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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 11:58:30 GMT
This beats a banana peel.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 12:12:58 GMT
Granny found that being a brown-nose gets you nowhere.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 12:19:06 GMT
And it looks like she's riding in a George-style motorized cart. It must be comforting to know she'll be going straight to the earlybird special at no more than three miles an hour.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 12:24:55 GMT
And it looks like she's riding in a George-style motorized cart. It must be comforting to know she'll be going straight to the earlybird special at no more than three miles an hour. Didn't I see her carrying that thing around the other day? And how does Barry get his stool so soft? What does he use? Is it all the potassium in the banana?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 12:43:41 GMT
And it looks like she's riding in a George-style motorized cart. It must be comforting to know she'll be going straight to the earlybird special at no more than three miles an hour. Didn't I see her carrying that thing around the other day? And how does Barry get his stool so soft? What does he use? Is it all the potassium in the banana? rhs6358, during times of great stress chimps are capable of super-simian strength. Have you ever seen The Incredible Hulk, sir? How about the old Spider-Man live-action show? As far as the soft poop, maybe they're slipping Colace into his food. George, watching Jeopardy: "What is potassium ... or kalium?
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Post by samcollins99 on Apr 4, 2017 12:50:01 GMT
GAMMY'S GETTING UPSET!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 12:58:07 GMT
Actually, Gammy looks somewhat bemused. "What just happened? Why is everyone laughing?"
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 13:00:18 GMT
No, your Gammy can't come to the phone. She's shit-faced.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 15:01:40 GMT
That's how chimp types say "Shut up, you old bag!"
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 15:11:27 GMT
That's how chimp types say "Shut up, you old bag!" So you're saying Jerry should have taken a dump in his hand and thrown it at Mabel Choate?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 15:16:45 GMT
Yes, but he didn't want to get his hands dirty.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 4, 2017 15:24:44 GMT
He's mad that he can't have the nickname T-Bone.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 15:30:10 GMT
Why no T-Bone?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 15:40:39 GMT
No, your Gammy can't come to the phone. She's shit-faced. So she's off the wagon, and yet she's on the motorized cart.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 15:49:48 GMT
No, your Gammy can't come to the phone. She's shit-faced. So she's off the wagon, and yet she's on the motorized cart. She handles herself well for a woman with a face full of poop.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 15:56:44 GMT
So she's off the wagon, and yet she's on the motorized cart. She handles herself well for a woman with a face full of poop. A direct hit. Right on the schnoz. And without a wind-up. The Yankees could use him in their starting rotation.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 16:04:52 GMT
She handles herself well for a woman with a face full of poop. A direct hit. Right on the schnoz. And without a wind-up. The Yankees could use him in their starting rotation.
Wouldn't he need a uniform? I mean,,,,he's NUDE!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 16:35:51 GMT
A direct hit. Right on the schnoz. And without a wind-up. The Yankees could use him in their starting rotation.
Wouldn't he need a uniform? I mean,,,,he's NUDE! Yeah, he's very free about his body, doesn't really wear that much. But I think the problem here is that the Yankees have a strict policy against excessive facial hair. He might need a shave before they sign him.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 16:41:29 GMT
Wouldn't he need a uniform? I mean,,,,he's NUDE! Yeah, he's very free about his body, doesn't really wear that much. But I think the problem here is that the Yankees have a strict policy against excessive facial hair. He might need a shave before they sign him. You know, on second thought, he does a lot of jumping and squatting before the pitch. It's gotta be tiring. I see him as a closer. One inning and done.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 16:55:54 GMT
Yeah, he's very free about his body, doesn't really wear that much. But I think the problem here is that the Yankees have a strict policy against excessive facial hair. He might need a shave before they sign him. You know, on second thought, he does a lot of jumping and squatting before the pitch. It's gotta be tiring. I see him as a closer. One inning and done. He is kind of herky-jerky out there, but his delivery is solid. I think the histrionics could work to his advantage and really throw off a batter, whether as a starter or a reliever. His antics on the mound could bring in the fans and be the next Mark "The Bird" Fidrych.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 16:57:06 GMT
You know, on second thought, he does a lot of jumping and squatting before the pitch. It's gotta be tiring. I see him as a closer. One inning and done. He is kind of herky-jerky out there, but his delivery is solid. I think the histrionics could work to his advantage and really throw off a batter, whether as a starter or a reliever. His antics on the mound could bring in the fans and be the next Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. If The Bird is The Word, then....The Chimp is a Pimp?
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Post by Lomez on Apr 4, 2017 17:03:20 GMT
You know, on second thought, he does a lot of jumping and squatting before the pitch. It's gotta be tiring. I see him as a closer. One inning and done. He is kind of herky-jerky out there, but his delivery is solid. I think the histrionics could work to his advantage and really throw off a batter, whether as a starter or a reliever. His antics on the mound could bring in the fans and be the next Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. That comes from curtailing his auto-rerotic activities
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 17:23:14 GMT
He is kind of herky-jerky out there, but his delivery is solid. I think the histrionics could work to his advantage and really throw off a batter, whether as a starter or a reliever. His antics on the mound could bring in the fans and be the next Mark "The Bird" Fidrych. If The Bird is The Word, then....The Chimp is a Pimp? Chimps don't care for that term. I don't know too many pimps who could fling a poop with pinpoint accuracy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 17:32:56 GMT
If The Bird is The Word, then....The Chimp is a Pimp? Chimps don't care for that term. I don't know too many pimps who could fling a poop with pinpoint accuracy. He could bring a whole new culture to the game. "Man, that chimp be pimpin' some mean shit to that batter"
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 18:20:33 GMT
Chimps don't care for that term. I don't know too many pimps who could fling a poop with pinpoint accuracy. He could bring a whole new culture to the game. "Man, that chimp be pimpin' some mean shit to that batter" Hasn't the Commish banned the shitball? No foreign substances on the ball.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 4, 2017 18:34:38 GMT
So I said "Nice try, granny!" and I threw a handful of shit in her face!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 18:38:50 GMT
He could bring a whole new culture to the game. "Man, that chimp be pimpin' some mean shit to that batter" Hasn't the Commish banned the shitball? No foreign substances on the ball. Spitball=Illegal Shitball=Fine and dandy
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 18:39:37 GMT
So I said "Nice try, granny!" and I threw a handful of shit in her face! Hey, another round of banana for me and my friends! Hahahahahahahaha!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 18:40:17 GMT
Good question. There's a "T" in "shit"
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 20:12:30 GMT
Good question. There's a "T" in "shit" And, depending on its diet, there might be some bone in the shit itself.
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