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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 20:15:35 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 20:25:50 GMT
Pssst...the guy in the lower right corner with the cellphone. Lloyd Braun?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 22:02:51 GMT
Pssst...the guy in the lower right corner with the cellphone. Lloyd Braun? Coul' be. I can't tell if he's chewing gum. I was too focused on the doorman, who was away from his post. Those guys are always playing mind games.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 22:04:10 GMT
That big, juicy van is smokin'
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 22:08:35 GMT
That big, juicy van is smokin' Did you notice the bumper sticker that says, "If this van's a-smokin', don't come a-pokin'"?
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 24, 2017 22:11:42 GMT
It looks like another of Kramer's get-rich-quick schemes went awry. Or maybe he tossed one of those Cubans into the gutter.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 22:28:53 GMT
That big, juicy van is smokin' Did you notice the bumper sticker that says, "If this van's a-smokin', don't come a-pokin'"? Are you saying that the fire may have been caused by friction with cousin Rhisa?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 22:29:22 GMT
It looks like another of Kramer's get-rich-quick schemes went awry. Or maybe he tossed one of those Cubans into the gutter.
Cherish the van.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 24, 2017 23:14:29 GMT
It was Larry from Monk's. They brought their own syrup, so he brought the heat.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 23:37:50 GMT
Did you notice the bumper sticker that says, "If this van's a-smokin', don't come a-pokin'"? Are you saying that the fire may have been caused by friction with cousin Rhisa? To Rhisa: You know, you're not Chinese.
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Post by Lomez on Mar 25, 2017 13:17:25 GMT
The real tragedy here is that Ruthie Cohen wasn't there to inform them.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2017 13:20:40 GMT
Merry Christmas!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 13:43:48 GMT
I wonder if anyone tried to put the fire out with a broom? Anything wooden with dry straw would be a natural extinguisher.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2017 15:44:30 GMT
I wonder if anyone tried to put the fire out with a broom? Anything wooden with dry straw would be a natural extinguisher. Water restrictions prevented the doorman from using a hose to put out the inferno before it turned into a regular conflagration. That, and he was expecting a tip. "Yeah. {snort} It's about money."
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 16:05:38 GMT
I wonder if anyone tried to put the fire out with a broom? Anything wooden with dry straw would be a natural extinguisher. Water restrictions prevented the doorman from using a hose to put out the inferno before it turned into a regular conflagration. That, and he was expecting a tip. "Yeah. {snort} It's about money." HOLY COW!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2017 17:14:38 GMT
Water restrictions prevented the doorman from using a hose to put out the inferno before it turned into a regular conflagration. That, and he was expecting a tip. "Yeah. {snort} It's about money." HOLY COW!! No joke. They showed the aftermath of that fire and the toll it took on the street. The pavement was all chewed up under the vehicles. So we can expect one of those crews to be along any month now to patch it up.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 17:58:06 GMT
Well, don't come to my house all drenched in toilet water.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2017 20:25:45 GMT
Well, don't come to my house all drenched in toilet water. It's all water! What's the difference?! I'll call a plumber right now!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 21:55:46 GMT
Well, don't come to my house all drenched in toilet water. It's all water! What's the difference?! I'll call a plumber right now! Fine. [ker-plop]. Now something of YOURS has been in the toilet. And I hadn't flushed it yet.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2017 23:51:31 GMT
It's all water! What's the difference?! I'll call a plumber right now! Fine. [ker-plop]. Now something of YOURS has been in the toilet. And I hadn't flushed it yet. I heard a report yesterday that there are fewer germs on a toilet than on a cell phone. I'm just sayin'. So if what you dropped into the toilet is a cell phone, I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near that biohazard.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 0:10:18 GMT
Fine. [ker-plop]. Now something of YOURS has been in the toilet. And I hadn't flushed it yet. I heard a report yesterday that there are fewer germs on a toilet than on a cell phone. I'm just sayin'. So if what you dropped into the toilet is a cell phone, I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near that biohazard. So if you sit on the toilet while talking on your cell phone, we're looking at one giant bacteria frappe?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 26, 2017 0:43:16 GMT
Lady, ya sold me!
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 26, 2017 5:09:17 GMT
I heard a report yesterday that there are fewer germs on a toilet than on a cell phone. I'm just sayin'. So if what you dropped into the toilet is a cell phone, I'm not getting my mouth anywhere near that biohazard. So if you sit on the toilet while talking on your cell phone, we're looking at one giant bacteria frappe? Talking on a cellphone after it's been in the toilet is like putting your whole mouth in the toilet! Say goodbye, buy a new cellphone and end it!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 11:44:44 GMT
Do you even have the concept of how much a new phone costs? Just spray some Lysol or Febreeze on it. It'll be fine.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 26, 2017 12:45:46 GMT
Do you even have the concept of how much a new phone costs? Just spray some Lysol or Febreeze on it. It'll be fine. By his conception of money, his cell phone costs only two bucks.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 18:30:48 GMT
Do you even have the concept of how much a new phone costs? Just spray some Lysol or Febreeze on it. It'll be fine. By his conception of money, his cell phone costs only two bucks. My last phone cost two bucks, but to be fair, I bought it at the dollar store and it was filled with candy.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 26, 2017 21:55:02 GMT
By his conception of money, his cell phone costs only two bucks. My last phone cost two bucks, but to be fair, I bought it at the dollar store and it was filled with candy. Two dollars at the dollar store? They're rrrippin' you off!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 22:11:04 GMT
My last phone cost two bucks, but to be fair, I bought it at the dollar store and it was filled with candy. Two dollars at the dollar store? They're rrrippin' you off! How about this idea? A cell phone filled with Twix!! I'm busting over this one!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 26, 2017 23:35:15 GMT
Two dollars at the dollar store? They're rrrippin' you off! How about this idea? A cell phone filled with Twix!! I'm busting over this one!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 27, 2017 12:23:06 GMT
How about this idea? A cell phone filled with Twix!! I'm busting over this one! Maybe we can open a phone store. Sell phones filled with miniature 3 Musketeers, Mango, Paella. Whatever.
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