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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2017 16:50:42 GMT
I just had a tuna sandwich. I'm aware of the nets and all that, but I still went with the tuna. Perhaps another day for the calzone.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2017 19:18:13 GMT
I just had a tuna sandwich. I'm aware of the nets and all that, but I still went with the tuna. Perhaps another day for the calzone. A dolphin-meat calzone, right?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2017 19:53:43 GMT
No. Tomorrow I'm having chicken salad. With potato salad. And a cup of tea. And I had damn well better meet a very horny Dee Dee Pfeiffer.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2017 20:59:48 GMT
Good for the potato.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2017 23:56:12 GMT
No. Tomorrow I'm having chicken salad. With potato salad. And a cup of tea. And I had damn well better meet a very horny Dee Dee Pfeiffer. You had to have the BIG chicken salad, made from a big chicken. (It lays eggs the size of volleyballs.)
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 21, 2017 2:05:09 GMT
You had to have the BIG chicken salad, made from a big chicken. (It lays eggs the size of volleyballs.) This is the same video, but with dialog from an enthusiastic Nigerian.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2017 11:56:07 GMT
You had to have the BIG chicken salad, made from a big chicken. (It lays eggs the size of volleyballs.) This is the same video, but with dialog from an enthusiastic Nigerian. Jean-Paul Jean-Paul adds, "That son-of-a-bitch is huge! Chicken o' de year, mon."
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2017 12:09:51 GMT
Hey! That's no chicken! It's Little Yerry Seinfeld!
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Post by Lomez on Mar 21, 2017 12:31:30 GMT
He's 64 - 0!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2017 16:00:00 GMT
Hey! That's no chicken! It's Little Yerry Seinfeld! More like the rooster who cleaned Little Yerry's clock. Just look at him flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff. Is that Mothra?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2017 16:17:28 GMT
That gamecock is quite cocksure.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2017 19:59:43 GMT
That gamecock is quite cocksure. You like saying "cock," don't you? Don't get cocky, kid. (Trivia question: Where is that from?)
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 21, 2017 20:04:45 GMT
That game cock is quite cocksure. You like saying " cock," don't you? Don't get cocky, kid. (Trivia question: Where is that from?) Any cock'll do!
I can't get cock in my calzone, but they'll add chicken for two bucks!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2017 21:14:29 GMT
That gamecock is quite cocksure. You like saying "cock," don't you? Don't get cocky, kid. (Trivia question: Where is that from?) I'm guessing the quote is from either Star Wars or Deep Throat.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2017 21:15:56 GMT
You like saying " cock," don't you? Don't get cocky, kid. (Trivia question: Where is that from?) Any cock'll do!
I can't get cock in my calzone, but they'll add chicken for two bucks!
"Excuse me....waitress? There seems to be cock in my calzone". That's gold!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2017 21:53:57 GMT
You like saying "cock," don't you? Don't get cocky, kid. (Trivia question: Where is that from?) I'm guessing the quote is from either Star Wars or Deep Throat. The lip reader would say "Bingo!"
For the record, my quote is slightly off the actual line. So sue me.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2017 21:59:40 GMT
Any cock'll do!
I can't get cock in my calzone, but they'll add chicken for two bucks!
"Excuse me....waitress? There seems to be cock in my calzone". That's gold! "You sold us a cock with a calzone around it." ...
"What if it was your cock?"
"What is wrong with my cock? Nobody takes better care of their cock than me. You can serve dinner on my balls."
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2017 22:04:04 GMT
I'll just have the salad. Hold the cock.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2017 22:16:58 GMT
I'll just have the salad. Hold the cock. I'm holding. Now what?
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 21, 2017 22:19:19 GMT
I'll just have the salad. Hold the cock. I'm holding. Now what? Are you still master of your domain?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2017 22:21:49 GMT
Are you still master of your domain?
Not just master. Maestro.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2017 22:24:41 GMT
So what's the difference? If you're Maestro, you hold the cock in one hand and the little baton in the other? And then what?
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 21, 2017 22:32:29 GMT
So what's the difference? If you're Maestro, you hold the cock in one hand and the little baton in the other? And then what? When π¬ππ reaches 500 posts, he may go back to Newman. For now he wants to shed that Latex Salesman image.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 22, 2017 0:29:04 GMT
So what's the difference? If you're Maestro, you hold the cock in one hand and the little baton in the other? And then what? The cock is a little baton.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 22, 2017 7:50:34 GMT
So what's the difference? If you're Maestro, you hold the cock in one hand and the little baton in the other? And then what? The cock is a little baton. I'm sorry to hear that.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 24, 2017 0:30:25 GMT
calzones are on the way!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 10:23:04 GMT
Wow. I've never had a calzone. I guess you could say I'm a calzone virgin. ![(zzz)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/asleep.png) I will have a mutton calzone with a side order of potato salad. And a cup of tea.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 12:30:45 GMT
Wow. I've never had a calzone. I guess you could say I'm a calzone virgin. ![(zzz)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/asleep.png) I will have a mutton calzone with a side order of potato salad. And a cup of tea. If you have a mutton calzone, shouldn't you wash that down with strong cider? Tea just won't cut it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 13:30:42 GMT
Wow. I've never had a calzone. I guess you could say I'm a calzone virgin. ![(zzz)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/asleep.png) I will have a mutton calzone with a side order of potato salad. And a cup of tea. If you have a mutton calzone, shouldn't you wash that down with strong cider? Tea just won't cut it. Would the farmer's daughter be dessert?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 15:06:00 GMT
If you have a mutton calzone, shouldn't you wash that down with strong cider? Tea just won't cut it. Would the farmer's daughter be dessert? You just answered your own question. BTW, I got to tell you. I never do this, but the mutton, it's just, it's a little stringy. You have any ostrich calzones?
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