Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

DeltaHomicide Kramerica CEO Posts: 7,101	Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Oct 2, 2018 16:07:21 GMT pizzabagel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 2, 2018 16:07:21 GMT Any fans? Let's post some. This one always cracked me up:
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Walter Matthau's Ghost Architect Posts: 2,055	Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Oct 2, 2018 16:48:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Oct 2, 2018 16:48:17 GMT

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DeltaHomicide Kramerica CEO Posts: 7,101	Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Oct 2, 2018 17:25:58 GMT Walter Matthau's Ghost likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 2, 2018 17:25:58 GMT

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Oct 3, 2018 4:39:17 GMT via mobile

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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 3, 2018 4:39:17 GMT

Does anyone remember one that went something like, "The most beautiful sunset I ever saw was on page 6 in the World's Most Beautiful Sunsets"?

I can't find it online. I think it was in the book Deeper Thoughts.

snelling Kramerica CEO Posts: 6,765	Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Oct 3, 2018 17:32:30 GMT nutsberryfarm ⛑ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by snelling on Oct 3, 2018 17:32:30 GMT "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
	So who played the BO valet in "The Smelly Car?" - Yours Truly

Walter Matthau's Ghost Architect Posts: 2,055	Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Oct 3, 2018 18:52:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Oct 3, 2018 18:52:36 GMT I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

DeltaHomicide Kramerica CEO Posts: 7,101	Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Oct 9, 2018 3:50:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 9, 2018 3:50:55 GMT

snelling Kramerica CEO Posts: 6,765	Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey Dec 4, 2018 21:01:17 GMT DeltaHomicide likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by snelling on Dec 4, 2018 21:01:17 GMT Good joke, Delta! I forgot about that one!
	So who played the BO valet in "The Smelly Car?" - Yours Truly

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