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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 24, 2017 6:45:34 GMT
Where are the NFL fans?? Draft is this week, should be an interesting one. I'm hoping my Cowboys stock up on some defense, preferably some pass rushers or a decent cornerback, hell our entire secondary could use some better players. Also as a University of Houston alum I'm hoping our former quarterback turned wide receiver Greg Ward Jr ends up somewhere good. That dude did some amazing things for my Coogs and helped put us on the map. I'll be back here during the draft.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Apr 25, 2017 0:52:03 GMT
I'm still upset, that to start the month of November, the Bengals will play three straight road games.
As for the draft, I know the Bengals (9th overall) are in a better position to get what the "experts" project. Because last year, it was "wide receiver", "wide receiver". And all the "projected" wide receivers were picked in succession- three in a row- before the Bengals got their selection at the 24th pick.
Best player available, I say.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 25, 2017 10:23:56 GMT
I always wanted to be a GM of a football team, get the #1 pick in the draft and use it on a punter. Not just a punter, but a real good punter!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 25, 2017 12:15:53 GMT
I always wanted to be a GM of a football team, get the #1 pick in the draft and use it on a punter. Not just a punter, but a real good punter! A kick-ass kicker. Hell yeah!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 25, 2017 13:06:22 GMT
I always wanted to be a GM of a football team, get the #1 pick in the draft and use it on a punter. Not just a punter, but a real good punter! A kick-ass kicker. Hell yeah! As GM, I also promise cheaper beer and more cheerleaders.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 25, 2017 13:13:30 GMT
A kick-ass kicker. Hell yeah! As GM, I also promise cheaper beer and more cheerleaders. More cheerleaders? What, like one group to cheer on the offense, another for defense and a third for special teams? That deserves a round of cheap beer!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 28, 2017 0:10:52 GMT
And the draft commences, you bastards. The annual booing of the Commissioner, followed by the Browns ruining someone's career.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 28, 2017 2:09:05 GMT
I'm guessing the Browns and Bears GM's are getting advice from Stan the Caddy.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 28, 2017 4:20:56 GMT
We drafted a motherfucker named Taco Charlton outta Michigan, and he seems to be a beast pass rusher, which is what my Cowboys need. Led his team with 9.5 sacks, 6'6, 277 lbs. Welcome!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 28, 2017 10:50:46 GMT
We drafted a motherfucker named Taco Charlton outta Michigan, and he seems to be a beast pass rusher, which is what my Cowboys need. Led his team with 9.5 sacks, 6'6, 277 lbs. Welcome! Taco Charlton? What is that, a nickname like T-Bone?
This could be his credo: "It's all about the sacks! You can stuff your tacos in a sack!"
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 28, 2017 16:54:23 GMT
The REAL Taco!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 28, 2017 17:17:26 GMT
Puttin' on the Ritz? Here's another take on that song. It's not the classic one with Fred Astaire, nor the memorable one from "Young Frankenstein." It's a more contemporary version with music from -- drum roll, please -- Herb Alpert.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 28, 2017 17:42:27 GMT
Puttin' on the Ritz? Here's another take on that song. It's not the classic one with Fred Astaire, nor the memorable one from "Young Frankenstein." It's a more contemporary version with music from -- drum roll, please -- Herb Alpert.
I half-expected someone to pull out a Kit Kat Bar. Looks like a commercial.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 28, 2017 19:28:33 GMT
We drafted a motherfucker named Taco Charlton outta Michigan, and he seems to be a beast pass rusher, which is what my Cowboys need. Led his team with 9.5 sacks, 6'6, 277 lbs. Welcome! Taco Charlton? What is that, a nickname like T-Bone?
This could be his credo: "It's all about the sacks! You can stuff your tacos in a sack!"
What about G Bone, or Gaco???
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 28, 2017 19:39:09 GMT
Or how about this! pizzabagel and tacos in the same post! The pizzabageltaco! Pizzgelco. Or Zabaco. I'm a MAAAAAAAD scientist!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 28, 2017 20:35:22 GMT
Or how about this! pizzabagel and tacos in the same post! The pizzabageltaco! Pizzgelco. Or Zabaco. I'm a MAAAAAAAD scientist! Oh that sounds interesting, sir.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 28, 2017 21:28:52 GMT
Or how about this! pizzabagel and tacos in the same post! The pizzabageltaco! Pizzgelco. Or Zabaco. I'm a MAAAAAAAD scientist! Oh that sounds interesting, sir. If you're going to be a "taco", start puttin' on the ritz. Or at least get some of those mini-Ritzes.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 28, 2017 22:06:01 GMT
Oh that sounds interesting, sir. If you're going to be a "taco", start puttin' on the ritz. Or at least get some of those mini-Ritzes. I can't believe I do. I do have a box of Triscuits that's getting low. Just bits and shreds. Good enuf?
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Post by π¬ππ on Apr 29, 2017 0:32:26 GMT
... I do have a box of Triscuits that's getting low. Just bits and shreds. Good enuf? Good enough to sprinkle on salads. That's what I do with the last of the Triscuit box.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 29, 2017 6:21:22 GMT
Hahaha, alright you guys shut up, back to the draft. Very happy indeed! Cowboys select not one, but TWO cornerbacks for the secondary!! Chidobe Awuzie from Colorado And Jourdan Lewis from, again, Michigan. I wanted pass rushers and cornerbacks, and goddamned if we didn't get some pass rushers and cornerbacks! I'm busting, I'M BUSTING!! And the other best part of the night was Mr Clutch Drew Pearson roasting those ringless, Lombardiless, wingless sheagles fans. GOLD, DREW! GOLD!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 29, 2017 9:34:42 GMT
Hahaha, alright you guys shut up, back to the draft. Very happy indeed! Cowboys select not one, but TWO cornerbacks for the secondary!! Chidobe Awuzie from Colorado And Jourdan Lewis from, again, Michigan. I wanted pass rushers and cornerbacks, and goddamned if we didn't get some pass rushers and cornerbacks! I'm busting, I'M BUSTING!! And the other best part of the night was Mr Clutch Drew Pearson roasting those ringless, Lombardiless, wingless sheagles fans. GOLD, DREW! GOLD!!! That's a nice name. Chidobe Awuzie. Is that Dutch?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 29, 2017 23:45:18 GMT
Hahaha, alright you guys shut up, back to the draft. Very happy indeed! Cowboys select not one, but TWO cornerbacks for the secondary!! Chidobe Awuzie from Colorado And Jourdan Lewis from, again, Michigan. I wanted pass rushers and cornerbacks, and goddamned if we didn't get some pass rushers and cornerbacks! I'm busting, I'M BUSTING!! And the other best part of the night was Mr Clutch Drew Pearson roasting those ringless, Lombardiless, wingless sheagles fans. GOLD, DREW! GOLD!!! That's a nice name. Chidobe Awuzie. Is that Dutch? I suppose all Dutch names look alike to you, eh PB?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 29, 2017 23:52:25 GMT
That's a nice name. Chidobe Awuzie. Is that Dutch? I suppose all Dutch names look alike to you, eh PB? Yes. Yes they do. They all look a tad askew.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 24, 2024 21:21:02 GMT
I always wanted to be a GM of a football team, get the #1 pick in the draft and use it on a punter. Not just a punter, but a real good punter! A kick-ass kicker. Hell yeah! I'll be GM of the Patriots. My first duty will be to draft Biff Jones from the University of Phoenix. pizzabagel (whispering): Uh, that's an online school. Son of a bitch!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 24, 2024 21:40:11 GMT
A kick-ass kicker. Hell yeah! I'll be GM of the Patriots. My first duty will be to draft Biff Jones from the University of Phoenix. pizzabagel (whispering): Uh, that's an online school. Son of a bitch! So Biff wants to draft Biff.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 29, 2024 21:05:20 GMT
I'll be GM of the Patriots. My first duty will be to draft Biff Jones from the University of Phoenix. pizzabagel (whispering): Uh, that's an online school. Son of a bitch! So Biff wants to draft Biff. www.pro-football-reference.com/players/L/LeexBi20.htmpizzabagel: His middle name is 'Hilary'? Tee-Hee.
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