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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 29, 2017 6:23:34 GMT
Why did he take it out?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 29, 2017 6:36:15 GMT
He also wanted to feel like a naked innocent boy roamin' the countryside.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 29, 2017 8:10:40 GMT
Sometimes "they" need a little air. They're like frightened turtles. They're in the dark all day. Set it free once in awhile.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 29, 2017 14:57:45 GMT
who the hell is phil titola???! never heard of him.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 29, 2017 15:11:35 GMT
who the hell is phil titola???! never heard of him. I assume by his name he invented the bra? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 29, 2017 15:21:01 GMT
one would hope.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 29, 2017 15:36:13 GMT
who the hell is phil titola???! never heard of him. I assume by his name he invented the bra? Either that or he just need a bra -- er, bro. Did he take that out, too? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 29, 2017 15:53:57 GMT
Phil Titola (or "Titty" as he liked to be called in school) is real and he's spectacular.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2017 16:47:38 GMT
The thing about that painting.. is with the colors and um...
Oh yeah, titola.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 30, 2017 1:02:49 GMT
He's an exhibitionist. Very free-spirited.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 30, 2017 12:01:34 GMT
He's a tit man.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Mar 30, 2017 17:19:24 GMT
There is an Italian artist named Titian. I picked up this alternate pronunciation of his name back in the eighties and have used it ever since.
Titty-an
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 30, 2017 17:49:55 GMT
 This is the French mathematician, Jacques Tits. You can't make this shit up. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 30, 2017 17:54:30 GMT
There is an Italian artist named Titian. I picked up this alternate pronunciation of his name back in the eighties and have used it ever since.
Titty-an
Even by my own perverted standards, that painting is creeping me the fuck out. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 30, 2017 17:55:08 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 17:58:35 GMT
View AttachmentThis is the French mathematician, Jacques Tits. You can't make this shit up. A mathematician, huh? I bet he could tell you which cup is the biggest. |
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 30, 2017 18:13:58 GMT
You guys do know what "Grand Tetons" means, right?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 30, 2017 18:33:34 GMT
This is the French mathematician, Jacques Tits. You can't make this shit up. A mathematician, huh? I bet he could tell you which cup is the biggest. I was a math major in college. Let me get my old calculus text. The section on three-dimensional solids has ways to calculate volumes of solids of revolution. Voila!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 30, 2017 19:04:21 GMT
A mathematician, huh? I bet he could tell you which cup is the biggest. I was a math major in college. Let me get my old calculus text. The section on three-dimensional solids has ways to calculate volumes of solids of revolution. Voila!
Wow. You're a Maestro, you're an M.V.P., you're a Major? You've had quite a life, pizzabagel. I won a city-wide spelling bee in 1967. That's all I have. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 30, 2017 19:13:46 GMT
I was a math major in college. Let me get my old calculus text. The section on three-dimensional solids has ways to calculate volumes of solids of revolution. Voila!
Wow. You're a Maestro, you're an M.V.P., you're a Major? You've had quite a life, pizzabagel. I won a city-wide spelling bee in 1967. That's all I have. I got into the city-wide bee in '71, but I crapped out on "asylum." Where was Lloyd Braun when I needed him?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 30, 2017 23:00:09 GMT
Wow. You're a Maestro, you're an M.V.P., you're a Major? You've had quite a life, pizzabagel. I won a city-wide spelling bee in 1967. That's all I have. I got into the city-wide bee in '71, but I crapped out on "asylum." Where was Lloyd Braun when I needed him?
I had to win the spelling bee. You know what prize they gave second place? A fucking dictionary! I'm not kidding. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 30, 2017 23:37:33 GMT
I got into the city-wide bee in '71, but I crapped out on "asylum." Where was Lloyd Braun when I needed him?
I had to win the spelling bee. You know what prize they gave second place? A fucking dictionary! I'm not kidding. I believe you. I love the irony.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Apr 2, 2017 4:38:31 GMT
This is the French mathematician, Jacques Tits. You can't make this shit up. There are no silent letters in Tits's name which could indicate foreign origin in French. (English? Ya think!) His name's pronunciation is a homophone of another English word--teats.
As George Carlin would say, "It sounds like a nickname, right? Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey! Hey Tits, meet Teats. Teats, Tits. Tits, Teats."
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 10:50:49 GMT
This is the French mathematician, Jacques Tits. You can't make this shit up. There are no silent letters in Tits's name which could indicate foreign origin in French. (English? Ya think!) His name's pronunciation is a homophone of another English word--teats.
As George Carlin would say, "It sounds like a nickname, right? Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey! Hey Tits, meet Teats. Teats, Tits. Tits, Teats."
Not a good name if you're approached by the police. "What's your name, sir?" "Tits" "All right, I can see you're trouble. Hands behind your head, you're going to jail" |
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 12:45:58 GMT
There are no silent letters in Tits's name which could indicate foreign origin in French. (English? Ya think!) His name's pronunciation is a homophone of another English word--teats.
As George Carlin would say, "It sounds like a nickname, right? Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey! Hey Tits, meet Teats. Teats, Tits. Tits, Teats."
Not a good name if you're approached by the police. "What's your name, sir?" "Tits" "All right, I can see you're trouble. Hands behind your head, you're going to jail" I can't top that, but here's this anyway. As mentioned earlier, I was a college math major. In advanced calculus we had the Heine-Borel Theorem. ("Heine" is pronounced like the slang term for posterior.) It would be a hoot if there's also a Heine-Tits Corollary or something. An online search seems to indicate there isn't. Nuts. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 13:06:35 GMT
Just hire any guy named Johnson, open a clinic and call it Heine, Tits and Johnson. It's gold, pizzabagel! Pure gold!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 16:28:21 GMT
Just hire any guy named Johnson, open a clinic and call it Heine, Tits and Johnson. It's gold, pizzabagel! Pure gold! And on each one's desk would be a bust of Balzac. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 2, 2017 17:33:06 GMT
Just hire any guy named Johnson, open a clinic and call it Heine, Tits and Johnson. It's gold, pizzabagel! Pure gold! And on each one's desk would be a bust of Balzac. A proctologist named Heine would work, too. I suppose Dr. Ben Dover would be almost as good. |
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Is that doesn't work, they can always get ASSMAN vanity plates.
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