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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 25, 2021 2:06:45 GMT
*At the McDonald's drive through
Elaine: I'll have a big mac.
Employee: A big mac?
Elaine: It's a mac, only bigger, with lot's of stuff in it.
Employee: I'll give you 2 small macs.
Elaine: Could you put it in a big bun?
Employee: We don't have big buns.
Elaine: Alright, just give me a diet coke
Employee: We have Fanta.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2021 9:12:08 GMT
I thought maybe they seated Andy way over in the corner due to his excessive Burger King gas. You haven't smelled a flame-broiled fart until you've gotten a whiff of one coming out of a Woonsocket hooker. Those have just the right seasoning of meth and crack. Meth and crack straight from the crack? That's good business sense. Cut out the middle man.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2021 9:14:49 GMT
*At the McDonald's drive through
Elaine: I'll have a big mac.
Employee: A big mac?
Elaine: It's a mac, only bigger, with lot's of stuff in it.
Employee: I'll give you 2 small macs.
Elaine: Could you put it in a big bun?
Employee: We don't have big buns.
Elaine: Alright, just give me a diet coke
Employee: We have Fanta.
In the 1970s I was bummed because Burger King's "Big Plain" never really took off. A big hunk of meat in a bun. Want toppings? Put 'em on your damn self. Those were the days.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 25, 2021 11:39:08 GMT
*At the McDonald's drive through
Elaine: I'll have a big mac.
Employee: A big mac?
Elaine: It's a mac, only bigger, with lot's of stuff in it.
Employee: I'll give you 2 small macs.
Elaine: Could you put it in a big bun?
Employee: We don't have big buns.
Elaine: Alright, just give me a diet coke
Employee: We have Fanta.
Elaine: Is it grape-flavored? Employee (perky): It's purple!
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Post by rudiger on Jun 25, 2021 14:29:36 GMT
*At the McDonald's drive through
Elaine: I'll have a big mac.
Employee: A big mac?
Elaine: It's a mac, only bigger, with lot's of stuff in it.
Employee: I'll give you 2 small macs.
Elaine: Could you put it in a big bun?
Employee: We don't have big buns.
Elaine: Alright, just give me a diet coke
Employee: We have Fanta.
In the 1970s I was bummed because Burger King's "Big Plain" never really took off. A big hunk of meat in a bun. Want toppings? Put 'em on your damn self. Those were the days. Then there was the 'Homeless Big Plain' which didn't come with the top part of the bun, sort of like a burger tortilla. It was on the secret menu and a dime less than a regular 'Big Plain' but then they turned around and charged an extra nickel if you wanted it in a wrapper, bag, and/or tray. But you could get your nickel back if you returned the wrapper, bag, or tray. The only place it was really popular was the Woonsocket Burger King, where you can still get a Homeless Big Plain to this day.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2021 15:52:55 GMT
In the 1970s I was bummed because Burger King's "Big Plain" never really took off. A big hunk of meat in a bun. Want toppings? Put 'em on your damn self. Those were the days. Then there was the 'Homeless Big Plain' which didn't come with the top part of the bun, sort of like a burger tortilla. It was on the secret menu and a dime less than a regular 'Big Plain' but then they turned around and charged an extra nickel if you wanted it in a wrapper, bag, and/or tray. But you could get your nickel back if you returned the wrapper, bag, or tray. The only place it was really popular was the Woonsocket Burger King, where you can still get a Homeless Big Plain to this day. Burger King Woonsocket also had a poor man's lunch back in the 40s. One meatball and a cup of water. The Andrews Sisters made it famous when their bus broke down out front on the way to their big show in Cranston.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 25, 2021 17:11:46 GMT
A cup of ice 🧊.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2021 19:54:07 GMT
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Post by rudiger on Jun 25, 2021 22:58:54 GMT
Then there was the 'Homeless Big Plain' which didn't come with the top part of the bun, sort of like a burger tortilla. It was on the secret menu and a dime less than a regular 'Big Plain' but then they turned around and charged an extra nickel if you wanted it in a wrapper, bag, and/or tray. But you could get your nickel back if you returned the wrapper, bag, or tray. The only place it was really popular was the Woonsocket Burger King, where you can still get a Homeless Big Plain to this day. Burger King Woonsocket also had a poor man's lunch back in the 40s. One meatball and a cup of water. The Andrews Sisters made it famous when their bus broke down out front on the way to their big show in Cranston.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2021 23:14:41 GMT
Burger King Woonsocket also had a poor man's lunch back in the 40s. One meatball and a cup of water. The Andrews Sisters made it famous when their bus broke down out front on the way to their big show in Cranston. You are, of course, referring to The Andrews Sisters' 1957 release of "One Rib For the Man", which was supposed to bring in a more diverse audience. Killed their career.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 26, 2021 3:17:38 GMT
Do they serve salads?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 26, 2021 3:34:10 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 26, 2021 20:37:37 GMT
We've been waiting here for 3 years. Did you get lost or something?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 27, 2021 3:01:07 GMT
We've been waiting here for 3 years. Did you get lost or something? Where’s my strawberry milkshake ?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 27, 2021 9:28:27 GMT
We've been waiting here for 3 years. Did you get lost or something? Where’s my strawberry milkshake ? In those three years it has been dropped from the menu.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 11:05:18 GMT
We've been waiting here for 3 years. Did you get lost or something? They're short on help. The line moves a little slower than it used to.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 11:06:08 GMT
Where’s my strawberry milkshake ? In those three years it has been dropped from the menu. Oh, look. It's been replaced by strawberry vitamin water. Very refreshing.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 27, 2021 11:19:58 GMT
In those three years it has been dropped from the menu. Oh, look. It's been replaced by strawberry vitamin water. Very refreshing. Hey, what is vitamin water, exactly? rhs: You don't know? No, I-I-I know. I know. rhs: You think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water, don't you? No. rhs: Yes, you do, Biff. You've never had vitamin water, and you think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. All right, I think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. So what?
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Post by rudiger on Jun 27, 2021 11:30:59 GMT
Oh, look. It's been replaced by strawberry vitamin water. Very refreshing. Hey, what is vitamin water, exactly? rhs: You don't know? No, I-I-I know. I know. rhs: You think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water, don't you? No. rhs: Yes, you do, Biff. You've never had vitamin water, and you think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. All right, I think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. So what? I wouldn't mind this, so long as I get to request which Flintstones vitamin they use.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 27, 2021 11:33:44 GMT
Hey, what is vitamin water, exactly? rhs: You don't know? No, I-I-I know. I know. rhs: You think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water, don't you? No. rhs: Yes, you do, Biff. You've never had vitamin water, and you think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. All right, I think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. So what? I wouldn't mind this, so long as I get to request which Flintstones vitamin they use. Just because it's a Bamm Bamm vitamin doesn't mean it'll make you stronger than if it's a Wilma. rudiger: Damn!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 12:09:26 GMT
Hey, what is vitamin water, exactly? rhs: You don't know? No, I-I-I know. I know. rhs: You think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water, don't you? No. rhs: Yes, you do, Biff. You've never had vitamin water, and you think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. All right, I think they drop Flintstones vitamins into water. So what? I wouldn't mind this, so long as I get to request which Flintstones vitamin they use. I'm not drinking the Pebbly-Poo water, I'll tell you that.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 27, 2021 12:57:30 GMT
I wouldn't mind this, so long as I get to request which Flintstones vitamin they use. I'm not drinking the Pebbly-Poo water, I'll tell you that. Alright, you'll have a Joe Rockhead. But it's unheard of.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 27, 2021 12:59:47 GMT
They do serve vegetables. They don't care if the customer is brain-dead. Their money is as good as the next guy's.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 27, 2021 13:03:01 GMT
We've been waiting here for 3 years. Did you get lost or something? They're short on help. The line moves a little slower than it used to. Define "a little slower." rhs: It actually moves in reverse because of impatient line-cutters.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 13:14:45 GMT
I'm not drinking the Pebbly-Poo water, I'll tell you that. Alright, you'll have a Joe Rockhead. But it's unheard of. Oh, the water will be $9. We have to pay the crew $17 an hour.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 13:15:26 GMT
They do serve vegetables. They don't care if the customer is brain-dead. Their money is as good as the next guy's. Do they have calzones?
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Post by samcollins99 on Jun 27, 2021 13:44:44 GMT
We've been waiting here for 3 years. Did you get lost or something? I'm an old man. I'm confused! What's my name? Will you take me home?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 14:28:38 GMT
Fine. I'm over this. You guys want anything at Burger King? Oops.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 27, 2021 14:50:49 GMT
Fine. I'm over this. You guys want anything at Burger King? Oops. View AttachmentI knew those rat burgers would catch up to them, sooner or later. They were okay until they started leaving the fur and tail on. No one likes to eat a rat burger that's staring back at you That was pretty bad, even by rat burger standards.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 16:15:00 GMT
Fine. I'm over this. You guys want anything at Burger King? Oops. View AttachmentI knew those rat burgers would catch up to them, sooner or later. They were okay until they started leaving the fur and tail on. No one likes to eat a rat burger that's staring back at you That was pretty bad, even by rat burger standards. I heard they wanted to tear out the rest rooms to put more tables in. Their new slogan would be "Welcome to Burger King. Just Go In Your Pants".
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