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Post by samcollins99 on Apr 15, 2017 7:39:45 GMT
Till date, no call! I don't get women! I was smart, I was funny, I made great small talk with the waitress so she could see I could relate to the commoners. We discussed the history of toilet paper. I mentioned how much I like horse manure...
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 15, 2017 8:17:12 GMT
You should've talked about how you're very good at going in reverse.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 15, 2017 10:10:48 GMT
I was seeing a woman for awhile, but things just kind of cooled off. Now I'm just a fucking mental case wearing army fatigues.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 15, 2017 13:32:11 GMT
I was seeing a woman for awhile, but things just kind of cooled off. Now I'm just a fucking mental case wearing army fatigues. If things cooled off between you and that woman, I'd say you're a non-fucking mental case wearing army fatigues. Amiright?
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Post by Lomez on Apr 15, 2017 16:40:50 GMT
Maybe you should've shown off your skill at parallel parking
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2017 16:47:06 GMT
You mean you didn't do the leave behind? Amateur.
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Apr 15, 2017 16:53:24 GMT
Her boyfriend must be a real watch freak.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 16, 2017 1:04:50 GMT
Well, that's fabulous!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 16, 2017 12:32:22 GMT
Well I think it's the tops.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 29, 2024 15:50:45 GMT
Well I think it's the tops. You think Mel Torme used to say that on dates? Woman: I do everything. And I do mean 'everything'. Torme: Well I think that's the tops! Woman: Uh, yeah. I have to go powder my nose. I'll be back in 15 or 20 minutes.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 29, 2024 22:15:46 GMT
I went out with a girl one time. Everything seemed to be going ok.....yada yada yada......I found myself handcuffed to a bed in a hotel room as she absconded with my clothes.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 29, 2024 22:41:40 GMT
I went out with a girl one time. Everything seemed to be going ok.....yada yada yada......I found myself handcuffed to a bed in a hotel room as she absconded with my clothes. I hate being stripped and handcuffed in a hotel room. The woman always stares at my hot dog and beans, sings "Is That All There Is?", laughs and leaves.
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Post by popstractor on Apr 15, 2024 16:11:36 GMT
I went out with a girl one time. Everything seemed to be going ok.....yada yada yada......I found myself handcuffed to a bed in a hotel room as she absconded with my clothes. I hate being stripped and handcuffed in a hotel room. The woman always stares at my hot dog and beans, sings "Is That All There Is?", laughs and leaves. You think Peggy Lee had trouble getting a date after that song? I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard ready to get some action, she looks down at my wang and starts the intro to her signature song
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 15, 2024 16:12:50 GMT
I hate being stripped and handcuffed in a hotel room. The woman always stares at my hot dog and beans, sings "Is That All There Is?", laughs and leaves. You think Peggy Lee had trouble getting a date after that song? I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard ready to get some action, she looks down at my wang and starts the intro to her signature song "Wang". That's a funny word.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 16, 2024 6:41:02 GMT
You think Peggy Lee had trouble getting a date after that song? I wouldn't want to be the poor bastard ready to get some action, she looks down at my wang and starts the intro to her signature song "Wang". That's a funny word. Yes.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 16, 2024 10:36:00 GMT
"Wang". That's a funny word. Yes. Yes. Yes is also a funny word.
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