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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 14, 2017 23:48:39 GMT
What, like this?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 16, 2017 18:20:00 GMT
What, like this?
Why does the one on the left look like a high school yearbook shot?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 16, 2017 20:14:48 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 16, 2017 20:18:11 GMT
What, like this?
Why does the one on the left look like a high school yearbook shot? I think the second one is Elsa Lanchester in makeup for her iconic starring role.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2017 16:33:09 GMT
Thank you for your interest. Actually my favorite is Islamic women's snooker
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 17, 2017 17:28:13 GMT
That's right, go. Go home to your dumbbells. Do your sets and your reps on your pecs. I'm really impressed.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 17, 2017 19:46:48 GMT
That's right, go. Go home to your dumbbells. Do your sets and your reps on your pecs. I'm really impressed. I prefer to just sweat all over the equipment, then pee in the shower.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 17, 2017 20:27:46 GMT
That's right, go. Go home to your dumbbells. Do your sets and your reps on your pecs. I'm really impressed. I prefer to just sweat all over the equipment, then pee in the shower. Why don't you admit you're the guy who's sweating in the shower, then peeing all over the equipment?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 17, 2017 20:44:13 GMT
I prefer to just sweat all over the equipment, then pee in the shower. Why don't you admit you're the guy who's sweating in the shower, then peeing all over the equipment? I'm at that age where I have mental lapses and the occasional "accident". And I suppose you're Mr. Perfect? I suppose you've never urinated at the office or the market or....well, I've said too much.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 17, 2017 21:37:24 GMT
Why don't you admit you're the guy who's sweating in the shower, then peeing all over the equipment? I'm at that age where I have mental lapses and the occasional "accident". And I suppose you're Mr. Perfect? I suppose you've never urinated at the office or the market or....well, I've said too much. Busted! I once red-flagged a book at Barnes & Noble ... and it didn't happen in the restroom. Or was it Bones & Narble? I have mental lapses, too.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 18, 2017 10:43:53 GMT
I'm at that age where I have mental lapses and the occasional "accident". And I suppose you're Mr. Perfect? I suppose you've never urinated at the office or the market or....well, I've said too much. Busted! I once red-flagged a book at Barnes & Noble ... and it didn't happen in the restroom. Or was it Bones & Narble? I have mental lapses, too. I thought that book had gilded pages and it was your stool? That's bogus, man!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 18, 2017 11:26:52 GMT
Busted! I once red-flagged a book at Barnes & Noble ... and it didn't happen in the restroom. Or was it Bones & Narble? I have mental lapses, too. I thought that book had gilded pages and it was your stool? That's bogus, man! It was a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls that opened up into a toilet bowl.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 18, 2017 12:47:46 GMT
I thought that book had gilded pages and it was your stool? That's bogus, man! It was a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls that opened up into a toilet bowl. That is a GREAT idea! Let's see....we need to get you on the talk show circuit. Does Danny Bonaduce still have a talk show?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2017 15:56:23 GMT
>It was a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls that opened up into a toilet bowl.
Sounds full of crap to me.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 18, 2017 16:31:24 GMT
>It was a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls that opened up into a toilet bowl. Sounds full of crap to me. The deluxe edition comes with a packet of crap. Just in case you're a bit....backed up.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 18, 2017 17:29:44 GMT
>It was a toilet-bowl book about toilet bowls that opened up into a toilet bowl. Sounds full of crap to me. You see, this is the kind of idea you should be coming in with, nyctc7. What the hell do you do around here all day anyway?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 18, 2017 19:20:07 GMT
So how about a book about homes that opens up into a house? Homeless problem solved. Assuming they can afford the book.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 18, 2017 19:21:18 GMT
What, like this?
Okay, the photo of the girl with the oil drum-sized rollers is really starting to freak me out.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 18, 2017 20:41:03 GMT
So how about a book about homes that opens up into a house? Homeless problem solved. Assuming they can afford the book. Well, if they're old they can steal it. If they're caught, they get a pass.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 18, 2017 20:49:29 GMT
What, like this?
Okay, the photo of the girl with the oil drum-sized rollers is really starting to freak me out. I think the low one on each side is a plug. She's using them to gradually stretch out her ear lobes. Like this:
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 18, 2017 21:13:51 GMT
Okay, the photo of the girl with the oil drum-sized rollers is really starting to freak me out. I think the low one on each side is a plug. She's using them to gradually stretch out her ear lobes. Like this:
That's a J.Peterman lobe-stretcher. Available in tortoise shell, white, canary yellow and baby blue. Cost $29.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 18, 2017 21:27:26 GMT
I think the low one on each side is a plug. She's using them to gradually stretch out her ear lobes. Like this:
That's a J.Peterman lobe-stretcher. Available in tortoise shell, white, canary yellow and baby blue. Cost $29. And they market it as -- wait for it -- the Chunnel.
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Post by π¬ππ on Apr 18, 2017 23:16:26 GMT
That's a J.Peterman lobe-stretcher. Available in tortoise shell, white, canary yellow and baby blue. Cost $29. They have kits for this. Here's one that stretches the lobe with nine progressively larger expanders:
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 19, 2017 0:29:04 GMT
That's a J.Peterman lobe-stretcher. Available in tortoise shell, white, canary yellow and baby blue. Cost $29. They have kits for this. Here's one that stretches the lobe with nine progressively larger expanders:
I worked out with dumbbells in my earlobes yesterday. I feel vigorous.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 19, 2017 0:33:04 GMT
I've got your women's curling right here:
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 9:57:24 GMT
I've got your women's curling right here:
That sex will melt your face.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 19, 2017 10:10:43 GMT
I've got your women's curling right here:
That sex will melt your face. Would this be defined as pommel horse sex?
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