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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 28, 2019 19:58:58 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2019 20:04:16 GMT
The O's are really trying to scrounge up some cash, aren't they? It's Davis' contract, isn't it? They can't afford him.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2019 20:48:38 GMT
No, but I ordered the 2020 Penthouse Pet calendar. It should arrive any day now, according to my 2019 Penthouse Pet calendar.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 29, 2019 11:30:24 GMT
No, but I ordered the 2020 Penthouse Pet calendar. It should arrive any day now, according to my 2019 Penthouse Pet calendar. You thought the Penthouse Pet calendars had pictures of puppies and kittens, didn't you? pizzabagel: Uh...no. I knew what it was. Liar! You were going to hang it in your kitchen. How'd that work out? pizzabagel: I still hang it in my kitchen. No loss. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 30, 2019 1:52:57 GMT
The O's are really trying to scrounge up some cash, aren't they? It's Davis' contract, isn't it? They can't afford him. you like cats?  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 30, 2019 8:18:22 GMT
The O's are really trying to scrounge up some cash, aren't they? It's Davis' contract, isn't it? They can't afford him. you like cats? That's a cat? A cat in a hat? How clever. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 30, 2019 10:49:03 GMT
The O's are really trying to scrounge up some cash, aren't they? It's Davis' contract, isn't it? They can't afford him. you like cats? Elaine: So d'you think the helmet got shrunk down, or is it just a giant cat? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 30, 2019 15:12:23 GMT
you like cats? Elaine: So d'you think the helmet got shrunk down, or is it just a giant cat? rhs: That thing is a rat. pizzabagel: No. Ees hamster. No rat. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 29, 2020 13:08:49 GMT
you ready for 2021?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 29, 2020 15:02:58 GMT
You've already conceded 2020? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 29, 2020 15:26:33 GMT
You've already conceded 2020? The Orioles have conceded 2020-2027. |
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Post by retro68000 on Jul 1, 2020 9:36:24 GMT
My tiger poster!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 1, 2020 12:20:05 GMT
Why did you hang it in Mr. Ross's cabin then leave a lit cigar there? You should have known that it's combustible. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 1, 2020 13:33:23 GMT
This Oriole pet calendar. It's a delicious calendar of puns, right? Mike Moose-ina, Terry Crow-ley, etc.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 16, 2020 8:49:34 GMT
opening day is almost here!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 16, 2020 9:29:19 GMT
opening day is almost here!!!!!!!!!! I don't care anymore. I lost interest. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 16, 2020 10:13:12 GMT
opening day is almost here!!!!!!!!!! I can almost taste it. Ptooey! |
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Post by rudiger on Jul 16, 2020 11:59:41 GMT
you like cats? Elaine: So d'you think the helmet got shrunk down, or is it just a giant cat? That cat has to wear the helmet to keep the birds from flying into its giant cat-head. They can't avoid it. Rather ironic since the helmet already has the picture of a bird on it. Although that could make it worse since the other orioles might try to mate with it... 1st Oriole: Hey, will you look at that! There's a good-looking oriole sitting on top of that cat's giant head! 2nd Oriole: I'm gonna try and have sex with it! (thump) 1st Oriole: Oh, that's gotta hurt... |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 16, 2020 12:33:35 GMT
Elaine: So d'you think the helmet got shrunk down, or is it just a giant cat? That cat has to wear the helmet to keep the birds from flying into its giant cat-head. They can't avoid it. Rather ironic since the helmet already has the picture of a bird on it. Although that could make it worse since the other orioles might try to mate with it... 1st Oriole: Hey, will you look at that! There's a good-looking oriole sitting on top of that cat's giant head! 2nd Oriole: I'm gonna try and have sex with it! (thump) 1st Oriole: Oh, that's gotta hurt... 2nd Oriole drops to the ground, where the cat swoops down and gobbles it up. Red Barber: He's sitting in the catbird seat with that helmet. |
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Post by rudiger on Jul 16, 2020 13:54:13 GMT
That cat has to wear the helmet to keep the birds from flying into its giant cat-head. They can't avoid it. Rather ironic since the helmet already has the picture of a bird on it. Although that could make it worse since the other orioles might try to mate with it... 1st Oriole: Hey, will you look at that! There's a good-looking oriole sitting on top of that cat's giant head! 2nd Oriole: I'm gonna try and have sex with it! (thump) 1st Oriole: Oh, that's gotta hurt... 2nd Oriole drops to the ground, where the cat swoops down and gobbles it up. Red Barber: He's sitting in the catbird seat with that helmet. Big-head Cat: You know, Red, this Orioles baseball cap has been the best thing that's ever happened to me. I may look like an idiot, and I have a lot of headaches, but I also get to eat a lot of birds. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 16, 2020 15:28:50 GMT
2nd Oriole drops to the ground, where the cat swoops down and gobbles it up. Red Barber: He's sitting in the catbird seat with that helmet. Big-head Cat: You know, Red, this Orioles baseball cap has been the best thing that's ever happened to me. I may look like an idiot, and I have a lot of headaches, but I also get to eat a lot of birds. Mel Allen: How about that! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 13, 2020 9:19:26 GMT
o's magic!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 13, 2020 10:31:18 GMT
Good. See if they'll disappear. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 13, 2020 10:46:59 GMT
Good. See if they'll disappear. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 13, 2020 12:00:20 GMT
Good. See if they'll disappear. She has a beautiful head of hair. |
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Post by snelling on Aug 19, 2020 22:12:48 GMT
Too much horseradish and black pepper.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 10, 2020 16:11:03 GMT
Too much horseradish and black pepper. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 10, 2020 17:27:24 GMT
Too much horseradish and black pepper. And he has one of those John Houseman names. Ryan Mountcastle. (in Houseman voice): Batting 5th and playing left field, Mr. Ryan Mountcastle. |
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