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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 18:14:51 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 18:18:33 GMT
A joke...pizzabagel, do you have any idea what it's like to save someone's life?
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Post by samcollins99 on Apr 1, 2017 18:18:34 GMT
Oooh, I dig Asian women.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 18:23:52 GMT
A joke...pizzabagel, do you have any idea what it's like to save someone's life? Yeah, I once gave someone the Heineken Maneuver. The guy had some beer go down the wrong pipe.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 18:26:02 GMT
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 18:27:53 GMT
{as I'm chewing gum} Do you dig them or do you dig them dig them? Are looks important to you?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 18:29:40 GMT
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst Blue Ribbon! That reminds me. I also administered PBR on someone. OK?
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 18:35:39 GMT
I hope this isn't the same Sandra Lee who had the cooking show on the Food Network. Kind of gross if she's popping zits during the commercial breaks.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 1, 2017 18:35:54 GMT
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Not long ago, I drank a six-pack of Heineken in three hours just to see if I could tolerate it. At age 19, I got sick doing that. Not this time! PBR is definitely my favorite cheap beer!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 18:39:48 GMT
I hope this isn't the same Sandra Lee who had the cooking show on the Food Network. Kind of gross if she's popping zits during the commercial breaks. Any relation to Sarah Lee? I hear they have pies.
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Post by samcollins99 on Apr 1, 2017 18:54:03 GMT
{as I'm chewing gum} Do you dig them or do you dig them dig them? Are looks important to you? Looks are important but so is the hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. *scratches bald spot*
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 19:09:29 GMT
I hope this isn't the same Sandra Lee who had the cooking show on the Food Network. Kind of gross if she's popping zits during the commercial breaks. Any relation to Sarah Lee? I hear they have pies. If you know anything about Sandra Lee, she would probably put Vodka in her pies, which I wouldn't object to.
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Post by Lomez on Apr 1, 2017 19:21:09 GMT
Pizzabagel, does that gum taste Lo-meiny?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 22:38:39 GMT
{as I'm chewing gum} Do you dig them or do you dig them dig them? Are looks important to you? Looks are important but so is the hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. *scratches bald spot* That male pattern baldness you've got there, I would lose the houndstooth. I'd go with polka dot or paisley instead. Think about it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 22:41:37 GMT
Pizzabagel, does that gum taste Lo-meiny? Not this case Lloyd got me. I'd say it's more srirachy.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 2, 2017 0:52:13 GMT
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst Blue Ribbon! HEY NEIGHBOR!!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 16:52:08 GMT
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Not long ago, I drank a six-pack of Heineken in three hours just to see if I could tolerate it. At age 19, I got sick doing that. Not this time! PBR is definitely my favorite cheap beer!
I don't have time for beer. I go right to the whiskey and in less than an hour I'm feeling good all over.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 2, 2017 17:15:35 GMT
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Not long ago, I drank a six-pack of Heineken in three hours just to see if I could tolerate it. At age 19, I got sick doing that. Not this time! PBR is definitely my favorite cheap beer!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 2, 2017 17:21:49 GMT
Which dermatologist has the swirling pus in the commercial?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Apr 2, 2017 17:25:53 GMT
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! Pabst Blue Ribbon! DOUBLE FUCK THOSE SHITS!! Shiner Bock!! Or St. Arnold's Lawnmower!! Those are superior beers. And on this issue there a can be no debate a!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2017 17:26:35 GMT
Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 17:36:52 GMT
Which dermatologist has the swirling pus in the commercial? Comedones, pustules and milia. Oh my!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 17:39:38 GMT
Not long ago, I drank a six-pack of Heineken in three hours just to see if I could tolerate it. At age 19, I got sick doing that. Not this time! PBR is definitely my favorite cheap beer!
I don't have time for beer. I go right to the whiskey and in less than an hour I'm feeling good all over. Hennigan's, of course. The whiskey of chimps -- er, champs. Darn autocorrect!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 19:04:53 GMT
I don't have time for beer. I go right to the whiskey and in less than an hour I'm feeling good all over. Hennigan's, of course. The whiskey of chimps -- er, champs. Darn autocorrect! No. When I drink, I WANT to smell.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 19:18:38 GMT
Hennigan's, of course. The whiskey of chimps -- er, champs. Darn autocorrect! No. When I drink, I WANT to smell. Much like our idol, Mike Nesmith -- although you can smell him without the drink.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 20:39:47 GMT
No. When I drink, I WANT to smell. Much like our idol, Mike Nesmith -- although you can smell him without the drink. Well, you try wearing the same wool hat for two years without washing it. That hat really bottles in the odor.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 21:30:06 GMT
Much like our idol, Mike Nesmith -- although you can smell him without the drink. Well, you try wearing the same wool hat for two years without washing it. That hat really bottles in the odor. I think that's why Peter quit the group.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 21:51:32 GMT
Peter quit because of the stench or because Mike wouldn't get Peter a hat like his?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 22:07:42 GMT
Peter quit because of the stench or because Mike wouldn't get Peter a hat like his? Peter, despite his goofy demeanor, was the real brains behind the group. He thought they should have a uniform look -- and smell. He wanted the four to all have stinky wool hats. Mike, always one to throw around his uniqueness, didn't agree. Tork's departure soon afterwards was a done deal at that point.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 22:10:52 GMT
Peter quit because of the stench or because Mike wouldn't get Peter a hat like his? Peter, despite his goofy demeanor, was the real brains behind the group. He thought they should have a uniform look -- and smell. He wanted the four to all have stinky wool hats. Mike, always one to throw around his uniqueness, didn't agree. Tork's departure soon afterwards was a done deal at that point. You'll notice in the later episodes, the wool hat was no more. Did the producers complain about the b.o. or did the hat just rot away from stink?
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