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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 28, 2017 19:12:19 GMT
Do you see how these threads get all topsy-turvy? We went from calzones to coffins. This is like a Mensa meeting. Eureka! A coffin shaped like a calzone! What do you think about that, nutsberryfarm ⛑?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 29, 2017 11:57:11 GMT
i like!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 29, 2017 12:42:24 GMT
Quiet! I'm working on that mustard and ketchup in the same bottle thing.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 29, 2017 14:43:22 GMT
Quiet! I'm working on that mustard and ketchup in the same bottle thing. Forget that idea. Salt and pepper in the same shaker is what people are clamoring for. Oh, and cinnamon, too.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 29, 2017 14:54:35 GMT
think it's time for a lunchtime calzone today!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 29, 2017 15:04:29 GMT
think it's time for a lunchtime calzone today! It stopped raining?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 29, 2017 15:16:05 GMT
think it's time for a lunchtime calzone today! It stopped raining? Get me a cannoli, dude.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 4, 2017 2:37:58 GMT
I had a pleasant surprise at a little pizza place near me. I've been going there for years and know the menu well. I found out tonight that they have calzones, but they're not on the menu! I ordered one and got the best calzone I've had since I moved to Arizona eleven years ago. It wasn't flat, but wasn't full of air either. It was stuffed with the toppings and was so big, I had to bring half of it home.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 10:29:01 GMT
I had a pleasant surprise at a little pizza place near me. I've been going there for years and know the menu well. I found out tonight that they have calzones, but they're not on the menu! I ordered one and got the best calzone I've had since I moved to Arizona eleven years ago. It wasn't flat, but wasn't full of air either. It was stuffed with the toppings and was so big, I had to bring half of it home. If I want to spend a fortune on something full of hot air, I'll remarry.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 10:52:16 GMT
I had a pleasant surprise at a little pizza place near me. I've been going there for years and know the menu well. I found out tonight that they have calzones, but they're not on the menu! I ordered one and got the best calzone I've had since I moved to Arizona eleven years ago. It wasn't flat, but wasn't full of air either. It was stuffed with the toppings and was so big, I had to bring half of it home. Ah, a secret a-menu for a-loyal a-customers. And they made you a "Big Boy." Can I have a bite?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 20:14:28 GMT
I had a pleasant surprise at a little pizza place near me. I've been going there for years and know the menu well. I found out tonight that they have calzones, but they're not on the menu! I ordered one and got the best calzone I've had since I moved to Arizona eleven years ago. It wasn't flat, but wasn't full of air either. It was stuffed with the toppings and was so big, I had to bring half of it home. Ah, a secret a-menu for a-loyal a-customers. And they made you a "Big Boy." Can I have a bite? Keep your teeth away from his "Big Boy". He needs it later for Elaine.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 4, 2017 21:37:50 GMT
Keep your teeth away from his "Big Boy". He needs it later for Elaine. I didn't even have the big boy calzone made from a 16" pizza round. The 10" was more than adequate for one big person. I may order that "Big Boy" next time with an eye to reheating what I take home. The reheated second half of my 10" was very tasty.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2017 10:13:31 GMT
Keep your teeth away from his "Big Boy". He needs it later for Elaine. I didn't even have the big boy calzone made from a 16" pizza round. The 10" was more than adequate for one big person. I may order that "Big Boy" next time with an eye to reheating what I take home. The reheated second half of my 10" was very tasty.
Please, Newman. Refrain from talking about your 10". Thank you.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 5, 2017 16:53:42 GMT
Please, Newman. Refrain from talking about your 10". Thank you. I'll stop talking about it, but I can't stop thinking about it. Imagine Buck Naked with a 10". I'll talk about someone who really has one!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2017 17:18:10 GMT
Please, Newman. Refrain from talking about your 10". Thank you. I'll stop talking about it, but I can't stop thinking about it. Imagine Buck Naked with a 10". I'll talk about someone who really has one! You can't mean George as Buck Naked? His shrinks down to far less than 10".
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 5, 2017 17:23:36 GMT
I'll stop talking about it, but I can't stop thinking about it. Imagine Buck Naked with a 10". I'll talk about someone who really has one! You can't mean George as Buck Naked? His shrinks down to far less than 10". When George thinks about Buck Naked, he's like Walter Mitty, so all things are possible.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2017 17:31:30 GMT
I'll stop talking about it, but I can't stop thinking about it. Imagine Buck Naked with a 10". I'll talk about someone who really has one! You can't mean George as Buck Naked? His shrinks down to far less than 10". George is a grower, not a shower.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2017 18:00:50 GMT
So, I have never heard of eggplant in a calzone outside of Seinfeld. But yesterday I found a menu stuck to my door from this place www.milanopizzaaustin.com and I was just looking it over and they have calzones and eggplant is indeed listed among the toppings. I GOTTA HAVE ONE! Now when Steinbrenner asked what was in it, George just said cheese, pepperoni, and eggplant. Cheese of course is in all of them, but I am allowed 3 additional toppings. I can't decide what to get for my third. Maybe I should just make it extra cheese and keep it as authentic as possible. One thing is for sure, I shall also require a cannoli.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 7, 2017 18:20:58 GMT
... Cheese of course is in all of them, but I am allowed 3 additional toppings. I can't decide what to get for my third. Maybe I should just make it extra cheese and keep it as authentic as possible. One thing is for sure, I shall also require a cannoli. My advice on extra cheese in a calzone is NO, unless you've eaten one there before and found the cheese lacking. The last calzone I ate with extra cheese bound me up for a couple of days. The ideal calzone is one you can't eat in one sitting!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2017 4:09:59 GMT
I got pepperoni, eggplant, and tomatoes. It was delicious, but I couldn't imagine eating one every day. That thing was a beast! The ones at Paisano's must have been much smaller.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 8, 2017 18:12:27 GMT
I'm planning on a 16" Big Boy calzone for my Passover break-fast. I know it will take me several days to eat it, including what I bring home. I'll be thinking about it with every matzo ball I eat! There are pizzabagel s and matzo pizzas. Why not a matzo calzone? Hag Sameach!
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Post by snelling on Apr 10, 2017 19:23:21 GMT
There's a dentist in Salem, Mass. named Dr. Fang. I work in a hospital environment with a Dr Bone. I swear! I swear TO GOD!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 10, 2017 19:33:25 GMT
I got pepperoni, eggplant, and tomatoes. It was delicious, but I couldn't imagine eating one every day. That thing was a beast! The ones at Paisano's must have been much smaller. that sounds like a champ!
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 10, 2017 19:58:02 GMT
I'm planning on a 16" Big Boy calzone for my Passover break-fast. I jumped the gun and ordered one Saturday night. I figured at $13.99 a 16" calzone was a bargain compared to a 10" at $10.99 since the pizza rounds they're made from are proportional to the square of the diameter, 256:100 in this case. I was disappointed because there was two and a half times as much bread, but the innards were far less proportional! They folded that big round into a smaller than expected calzone. I did not enjoy all the extra bread and will go back to the 10"!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 10, 2017 21:21:54 GMT
I'm planning on a 16" Big Boy calzone for my Passover break-fast. I jumped the gun and ordered one Saturday night. I figured at $13.99 a 16" calzone was a bargain compared to a 10" at $10.99 since the pizza rounds they're made from are proportional to the square of the diameter, 256:100 in this case. I was disappointed because there was two and a half times as much bread, but the innards were far less proportional! They folded that big round into a smaller than expected calzone. I did not enjoy all the extra bread and will go back to the 10"!
You're going a little hog wild on these calzones, Newman. Maybe you should think about a salad. It can be a big salad if you'd like.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2017 22:06:33 GMT
Newman wouldn't eat salad if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 10, 2017 22:30:52 GMT
I jumped the gun and ordered one Saturday night. I figured at $13.99 a 16" calzone was a bargain compared to a 10" at $10.99 since the pizza rounds they're made from are proportional to the square of the diameter, 256:100 in this case. I was disappointed because there was two and a half times as much bread, but the innards were far less proportional! They folded that big round into a smaller than expected calzone. I did not enjoy all the extra bread and will go back to the 10"!
You're going a little hog wild on these calzones, Newman. Maybe you should think about a salad. It can be a big salad if you'd like. I had a small salad with the 10", but since I had a big salad for lunch that day, the 16" was ordered by itself. In each case, I finished half the calzone at the restaurant.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 10, 2017 22:33:22 GMT
📬🚑📭 wouldn't eat salad if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce. 📬🚑📭 eats salads with broccoli now. He's reformed and no longer requires a cannoli!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 19, 2017 16:02:08 GMT
You know, you put some of that fancy mustard on a 21-year old calzone and it still tastes pretty good. I was going to buy some, but every jar had some grey poop on it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 19, 2017 16:49:36 GMT
You know, you put some of that fancy mustard on a 21-year old calzone and it still tastes pretty good. I was going to buy some, but every jar had some grey poop on it. I was just marking my territory. I hate when you use my stuff without asking.
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