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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 7, 2019 19:46:12 GMT
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Aug 7, 2019 20:37:21 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 8, 2019 21:57:34 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 8, 2019 22:17:59 GMT
Judge Reinhold: But, I don't want to be a pirate! I want to be a close-talker!
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Post by snelling on Aug 8, 2019 22:45:04 GMT
Ray Walston: My name is Job. Hand Job. Meet my mute brother, Odd.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 9, 2019 0:25:36 GMT
Ray Walston: My name is Job. Hand Job. Meet my mute brother, Odd. I want a rat-hat that can be thrown like Odd Job's hat.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 9, 2019 0:38:05 GMT
Ray Walston: My name is Job. Hand Job. Meet my mute brother, Odd.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 9, 2019 1:13:22 GMT
Ray Walston: My name is Job. Hand Job. Meet my mute brother, Odd. I want him on my Frolf team.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 9, 2019 1:19:21 GMT
I want him on my Frolf team. Considering he'd be decapitating everyone on the opposing team, seems like your team would win a lot of games, maybe even go undefeated.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 9, 2019 1:25:05 GMT
I want him on my Frolf team. Frolf?
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 9, 2019 1:39:04 GMT
I want him on my Frolf team. Frolf? Frisbee golf. What's your handicap?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Aug 9, 2019 5:47:07 GMT
Frisbee golf. What's your handicap? How about horseshoe golf? There’s something about the clip clop clip clop. I’m nuts for it.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 9, 2024 21:06:36 GMT
Frisbee golf. What's your handicap? I thought it was frog golf. You ever smack a frog with a 9-iron? pizzabagel: No. But I made potatoes with a mashie. Yummers!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 9, 2024 21:44:24 GMT
Frisbee golf. What's your handicap? I thought it was frog golf. You ever smack a frog with a 9-iron? pizzabagel: No. But I made potatoes with a mashie. Yummers! There's frog baseball.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 9, 2024 21:48:44 GMT
Why not? if I get free pizza. Even though the toppings look a little bare.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 9, 2024 23:29:22 GMT
Why not? if I get free pizza. Even though the toppings look a little bare.
Oh, you wouldn't have wanted Ray Walston eating pizza with spicy toppings on it.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 10, 2024 0:39:30 GMT
Why not? if I get free pizza. Even though the toppings look a little bare.
Oh, you wouldn't have wanted Ray Walston eating pizza with spicy toppings on it.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 10, 2024 0:40:00 GMT
A man without hand is not a man.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 10, 2024 0:54:49 GMT
A man without hand is not a man. Nor is a man without winkie.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 10, 2024 5:02:18 GMT
Why not? if I get free pizza. Even though the toppings look a little bare.
A calzone!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 10, 2024 11:08:09 GMT
Oh, you wouldn't have wanted Ray Walston eating pizza with spicy toppings on it. Is that what happened when he saw his neighbor, Mrs. Brown, naked?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 10, 2024 11:08:28 GMT
A man without hand is not a man. Nor can he applaud.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 10, 2024 12:22:44 GMT
A man without hand is not a man. Nor can he applaud. The sound of no hands clapping. Just crickets.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 11, 2024 16:22:25 GMT
Why not? if I get free pizza. Even though the toppings look a little bare.
A calzone! Are you saying you'd have a calzone delivered to you in class if you had Mr. Hand as a teacher?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 11, 2024 18:07:35 GMT
Are you saying you'd have a calzone delivered to you in class if you had Mr. Hand as a teacher? Would have been better if they had all the kids grabbing the slices of pizza, then cut to a shot of Bill Bixby eating one of the slices.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 11, 2024 19:00:52 GMT
Are you saying you'd have a calzone delivered to you in class if you had Mr. Hand as a teacher? Would have been better if they had all the kids grabbing the slices of pizza, then cut to a shot of Bill Bixby eating one of the slices. *Nuts raises his hand
Mr Hand: Yes Nuts?
Nuts: Mr Hand, where should I heat me danish?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 12, 2024 11:11:02 GMT
Would have been better if they had all the kids grabbing the slices of pizza, then cut to a shot of Bill Bixby eating one of the slices. *Nuts raises his hand
Mr Hand: Yes Nuts?
Nuts: Mr Hand, where should I heat me danish?
Mr. Hand: moon!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 12, 2024 19:46:33 GMT
*Nuts raises his hand
Mr Hand: Yes Nuts?
Nuts: Mr Hand, where should I heat me danish?
Mr. Hand: moon! How come they don't heat up danishes as experiments in science class? Or do they?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 12, 2024 20:17:28 GMT
How come they don't heat up danishes as experiments in science class? Or do they? Maybe we found out nuts' vocation? He could be a science teacher. He shows kids how to heat danishes and pass salt.
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