burrito. pizzabagel: Why'd you put the sour cream in there? rhs6358 likes the sour cream! pizzabagel: WELL LET HIM HAVE SOUR CREAM ON THE SIDE!!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 21, 2020 10:40:10 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 10:50:47 GMT
I'm about to make a sausage, egg, and potato burrito. pizzabagel : Why'd you put the sour cream in there? rhs6358 likes the sour cream! pizzabagel: WELL LET HIM HAVE SOUR CREAM ON THE SIDE!! Delta: What about the burrito? I'll take it in my room. (Two minutes later) [sound of toilet flushing]
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 10:52:16 GMT
Moving pulp? Are we certain that's actually pulp? I'm not sure I like the sound of that. Pulp does move, you know. You ever see those big trucks?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2020 10:53:47 GMT
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