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Post by samcollins99 on Apr 10, 2017 17:00:10 GMT
Surely it would have caused significant shrinkage for George to be in such a situation. Didn't George mind? I mean, if Estelle thinks that's George, she's under a complete misapprehension!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 10, 2017 17:55:09 GMT
Maybe that's why his mother ended up in the hospital. She started laughing hysterically and fell down, injuring herself.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Apr 10, 2017 18:27:56 GMT
Surely it would have caused significant shrinkage for George to be in such a situation. Didn't George mind? I mean, if Estelle thinks that's George, she's under a complete misapprehension! No he wasn't shy, I heard he sold tickets. I don't think shrinkage was the problem.
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Post by snelling on Apr 11, 2017 15:20:46 GMT
When people catch me, I get even more potent.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 11, 2017 16:10:14 GMT
He's lucky it wasn't Frank who caught him with a TV Guide.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 11, 2017 20:59:57 GMT
I've never read a Glamour. Is it really that hot, or was George just that desperate for wacking material?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 12, 2017 10:21:24 GMT
IsoscelesKramer : It's akin to jacking it to the sleepwear section of a Sears catalog.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 12, 2017 10:32:21 GMT
I've never read a Glamour. Is it really that hot, or was George just that desperate for wacking material? My guess is that he was using Glamour as a cover. I saw two kids in a drug store decades ago with a sports magazine and one of them said "Wow, an article on Dave Winfield. Hey, check it out!" I looked over his shoulder and saw that he had a Playboy hidden inside the magazine. I looked at the kid and said "I never knew Winfield had such big boobs".
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Post by snelling on Apr 12, 2017 18:48:41 GMT
When I was 14, I got a boner if it was just a little windy out.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 13, 2017 0:45:56 GMT
IsoscelesKramer : It's akin to jacking it to the sleepwear section of a Sears catalog. Pretty desperate then...
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 13, 2017 0:47:24 GMT
When I was 14, I got a boner if it was just a little windy out. And then you wished someone would give you a windy!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 13, 2017 3:17:24 GMT
I'd like for a bosomy woman to give me a windy. More than some windies. Considerable windies. Many many windies.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 13, 2017 10:12:56 GMT
When I was 14, I got a boner if it was just a little windy out. I had more than some boners. Many, many boners. And now? Not.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2017 13:05:16 GMT
Have some mango.
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Post by snelling on Apr 13, 2017 14:52:15 GMT
I heard eating lemons increases your testosterone, and then it's boners ahoy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2017 14:55:12 GMT
I have a few good years left. If I want a boners ahoy, I'm having one.
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Post by π¬ππ on Apr 13, 2017 17:31:09 GMT
For those who don't live where Glamour is published, yes it's real and it's spectacular!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 13, 2017 17:47:51 GMT
I heard eating lemons increases your testosterone, and then it's boners ahoy. Please refrain from saying "boners ahoy". It gives me images of a ship full of nude men with boners and God knows what is going to happen next.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 13, 2017 17:50:46 GMT
Based on the date of the episode, here is George's Glamour Magazine.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2017 17:54:04 GMT
Those sexy, luscious lips are really getting my motor running.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 13, 2017 17:57:36 GMT
I heard eating lemons increases your testosterone, and then it's boners ahoy. Helen: Morty, what d'you have to open this package of lemons for? There's already a package of lemons open. Morty: I wanted a Boner Ahoy. Helen: I don't like all these open packages. Morty: Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Boner Ahoy, I'm having it.
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Post by samcollins99 on Apr 13, 2017 17:58:48 GMT
Based on the date of the episode, here is George's Glamour Magazine. I'm out!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 13, 2017 19:52:22 GMT
I heard eating lemons increases your testosterone, and then it's boners ahoy. Helen: Morty, what d'you have to open this package of lemons for? There's already a package of lemons open. Morty: I wanted a Boner Ahoy. Helen: I don't like all these open packages. Morty: Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Boner Ahoy, I'm having it. Sadly, I think Morty's days of enjoying a good Boner Ahoy were over.
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Post by JLD on Apr 14, 2017 1:07:44 GMT
The article is the foundation of all women's magazines. You must have factual articles, otherwise, it's just masturbation.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 14, 2017 3:17:48 GMT
"Is he ready to marry? Are you?"
It shrunk?
Like a frightened turtle!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 3:28:54 GMT
I see nothing wrong with treating your body like an amusement park.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 14, 2017 9:53:44 GMT
I see nothing wrong with treating your body like an amusement park. Or a piece of gymnastic apparatus. Oh, wait. That takes another person.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 14, 2017 10:18:56 GMT
I see nothing wrong with treating your body like an amusement park. Or a piece of gymnastic apparatus. Oh, wait. That takes another person. I can see treating your own body like a pommel horse, but it takes a very limber individual.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 14, 2017 12:37:16 GMT
Or a piece of gymnastic apparatus. Oh, wait. That takes another person. I can see treating your own body like a pommel horse, but it takes a very limber individual. Is it limber or lamber? I think it's lamber.
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Post by snelling on Apr 14, 2017 12:44:06 GMT
Do you want to be able to get your boner out, or do you NOT want to be able to get your boner out?
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