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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 14, 2020 0:33:38 GMT
 sports.theonion.com/orioles-suggest-that-mlb-maybe-consider-canceling-entir-1842312100BALTIMORE—Insisting that this was an abundance of caution around the coronavirus and absolutely nothing else, the players and staff of the Baltimore Orioles suggested to the MLB Friday that they should consider just canceling the entire season to be safe. “We just think that given the risk there is really no reason why we should have to go out there and play 182 games this year—we just care about people’s safety is all,” said pitcher Alex Cobb, who assured reporters that the team’s lack of desire to play through the 2020 season was purely altruistic in every way. “Why play against the Yankees and the Red Sox game after game with this horrible infectious disease out there. It might seem safe to just take a month off, but it could come roaring back in the middle of July when we are already 40 games under .500, not that that matters at all. We’re just thinking about the fans and their health, nothing else.” Cobb added that given the severity of the situation and the disruption of the coronavirus, the MLB might consider just starting the entire league over from scratch next year just to be fair. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 14, 2020 9:42:47 GMT
Leave it to one of the worst teams to make that suggestion. And I don't like the looks of that brown stain on Chris Davis' pants, either.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 14, 2020 12:30:46 GMT
Leave it to one of the worst teams to make that suggestion. And I don't like the looks of that brown stain on Chris Davis' pants, either. Did you see the source of the story? The Onion. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 14, 2020 15:02:37 GMT
Leave it to one of the worst teams to make that suggestion. And I don't like the looks of that brown stain on Chris Davis' pants, either. Did you see the source of the story? The Onion. charity takes many forms. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 24, 2020 3:28:52 GMT
Haha, its actually a relief that the season was postponed since I was dreading the hell my Astros were in for. But with everything that's going on that'll be a great sight to see after all.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2020 4:07:26 GMT
Haha, its actually a relief that the season was postponed since I was dreading the hell my Astros were in for. But with everything that's going on that'll be a great sight to see after all. You're a great sight to see, SirMoeHimself! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 24, 2020 13:01:51 GMT
Haha, its actually a relief that the season was postponed since I was dreading the hell my Astros were in for. But with everything that's going on that'll be a great sight to see after all. You're a great sight to see, SirMoeHimself ! yes, SirMoeHimself is back!  |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 25, 2020 2:40:33 GMT
Haha, its actually a relief that the season was postponed since I was dreading the hell my Astros were in for. But with everything that's going on that'll be a great sight to see after all. You're a great sight to see, SirMoeHimself!  |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 25, 2020 2:41:10 GMT
I was missing your polls, and your tags! Edit: Look at that score, beat them Mariners! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2020 15:46:02 GMT
I was missing your polls, and your tags! Edit: Look at that score, beat them Mariners! Don't ignore the woman on the right with her "Sit down, you annoying pain in the ass" reaction. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2020 16:40:53 GMT
I was missing your polls, and your tags! Edit: Look at that score, beat them Mariners! Don't ignore the woman on the right with her "Sit down, you annoying pain in the ass" reaction. BTW, that's his girlfriend. She switched seats to get farther from him. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2020 16:56:22 GMT
Don't ignore the woman on the right with her "Sit down, you annoying pain in the ass" reaction. BTW, that's his girlfriend. She switched seats to get farther from him. Looks like it could be his mother. pizzabagel: So? Why can't she be both? Well, technically....ewwww! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2020 19:06:40 GMT
That's one way to stay out of the cellar.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2020 19:29:18 GMT
That's one way to stay out of the cellar. Well, technically at 0-0 they're tied for last. And first! |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 26, 2020 7:11:33 GMT
I was missing your polls, and your tags! Edit: Look at that score, beat them Mariners! Don't ignore the woman on the right with her "Sit down, you annoying pain in the ass" reaction. What about that guy who puts the hat on that woman's head? You know he's going home in a body bag! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2020 9:09:50 GMT
Don't ignore the woman on the right with her "Sit down, you annoying pain in the ass" reaction. What about that guy who puts the hat on that woman's head? You know he's going home in a body bag! I never even noticed that. Man: Here. Now your a Mariners fan. Woman: But I don't want to be a Mariners fan. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 27, 2020 5:42:36 GMT
What about that guy who puts the hat on that woman's head? You know he's going home in a body bag! I never even noticed that. Man: Here. Now your a Mariners fan. Woman: But I don't want to be a Mariners fan. Man: .....STAHP it. Nuts: Go O's! GO O's! Pizzabagel: Oh shut the -CENSORING HONK- up. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 27, 2020 10:20:36 GMT
I never even noticed that. Man: Here. Now your a Mariners fan. Woman: But I don't want to be a Mariners fan. Man: .....STAHP it. Nuts: Go O's! GO O's! Pizzabagel: Oh shut the -CENSORING HONK- up. Oh, that clears it up for me. I thought nuts was saying: Go Whoas. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 27, 2020 13:13:58 GMT
I was missing your polls, and your tags! Edit: Look at that score, beat them Mariners! you say you want more polls?!!  |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 27, 2020 14:06:31 GMT
I was missing your polls, and your tags! Edit: Look at that score, beat them Mariners! you say you want more polls?!! I'm not letting this guy borrow a sweater. I don't want him stretching out the neck hole. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 27, 2020 14:13:00 GMT
you say you want more polls?!! I'm not letting this guy borrow a sweater. I don't want him stretching out the neck hole. Or stinking up the underarms. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 28, 2020 6:28:01 GMT
I was missing your polls, and your tags! Edit: Look at that score, beat them Mariners! you say you want more polls?!! ......Yes, I NEED THOSE POLLS! I GOTTA HAVE THOSE POLLS! |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 28, 2020 6:29:52 GMT
I'm not letting this guy borrow a sweater. I don't want him stretching out the neck hole. Or stinking up the underarms. Or leaving stains on the logo. He looks like the kinda guy who's sandwiches always spill. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 28, 2020 10:09:12 GMT
Or stinking up the underarms. Or leaving stains on the logo. He looks like the kinda guy who's sandwiches always spill. SirMoe: You have a stain on your shirt. Sloppy O's Fan: I had a meatball sandwich. SirMoe: You ate already? Sloppy O's Fan: It was from Tuesday. I haven't taken this shirt off since then. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 28, 2020 11:56:16 GMT
you say you want more polls?!! ......Yes, I NEED THOSE POLLS! I GOTTA HAVE THOSE POLLS! nuts: Polls! So you're killing yourself because your dreams of having polls have gone unfulfilled. You-you-you-you can't live without polls. SirMoe: Yeah, yeah. If I can't have polls, I don't wanna live. nuts: You must have polls. SirMoe: MUST have polls. nuts (satisfied): Okay, we'll go with the polls. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 28, 2020 11:59:52 GMT
Or stinking up the underarms. Or leaving stains on the logo. He looks like the kinda guy who's sandwiches always spill. Jackie Chiles: Sandwich-spiller? You people have a little pet name for every Orioles fan. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 28, 2020 12:08:25 GMT
Or leaving stains on the logo. He looks like the kinda guy who's sandwiches always spill. SirMoe: You have a stain on your shirt. Sloppy O's Fan: I had a meatball sandwich. SirMoe: You ate already? Sloppy O's Fan: It was from Tuesday. I haven't taken this shirt off since then. Chris Davis sat on the meatball sandwich, too? Chris Davis |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 28, 2020 13:11:58 GMT
you say you want more polls?!! ......Yes, I NEED THOSE POLLS! I GOTTA HAVE THOSE POLLS! You've gotta have polls All you really need are polls When the odds are saying You'll never vote That's when the polling should roll |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 28, 2020 13:12:41 GMT
SirMoe: You have a stain on your shirt. Sloppy O's Fan: I had a meatball sandwich. SirMoe: You ate already? Sloppy O's Fan: It was from Tuesday. I haven't taken this shirt off since then. Chris Davis sat on the meatball sandwich, too? Chris Davis Explaining Lou Costello's fear. And rightly so. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 29, 2020 5:42:33 GMT
Or leaving stains on the logo. He looks like the kinda guy who's sandwiches always spill. SirMoe: You have a stain on your shirt. Sloppy O's Fan: I had a meatball sandwich. SirMoe: You ate already? Sloppy O's Fan: It was from Tuesday. I haven't taken this shirt off since then. Sloppy O's Fan? You people have a.....actually look at that stain! |
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