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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 27, 2019 12:51:52 GMT
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Post by jcssupertape on May 29, 2019 16:43:44 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on May 29, 2019 17:25:28 GMT
jcssupertape, listen to me. I have a very important job for you. I want you to come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the briskets don't dry out and leak.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 29, 2019 17:47:46 GMT
I already picked up my brisket for next year's Memorial Day. It's right on the counter next to my toaster so I'll remember.
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Post by jcssupertape on May 29, 2019 17:50:39 GMT
jcssupertape , listen to me. I have a very important job for you. I want you to come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the briskets don't dry out and leak. But who is getting your mail?
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Post by pizzabagel on May 29, 2019 21:01:46 GMT
jcssupertape , listen to me. I have a very important job for you. I want you to come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the briskets don't dry out and leak. But who is getting your mail? The same person who puts my pants on. Sid, the car-parking guy.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 27, 2024 10:55:31 GMT
Chicken nuggos and tendies.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 27, 2024 11:46:14 GMT
Chicken nuggos and tendies. Chicken nuggos and tendies? What are you? A baby? Do you sit in a high chair and drink from a sippy cup?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 27, 2024 12:02:57 GMT
Chicken nuggos and tendies. Chicken nuggos and tendies? What are you? A baby? Do you sit in a high chair and drink from a sippy cup? Just for that, when you come by you can't have any cranbo sauce or smushy potatoes.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 27, 2024 12:54:01 GMT
Chicken nuggos and tendies? What are you? A baby? Do you sit in a high chair and drink from a sippy cup? Just for that, when you come by you can't have any cranbo sauce or smushy potatoes. But you'll let me wear my little bib, right?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 27, 2024 13:11:43 GMT
Just for that, when you come by you can't have any cranbo sauce or smushy potatoes. But you'll let me wear my little bib, right? You dyed your hair. Trying to impress the cashier at the supermarket, eh? Cashier: You just don't do it for me. It's the dyed hair. pizzabagel: You're a cashier!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 28, 2024 12:34:33 GMT
Next Memorial Day, it'll be haddock fish sticks, mashed potatoes and maybe some cranbo sauce.
pizzabagel: You'll be dead by then.
Well, then (tears up menu), my life just became easier.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 28, 2024 20:53:55 GMT
Just for that, when you come by you can't have any cranbo sauce or smushy potatoes. But you'll let me wear my little bib, right? Ribs
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 28, 2024 21:18:04 GMT
But you'll let me wear my little bib, right? Ribs You know, Hack Wilson had 191 RIBS in 1930. Still a major league record.
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