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Post by snelling on May 13, 2017 22:13:04 GMT
"You know the best thing I did for myself during the past five years? I told sports to go take a flying fuck. I was fed up with the way I related to professional sports, so I reordered the relationship on my own terms. I became a little more selective.
I couldn’t believe how much time I had wasted watching any old piece of shit ballgame that happened to show up on TV. I must have thought there was some inborn male obligation to tune in and root every time a bunch of sweaty assholes got together to mix it up in a stadium somewhere.
I also realized I was wasting perfectly good emotional energy by sticking with my teams when they were doing poorly. My rooting life was scarcely better than those Cubs fans who think it’s a sign of character to feel shitty all the time. It’s absurd.
I decided it’s not necessary to suffer and feel crappy just because my teams suck. What I do now is cut ‘em loose for awhile. I simply let them go about losing, as I go about living my life. Then, when they’ve improved, and are doing well once again, I get back on board and enjoy their success."
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on May 14, 2017 13:29:04 GMT
Bandwagon guy.
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Post by snelling on May 14, 2017 15:06:42 GMT
Front-runner...
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Post by SirMoeHimself on May 15, 2017 23:07:07 GMT
Translation: I'm only gonna be a fan when they're winning.
Yeah he's just describing a typical bandwagon fan. Oh that George Carlin, I hate him, he's so smug!
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Post by AntonioDaniels on May 16, 2017 0:39:34 GMT
Georgie C was the best :^)
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on May 16, 2017 1:14:50 GMT
Georgie C was the best :^) Put down the wrench, Pop! |
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Post by Lomez on May 16, 2017 20:09:30 GMT
What's the deal with bandwagon fans?,...
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Post by pizzabagel on May 16, 2017 20:20:03 GMT
What's the deal with bandwagon fans?,... Is it "on the bandwagon" or "off the bandwagon"? |
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Post by Lomez on May 16, 2017 21:28:13 GMT
"There's no wagon,...nobody's playing instruments.."
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Post by rhs6358 on May 16, 2017 21:28:38 GMT
What's the deal with bandwagon fans?,... Is it "on the bandwagon" or "off the bandwagon"? What the hell is a bandwagon anyways? Do bands actually perform on wagons? Is this an Old West thing? Maybe Jesse James had a band and they performed on wagons, roaming from town to town. |
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on May 18, 2017 4:56:51 GMT
Is it "on the bandwagon" or "off the bandwagon"? What the hell is a bandwagon anyways? Do bands actually perform on wagons? Is this an Old West thing? Maybe Jesse James had a band and they performed on wagons, roaming from town to town. Like the Muppet Musicians of Bremen? |
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Post by snelling on May 20, 2017 17:29:41 GMT
I read his biography. He had quite the life. Military, TV and then stand-up. And he was an addict who somehow made it work.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on May 20, 2017 18:09:08 GMT
Is it "on the bandwagon" or "off the bandwagon"? What the hell is a bandwagon anyways? Do bands actually perform on wagons? Is this an Old West thing? Maybe Jesse James had a band and they performed on wagons, roaming from town to town. |
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Post by snelling on May 22, 2017 23:02:27 GMT
Sounds like a hayride but without the hay.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on May 23, 2017 1:25:00 GMT
The air's clean, the water's clean. Even the dirt, it's clean! Bowling averages are way up. Mini golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jun 14, 2017 4:44:49 GMT
"We won! We won! No they won, you watched".
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Jun 20, 2017 1:20:26 GMT
"We won! We won! No they won, you watched". Different shirt!! BOO!! |
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Post by rudiger on Aug 20, 2017 21:13:14 GMT
Sure is a long way from Biff Burns Sportlight Spotlight: "And here's a partial score: Pittsburgh - 37!".
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 18, 2018 11:46:07 GMT
Why didn't they use "Faith" or "Father Figure" or something from his Wham! days as the theme song? I could never understand that. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 18, 2018 18:41:40 GMT
Why didn't they use "Faith" or "Father Figure" or something from his Wham! days as the theme song? I could never understand that. George Michael?  |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 18, 2018 21:53:50 GMT
Why didn't they use "Faith" or "Father Figure" or something from his Wham! days as the theme song? I could never understand that. George Michael? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 28, 2019 11:48:25 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 3, 2020 2:16:07 GMT
"You know the best thing I did for myself during the past five years? I told sports to go take a flying fuck. I was fed up with the way I related to professional sports, so I reordered the relationship on my own terms. I became a little more selective. I couldn’t believe how much time I had wasted watching any old piece of shit ballgame that happened to show up on TV. I must have thought there was some inborn male obligation to tune in and root every time a bunch of sweaty assholes got together to mix it up in a stadium somewhere. I also realized I was wasting perfectly good emotional energy by sticking with my teams when they were doing poorly. My rooting life was scarcely better than those Cubs fans who think it’s a sign of character to feel shitty all the time. It’s absurd. I decided it’s not necessary to suffer and feel crappy just because my teams suck. What I do now is cut ‘em loose for awhile. I simply let them go about losing, as I go about living my life. Then, when they’ve improved, and are doing well once again, I get back on board and enjoy their success." |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 3, 2020 16:42:03 GMT
"You know the best thing I did for myself during the past five years? I told sports to go take a flying fuck. I was fed up with the way I related to professional sports, so I reordered the relationship on my own terms. I became a little more selective. I couldn’t believe how much time I had wasted watching any old piece of shit ballgame that happened to show up on TV. I must have thought there was some inborn male obligation to tune in and root every time a bunch of sweaty assholes got together to mix it up in a stadium somewhere. I also realized I was wasting perfectly good emotional energy by sticking with my teams when they were doing poorly. My rooting life was scarcely better than those Cubs fans who think it’s a sign of character to feel shitty all the time. It’s absurd. I decided it’s not necessary to suffer and feel crappy just because my teams suck. What I do now is cut ‘em loose for awhile. I simply let them go about losing, as I go about living my life. Then, when they’ve improved, and are doing well once again, I get back on board and enjoy their success." I had a cousin who was a nut about tennis and she tried to "teach" me the "sport". I was sort of the Adam Dunn of tennis. First few serves I swung at and missed by a mile. The final one I hit and we never found the ball. It was an upper-deck shot. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 3, 2020 16:54:22 GMT
I had a cousin who was a nut about tennis and she tried to "teach" me the "sport". I was sort of the Adam Dunn of tennis. First few serves I swung at and missed by a mile. The final one I hit and we never found the ball. It was an upper-deck shot. It's because you weren't using a $300 Bruline racquet. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 3, 2020 18:51:09 GMT
I had a cousin who was a nut about tennis and she tried to "teach" me the "sport". I was sort of the Adam Dunn of tennis. First few serves I swung at and missed by a mile. The final one I hit and we never found the ball. It was an upper-deck shot. It's because you weren't using a $300 Bruline racquet. To quote my dear granmama, "If I had $300, I'd get married". Which didn't sit too well with granpapa. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 3, 2020 19:05:44 GMT
It's because you weren't using a $300 Bruline racquet. To quote my dear granmama, "If I had $300, I'd get married". Which didn't sit too well with granpapa. Granmama? She's gonna need more than $300 as a dowry to attract a beau.  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 3, 2020 19:52:23 GMT
To quote my dear granmama, "If I had $300, I'd get married". Which didn't sit too well with granpapa. Granmama? She's gonna need more than $300 as a dowry to attract a beau. I heard she used Prell on that mop. The hard stuff. |
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Post by snelling on Jan 5, 2020 2:00:42 GMT
Her looks are comical to me.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 22, 2020 1:36:19 GMT
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