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Post by Lomez on May 6, 2017 14:39:04 GMT
So I'm lining up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!
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Post by samcollins99 on May 6, 2017 14:47:10 GMT
Lomez, my friend, that is one ripping good yarn.
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Post by snelling on May 6, 2017 15:01:39 GMT
That's like half a pound of turkey!
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Post by Lomez on May 6, 2017 15:53:25 GMT
I have others, what do you need?, romance, comedy, adventure?,....erotica?
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Post by samcollins99 on May 6, 2017 16:38:59 GMT
I have others, what do you need?, romance, comedy, adventure?,....erotica? Gimme eight bucks worth of erotica.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 6, 2017 16:49:18 GMT
I need stories like these. Name your price, man!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 6, 2017 17:01:20 GMT
I need stories like these. Name your price, man! Need 'em for what? Are you writing a sitcom? How can you write that crap? Hey, guys! Get this! rhs is writing a sitcom! {raspberry}
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Post by rhs6358 on May 6, 2017 17:08:04 GMT
I need stories like these. Name your price, man! Need 'em for what? Are you writing a sitcom? How can you write that crap? Hey, guys! Get this! rhs is writing a sitcom! {raspberry} Hey! What are you doing with that? That's my Mr. Belvedere script! The one where Belvedere is caught treating his body as if it's an amusement park. Put that down!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 6, 2017 17:24:19 GMT
Need 'em for what? Are you writing a sitcom? How can you write that crap? Hey, guys! Get this! rhs is writing a sitcom! {raspberry} Hey! What are you doing with that? That's my Mr. Belvedere script! The one where Belvedere is caught treating his body as if it's an amusement park. Put that down! So he's doing a Tilt-a-Whirl on himself? That's perverse!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 6, 2017 17:27:58 GMT
Hey! What are you doing with that? That's my Mr. Belvedere script! The one where Belvedere is caught treating his body as if it's an amusement park. Put that down! So he's doing a Tilt-a-Whirl on himself? That's perverse! I'm stuck on who walks in on him. Should it be Marsha? George? Maybe Heather's friend, Angela? "Hi, Mr. Bellbottom....ohh.....Oh My God!!" [runs away, screaming]
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Post by pizzabagel on May 6, 2017 17:34:03 GMT
So he's doing a Tilt-a-Whirl on himself? That's perverse! I'm stuck on who walks in on him. Should it be Marsha? George? Maybe Heather's friend, Angela? "Hi, Mr. Bellbottom....ohh.....Oh My God!!" [runs away, screaming] You, my friend, just answered your own question. Or, as the BL said, "Bingo!"
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on May 6, 2017 20:14:13 GMT
So he's doing a Tilt-a-Whirl on himself? That's perverse! I'm stuck on who walks in on him. Should it be Marsha? George? Maybe Heather's friend, Angela? "Hi, Mr. Bellbottom....ohh.....Oh My God!!" [runs away, screaming] It should be Wesley. It could be one of those "very special episodes".
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 27, 2017 23:33:10 GMT
So I'm lining up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath! Montclair Needs Cold Cuts themontclarion.org/montclair-needs-cold-cuts/
While college may be the ideal fruition to any young adult’s educational career, there are always parts of college that cause people to second-guess their choices. All joking aside, college is a great experience. However, there are luxuries that some students often take for granted, like having certain food and drink available to you at all times because the store was only down the street. While you have many opportunities and locations that give you availability to certain food and drink, it is not like home.
I do appreciate the necessities they have at campus here for us. Still, a lot of the time I would like to grab a case of water or two liters of soda because there are those nights that I spend in my dorm studying and need some energy that a singular energy drink or cup of coffee cannot achieve. I do not believe that Montclair’s grocery choices are extensive enough for the people that need it the most.
I think that to have a more enjoyable consumer related experience here at college, there should be some changes in the places that sell food. The stores that we have here should carry cold cuts, two varieties of bread instead of one and a wider array of condiments for sandwiches.
Yes, there are places that can make sandwiches of your choice here, but sometimes I know I do not want to pay eight dollars for a sandwich that I could easily make myself ten times around for half the price, that is if they decide to give us cold cuts.
Touching on my point from before, there should also be cases of water and big bottles of soda instead of bottles for these inconvenient $3.35 prices. That way we can be cost-efficient by buying what we need in bulk as opposed to purchasing overpriced single items. These are not just rants, this is a suggestion from someone who loves to save money, and the best way to save money is to buy in bulk at a reasonable price. These are changes that Montclair needs to comply to so that our dorming experience is just a little bit better.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 28, 2017 9:51:09 GMT
So I'm lining up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath! Montclair Needs Cold Cuts themontclarion.org/montclair-needs-cold-cuts/
While college may be the ideal fruition to any young adult’s educational career, there are always parts of college that cause people to second-guess their choices. All joking aside, college is a great experience. However, there are luxuries that some students often take for granted, like having certain food and drink available to you at all times because the store was only down the street. While you have many opportunities and locations that give you availability to certain food and drink, it is not like home.
I do appreciate the necessities they have at campus here for us. Still, a lot of the time I would like to grab a case of water or two liters of soda because there are those nights that I spend in my dorm studying and need some energy that a singular energy drink or cup of coffee cannot achieve. I do not believe that Montclair’s grocery choices are extensive enough for the people that need it the most.
I think that to have a more enjoyable consumer related experience here at college, there should be some changes in the places that sell food. The stores that we have here should carry cold cuts, two varieties of bread instead of one and a wider array of condiments for sandwiches.
Yes, there are places that can make sandwiches of your choice here, but sometimes I know I do not want to pay eight dollars for a sandwich that I could easily make myself ten times around for half the price, that is if they decide to give us cold cuts.
Touching on my point from before, there should also be cases of water and big bottles of soda instead of bottles for these inconvenient $3.35 prices. That way we can be cost-efficient by buying what we need in bulk as opposed to purchasing overpriced single items. These are not just rants, this is a suggestion from someone who loves to save money, and the best way to save money is to buy in bulk at a reasonable price. These are changes that Montclair needs to comply to so that our dorming experience is just a little bit better.
Eight dollars?! Eight dollars?! I wasted eight dollars for a salami sammich?!
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Post by rudiger on Sept 29, 2017 2:51:49 GMT
I have others, what do you need?, romance, comedy, adventure?,....erotica? Gimme eight bucks worth of erotica. Do you take loose pennies? Don't try to screw me, I'm going to count them out very carefully. And if you interrupt or get me confused, I'm starting over, too.
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Post by WayneRW on Sept 29, 2017 12:53:28 GMT
Gimme eight bucks worth of erotica. Do you take loose pennies? Don't try to screw me, I'm going to count them out very carefully. And if you interrupt or get me confused, I'm starting over, too. Count them all out? Whaddaya gonna do? Quit your job?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 29, 2017 15:28:28 GMT
Montclair Needs Cold Cuts themontclarion.org/montclair-needs-cold-cuts/
While college may be the ideal fruition to any young adult’s educational career, there are always parts of college that cause people to second-guess their choices. All joking aside, college is a great experience. However, there are luxuries that some students often take for granted, like having certain food and drink available to you at all times because the store was only down the street. While you have many opportunities and locations that give you availability to certain food and drink, it is not like home.
I do appreciate the necessities they have at campus here for us. Still, a lot of the time I would like to grab a case of water or two liters of soda because there are those nights that I spend in my dorm studying and need some energy that a singular energy drink or cup of coffee cannot achieve. I do not believe that Montclair’s grocery choices are extensive enough for the people that need it the most.
I think that to have a more enjoyable consumer related experience here at college, there should be some changes in the places that sell food. The stores that we have here should carry cold cuts, two varieties of bread instead of one and a wider array of condiments for sandwiches.
Yes, there are places that can make sandwiches of your choice here, but sometimes I know I do not want to pay eight dollars for a sandwich that I could easily make myself ten times around for half the price, that is if they decide to give us cold cuts.
Touching on my point from before, there should also be cases of water and big bottles of soda instead of bottles for these inconvenient $3.35 prices. That way we can be cost-efficient by buying what we need in bulk as opposed to purchasing overpriced single items. These are not just rants, this is a suggestion from someone who loves to save money, and the best way to save money is to buy in bulk at a reasonable price. These are changes that Montclair needs to comply to so that our dorming experience is just a little bit better.
Eight dollars?! Eight dollars?! I wasted eight dollars for a salami sammich?! better include tax too!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 29, 2017 15:57:59 GMT
Eight dollars?! Eight dollars?! I wasted eight dollars for a salami sammich?! better include tax too! You want tax? $3! No sammich for you!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 29, 2017 18:42:52 GMT
You want tax? $3! No sammich for you! I'm not paying tax on a sammich! I get the early bird special sammich. Lettuce on white bread. Two bucks. Very tasty.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 29, 2017 19:42:18 GMT
You want tax? $3! No sammich for you! I'm not paying tax on a sammich! I get the early bird special sammich. Lettuce on white bread. Two bucks. Very tasty. I've got news for you, buddy. The sammich is 25 cents. There's a $1.75 tax buried in the price. How does it taste now?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 29, 2017 19:50:50 GMT
I'm not paying tax on a sammich! I get the early bird special sammich. Lettuce on white bread. Two bucks. Very tasty. I've got news for you, buddy. The sammich is 25 cents. There's a $1.75 tax buried in the price. How does it taste now? It tastes like I've been ripped off. You'll be talking to Jackie Chiles.
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