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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 23, 2017 21:37:49 GMT
The soda commercial people- where do they summon this enthusiasm?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 21:48:13 GMT
Hyper-carbonation. The soda companies have been upping the levels gradually for years. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 23, 2017 21:51:06 GMT
Those guys wearing the Dockers really get on my nerves.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 23, 2017 21:58:55 GMT
You like bubbles? Don't you think you get more soda without the bubbles?
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 24, 2017 2:51:47 GMT
Replying, liking, quoting without a care. It's a Seinfeld forum!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 24, 2017 3:29:43 GMT
Those guys wearing the Dockers really get on my nerves. Here's the commercial. Figured I'd annoy you again. But why would it get on your nerves?? That pretentious commercial is pretentious gold! PRETENTIOUS GOLD, FUGGEDABOUTIT!!! Btw, read the comments, they're a real....hoot. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 24, 2017 4:27:39 GMT
Those guys wearing the Dockers really get on my nerves. Here's the commercial. Figured I'd annoy you again. But why would it get on your nerves?? That pretentious commercial is pretentious gold! PRETENTIOUS GOLD, FUGGEDABOUTIT!!! Btw, read the comments, they're a real....hoot. big fan of bad idea jeans! |
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 24, 2017 5:24:42 GMT
Those guys wearing the Dockers really get on my nerves. Here's the commercial. Figured I'd annoy you again. But why would it get on your nerves?? That pretentious commercial is pretentious gold! PRETENTIOUS GOLD, FUGGEDABOUTIT!!! Btw, read the comments, they're a real....hoot. The commercial is ok.. but, I mean, all those quick shots of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants. What is that supposed to be? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 8:03:28 GMT
Do Dockers have those size tags that you can scratch out the size and write in a new one? I'm tired of being a....well, I'm tired of being my size.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 12:42:52 GMT
Do Dockers have those size tags that you can scratch out the size and write in a new one? I'm tired of being a....well, I'm tired of being my size. So you're saying you've got the body of an out-of-shape, over-the-hill Swedish guy? Take a tip from me. Don't try to put on slim-fit jeans. There's no way you'll be able to squinch your way out of them. Now scooch over. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 13:31:40 GMT
Do Dockers have those size tags that you can scratch out the size and write in a new one? I'm tired of being a....well, I'm tired of being my size. So you're saying you've got the body of an out-of-shape, over-the-hill Swedish guy? Take a tip from me. Don't try to put on slim-fit jeans. There's no way you'll be able to squinch your way out of them. Now scooch over. Yeah, I've been eating a ton. I'm huge! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 16:36:36 GMT
So you're saying you've got the body of an out-of-shape, over-the-hill Swedish guy? Take a tip from me. Don't try to put on slim-fit jeans. There's no way you'll be able to squinch your way out of them. Now scooch over. Yeah, I've been eating a ton. I'm huge! What size suit are you? 56? I just got a brand new Armani suit. Doesn't fit me anymore. You want it? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 16:40:34 GMT
Yeah, I've been eating a ton. I'm huge! What size suit are you? 56? I just got a brand new Armani suit. Doesn't fit me anymore. You want it? Hey, this is a nice suit pizzabagel. Wait. What the hell? There's some creamy gunk in the pocket? What the hell were you doing in this suit? And this phone number doesn't belong to Uma Thurman. It's the phone number of the niece of that "Where's the Beef" lady. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 16:56:30 GMT
What size suit are you? 56? I just got a brand new Armani suit. Doesn't fit me anymore. You want it? Hey, this is a nice suit pizzabagel. Wait. What the hell? There's some creamy gunk in the pocket? What the hell were you doing in this suit? And this phone number doesn't belong to Uma Thurman. It's the phone number of the niece of that "Where's the Beef" lady. Clara Peller. Yeah, she set me with her niece. She's a cashier at Wendy's. I get free Baconators whenever I want. The problem is, she thinks I work at a hardware store. She wants me to get her a deal on a box of nails. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 16:57:40 GMT
Hey, this is a nice suit pizzabagel. Wait. What the hell? There's some creamy gunk in the pocket? What the hell were you doing in this suit? And this phone number doesn't belong to Uma Thurman. It's the phone number of the niece of that "Where's the Beef" lady. Clara Peller. Yeah, she set me with her niece. She's a cashier at Wendy's. I get free Baconators whenever I want. The problem is, she thinks I work at a hardware store. She wants me to get her a deal on a box of nails. Did you call her when you got home? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 17:17:25 GMT
Clara Peller. Yeah, she set me with her niece. She's a cashier at Wendy's. I get free Baconators whenever I want. The problem is, she thinks I work at a hardware store. She wants me to get her a deal on a box of nails. Did you call her when you got home? When I got home? Ha ha! What do you think? Eh, you kill me kill me!
She's under the impression that I work at a hardware store. Why, you ask? I may have mentioned it. What, you don't think it's a good job?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 26, 2017 0:53:36 GMT
Wouldn't you love to make a key!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 21:44:30 GMT
Wouldn't you love to make a key! I've always wanted to run the key duplicating machine. My dream was to be making a key, then say "Uh, oh. This isn't the only copy you have, is it?" |
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