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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 4, 2017 2:27:54 GMT
It was pretty much all my fault.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 4, 2017 5:11:46 GMT
I cannot give a-you people the right to choose any avatar you want! Now on this issue there can be a-no a-debate! And a-no intelligent person can think a-differently!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 4, 2017 5:56:07 GMT
Eh, I could've stayed home and ordered a calzone from Nutsberry's.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 4, 2017 6:15:18 GMT
Nutsberry's? Oh no. You should never order a calzone from Nutsberry's. He contributes a lot of money to that make-believe Human Fund group.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Apr 4, 2017 7:22:12 GMT
He also puts cucumbers in his calzones because he believes it's not a calzone til' it comes out the oven.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2017 7:40:51 GMT
Cucumber, that's a hell of a thing. Everybody out! I got cucumber on my mind! Delta, get me couple of those calzones right now. Pronto. Move out. Big Znep wants a cucumber calzone!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 4, 2017 8:13:01 GMT
Eh, I could've stayed home and ordered a calzone from Nutsberry's. If you're going to Nutsberry's, -cough- -cough-..... get the bouillabaisse.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 4, 2017 8:14:10 GMT
And nobody eats cucumbers anymore. They went out with the powdered bouillabaisse.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 10:10:48 GMT
It was pretty much all my fault. I don't go to Hawkeye's anymore. He puts me in charge of telling people not to tap on the aquarium glass. He never allows me to get jiggy.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 10:34:14 GMT
It was pretty much all my fault. I don't go to Hawkeye's anymore. He puts me in charge of telling people not to tap on the aquarium glass. He never allows me to get jiggy. And please don't get jiggly. Don't wear Ban-Lon.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 10:50:32 GMT
I don't go to Hawkeye's anymore. He puts me in charge of telling people not to tap on the aquarium glass. He never allows me to get jiggy. And please don't get jiggly. Don't wear Ban-Lon. Oh, right. But if Sue Ellen Mischke wants to get jiggly, you're all for it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 11:04:14 GMT
And please don't get jiggly. Don't wear Ban-Lon. Oh, right. But if Sue Ellen Mischke wants to get jiggly, you're all for it. Giddy-up!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 11:33:24 GMT
Oh, right. But if Sue Ellen Mischke wants to get jiggly, you're all for it. Giddy-up! Actually, Sue Ellen would be more wobbly than jiggly.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 4, 2017 12:11:52 GMT
Actually, Sue Ellen would be more wobbly than jiggly. Like Weebles? You know, Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 14:12:00 GMT
Actually, Sue Ellen would be more wobbly than jiggly. Like Weebles? You know, Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. Let's just all agree that they were very nice buoys.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 4, 2017 19:54:35 GMT
I will only eat at Hawkeye's! Best Vegemite sandwich in the world, served by Aussie chicks who make Hooter's look like a Wal-Mart!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 4, 2017 20:08:55 GMT
I will only eat at Hawkeye's! Best Vegemite sandwich in the world, served by Aussie chicks who make Hooter's look like a Wal-Mart! The waitresses have those yellow smiley faces on their boobs?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2017 2:32:40 GMT
The customers are the ones with the smiley faces.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 5, 2017 9:31:21 GMT
I will only eat at Hawkeye's! Best Vegemite sandwich in the world Yeah, but you gotta order it two days in advance. They have to be flown in from Newfoundland.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2017 10:12:47 GMT
I will only eat at Hawkeye's! Best Vegemite sandwich in the world Yeah, but you gotta order it two days in advance. They have to be flown in from Newfoundland. Newfoundland....the discount pharmacy?
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 5, 2017 10:17:25 GMT
No.. The periodontists.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2017 10:49:54 GMT
The customers are the ones with the smiley faces. You know, there are Hooters that have male servers. That's what political correctness has done to ruin our society. I do not want to go to a Hooters and hear "Hi. I'm Mark. I'll be your server". I'll just go to Burger King.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 5, 2017 12:24:12 GMT
The customers are the ones with the smiley faces. You know, there are Hooters that have male servers. That's what political correctness has done to ruin our society. I do not want to go to a Hooters and hear "Hi. I'm Mark. I'll be your server". I'll just go to Burger King. I think you don't want a male server at Hooters because you're afraid "it" will move. That's the sign, the test -- if a man makes it move.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2017 12:31:54 GMT
You know, there are Hooters that have male servers. That's what political correctness has done to ruin our society. I do not want to go to a Hooters and hear "Hi. I'm Mark. I'll be your server". I'll just go to Burger King. I think you don't want a male server at Hooters because you're afraid "it" will move. That's the sign, the test -- if a man makes it move. What if HIS moves and knocks over my drink? Is that acceptable in these times?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 5, 2017 13:02:43 GMT
I think you don't want a male server at Hooters because you're afraid "it" will move. That's the sign, the test -- if a man makes it move. What if HIS moves and knocks over my drink? Is that acceptable in these times? What would his "it" be doing in a position to knock over your drink? And I think it's YOUR responsibility to keep your drink out of "its" range. The onus is on you.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 5, 2017 13:44:03 GMT
What if HIS moves and knocks over my drink? Is that acceptable in these times? What would his "it" be doing in a position to knock over your drink? And I think it's YOUR responsibility to keep your drink out of "its" range. The onus is on you. Let's just say I would prefer a pair of hooters knock my drink over than have it knocked over by Mr. Man.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 5, 2017 23:39:32 GMT
So are we going to Hawkeye's again or what? I don't wanna watch cocks knock drinks into pizzabagel's lap all by myself!! And there's definitely something wrong with that.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 6, 2017 0:09:28 GMT
No, SirMoeHimself, it's not what you think it is. The cocks wear little gloves and helmets, you know, like "American Gladiators."
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 6, 2017 0:27:17 GMT
So if one of their dicks got into my drink, would I be able to get it out??
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 6, 2017 1:18:20 GMT
Would you like to be able to get it out?
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