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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 8, 2020 19:32:04 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 8, 2020 20:25:39 GMT
Could anything sound any more drab than a place called "Ed Smith Stadium"?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 14, 2020 17:48:51 GMT
Could anything sound any more drab than a place called "Ed Smith Stadium"? I got my tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 14, 2020 18:20:09 GMT
Could anything sound any more drab than a place called "Ed Smith Stadium"? I got my tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're going to a pre-season Orioles game? A game featuring Orioles who won't even make the team? That's dedication. Or something. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 14, 2020 21:26:29 GMT
I got my tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're going to a pre-season Orioles game? A game featuring Orioles who won't even make the team? That's dedication. Or something. That describes nuts to a tee. Which means there's probably golf there. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 14, 2020 21:54:30 GMT
You're going to a pre-season Orioles game? A game featuring Orioles who won't even make the team? That's dedication. Or something. That describes nuts to a tee. Which means there's probably golf there. Boog Powell will probably be on the links. pizzabagel: Boog Powell plays golf? No. He'll be hovered over a big plate of sausages. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 15, 2020 16:05:03 GMT
You're going to a pre-season Orioles game? A game featuring Orioles who won't even make the team? That's dedication. Or something. That describes nuts to a tee. Which means there's probably golf there. they wrote a great article about me: sports.theonion.com/orioles-creeped-out-by-fan-who-followed-them-to-spring-1833065240 SARASOTA, FL—Nervously watching as the suspicious man cheered on the team, the Baltimore Orioles told reporters Tuesday that they were creeped out by a fan who actually followed the ballclub to spring training. “This weirdo in an Orioles jacket has been hanging out around the facilities all week. Did this guy seriously bother to follow us all the way down here?” said first baseman Chris Davis, who claimed the whole team has been unnerved by the idea that some disturbed loner spent hundreds of dollars on travel and accommodations just to watch them play a few meaningless pre-season games. “He’s been here every day just sitting up in the stands. He even brought binoculars so he can watch the players warming up and doing drills on the other side of the field. What kind of creep does that? I hope he didn’t come all the way from Baltimore—this wouldn’t even be worth it if he lived in Florida.” At press time, the Orioles had requested security to remove the fan after he asked if there was any Orioles merchandise available for purchase. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 15, 2020 17:11:34 GMT
That describes nuts to a tee. Which means there's probably golf there. they wrote a great article about me: sports.theonion.com/orioles-creeped-out-by-fan-who-followed-them-to-spring-1833065240SARASOTA, FL—Nervously watching as the suspicious man cheered on the team, the Baltimore Orioles told reporters Tuesday that they were creeped out by a fan who actually followed the ballclub to spring training. “This weirdo in an Orioles jacket has been hanging out around the facilities all week. Did this guy seriously bother to follow us all the way down here?” said first baseman Chris Davis, who claimed the whole team has been unnerved by the idea that some disturbed loner spent hundreds of dollars on travel and accommodations just to watch them play a few meaningless pre-season games. “He’s been here every day just sitting up in the stands. He even brought binoculars so he can watch the players warming up and doing drills on the other side of the field. What kind of creep does that? I hope he didn’t come all the way from Baltimore—this wouldn’t even be worth it if he lived in Florida.” At press time, the Orioles had requested security to remove the fan after he asked if there was any Orioles merchandise available for purchase. Is that you, nuts? You have lost a lot of hair. nuts: I am aware! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 15, 2020 17:30:58 GMT
That describes nuts to a tee. Which means there's probably golf there. they wrote a great article about me: sports.theonion.com/orioles-creeped-out-by-fan-who-followed-them-to-spring-1833065240SARASOTA, FL—Nervously watching as the suspicious man cheered on the team, the Baltimore Orioles told reporters Tuesday that they were creeped out by a fan who actually followed the ballclub to spring training. “This weirdo in an Orioles jacket has been hanging out around the facilities all week. Did this guy seriously bother to follow us all the way down here?” said first baseman Chris Davis, who claimed the whole team has been unnerved by the idea that some disturbed loner spent hundreds of dollars on travel and accommodations just to watch them play a few meaningless pre-season games. “He’s been here every day just sitting up in the stands. He even brought binoculars so he can watch the players warming up and doing drills on the other side of the field. What kind of creep does that? I hope he didn’t come all the way from Baltimore—this wouldn’t even be worth it if he lived in Florida.” At press time, the Orioles had requested security to remove the fan after he asked if there was any Orioles merchandise available for purchase. Creepy Fan also followed them into the shower. "Yeah, Davis. I'm watching you but this guy Means is really showing me something!" |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 15, 2020 17:44:47 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 15, 2020 17:49:40 GMT
rhs6358 pizzabagel they wrote a great article about me: sports.theonion.com/orioles-creeped-out-by-fan-who-followed-them-to-spring-1833065240SARASOTA, FL—Nervously watching as the suspicious man cheered on the team, the Baltimore Orioles told reporters Tuesday that they were creeped out by a fan who actually followed the ballclub to spring training. “This weirdo in an Orioles jacket has been hanging out around the facilities all week. Did this guy seriously bother to follow us all the way down here?” said first baseman Chris Davis, who claimed the whole team has been unnerved by the idea that some disturbed loner spent hundreds of dollars on travel and accommodations just to watch them play a few meaningless pre-season games. “He’s been here every day just sitting up in the stands. He even brought binoculars so he can watch the players warming up and doing drills on the other side of the field. What kind of creep does that? I hope he didn’t come all the way from Baltimore—this wouldn’t even be worth it if he lived in Florida.” At press time, the Orioles had requested security to remove the fan after he asked if there was any Orioles merchandise available for purchase. Creepy Fan also followed them into the shower. "Yeah, Davis. I'm watching you but this guy Means is really showing me something!" nuts, still wound up from Festivus, shouting from the stands: I got a lot of problems with you Orioles! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Angelos! My experience tells me your team stinks! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 15, 2020 19:47:12 GMT
Creepy Fan also followed them into the shower. "Yeah, Davis. I'm watching you but this guy Means is really showing me something!" nuts, still wound up from Festivus, shouting from the stands: I got a lot of problems with you Orioles! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Angelos! My experience tells me your team stinks!  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 15, 2020 19:55:25 GMT
Who are you? Rollin Hand from Mission: Impossible? How do you do all those different faces? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 15, 2020 21:52:24 GMT
nuts, still wound up from Festivus, shouting from the stands: I got a lot of problems with you Orioles! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Angelos! My experience tells me your team stinks! Is he giving a raspberry? That's directed at me, isn't it?! |
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