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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2018 22:00:58 GMT
At least she wouldn't have to card you. We don't say 'card' here. We say 'proof' and I just turned 53, thank you. I purchased a bottle of beer today, and scanned it with my other items at a self-service checkout. When it came time to pay, the register alerted the clerk that I had an item that required proof of age. The guy didn't ask to see my I.D. My face was I.D. enough. I'm looking at 21 in the rearview mirror, and I'm squinting hard to see it. And for the curious among you, it was Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 20, 2018 23:20:02 GMT
Going into the store while your mom is in the car outside is not "all by myself," young man. What if you go into the store and your mom is the cashier? You don't go to the store where your mom works, at least not to buy beer n such.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2018 23:35:07 GMT
What if you go into the store and your mom is the cashier? You don't go to the store where your mom works, at least not to buy beer n such. N such?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 21, 2018 1:06:12 GMT
You don't go to the store where your mom works, at least not to buy beer n such. N such? "N such"! I said "N such"! "N such"? Yeah... that's sex.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2018 6:52:31 GMT
Any generation Z here (post-millennial)? (Born in the mid 1990s)
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2018 7:46:19 GMT
We don't say 'card' here. We say 'proof' and I just turned 53, thank you. I purchased a bottle of beer today, and scanned it with my other items at a self-service checkout. When it came time to pay, the register alerted the clerk that I had an item that required proof of age. The guy didn't ask to see my I.D. My face was I.D. enough. I'm looking at 21 in the rearview mirror, and I'm squinting hard to see it. And for the curious among you, it was Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout. You know, just because booze has oatmeal in it doesn't make it healthy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2018 8:15:35 GMT
I purchased a bottle of beer today, and scanned it with my other items at a self-service checkout. When it came time to pay, the register alerted the clerk that I had an item that required proof of age. The guy didn't ask to see my I.D. My face was I.D. enough. I'm looking at 21 in the rearview mirror, and I'm squinting hard to see it. Hah! My very first indication that I was getting older is when (liquor) store clerks stopped asking for my ID, and referred to me as "Sir".
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2018 9:39:32 GMT
"N such"! I said "N such"! "N such"? Yeah... that's sex. Elaine: Pal?! You think I'm your pal?! Jerry: I said, "n such."
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2018 9:42:52 GMT
I purchased a bottle of beer today, and scanned it with my other items at a self-service checkout. When it came time to pay, the register alerted the clerk that I had an item that required proof of age. The guy didn't ask to see my I.D. My face was I.D. enough. I'm looking at 21 in the rearview mirror, and I'm squinting hard to see it. And for the curious among you, it was Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout. You know, just because booze has oatmeal in it doesn't make it healthy. So, the kale pilsner I'm working on? No good?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2018 12:15:47 GMT
You know, just because booze has oatmeal in it doesn't make it healthy. So, the kale pilsner I'm working on? No good? Just a marketing scam. I recommend Jack Daniels. Try some for lunch.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2018 13:26:34 GMT
So, the kale pilsner I'm working on? No good? Just a marketing scam. I recommend Jack Daniels. Try some for lunch. Do they have a quinoa blend? Non-GMO?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2018 14:36:01 GMT
Just a marketing scam. I recommend Jack Daniels. Try some for lunch. Do they have a quinoa blend? Non-GMO? No. You have two options. Big bottle or slightly smaller bottle. Guaranteed to make you forget your problems. And forget where you left your car keys.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2018 15:45:04 GMT
Do they have a quinoa blend? Non-GMO? No. You have two options. Big bottle or slightly smaller bottle. Guaranteed to make you forget your problems. And forget where you left your car keys. I would have said, "Big bottle or even bigger bottle." But who am I to quibble? Now whose car keys are these?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2018 16:36:24 GMT
No. You have two options. Big bottle or slightly smaller bottle. Guaranteed to make you forget your problems. And forget where you left your car keys. I would have said, "Big bottle or even bigger bottle." But who am I to quibble? Now whose car keys are these? [takes keys, inspects them carefully] These are pop_actor's keys! Where do you have him hidden?
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 21, 2018 16:44:02 GMT
I would have said, "Big bottle or even bigger bottle." But who am I to quibble? Now whose car keys are these? [takes keys, inspects them carefully] These are pop_actor's keys! Where do you have him hidden? Shhhh. Just walk away rhs6358 and never speak of this again.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2018 16:52:31 GMT
[takes keys, inspects them carefully] These are pop_actor's keys! Where do you have him hidden? Shhhh. Just walk away rhs6358 and never speak of this again. It's not Beetlejuice!! Wait. On second thought....
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 21, 2018 18:58:04 GMT
I would have said, "Big bottle or even bigger bottle." But who am I to quibble? Now whose car keys are these? [takes keys, inspects them carefully] These are pop_actor's keys! Where do you have him hidden? He's keeping company with Mike Moffit. You know, a car trunk is surprisingly roomy. In fact, there's room for one more. Need a ride?
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Mar 21, 2018 22:49:03 GMT
Just a marketing scam. I recommend Jack Daniels. Try some for lunch. Do they have a quinoa blend? Non-GMO? I would love a non-GMO, USDA certified-organic bourbon. Who's with me...? 📬🚑📭?
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Mar 22, 2018 4:43:19 GMT
Do they have a quinoa blend? Non-GMO? I would love a non-GMO, USDA certified-organic bourbon. Who's with me...? 📬🚑📭 ? I have a bottle of Knob Creek I'm saving for a special occasion. It's just a great bourbon. Bourbon is my favorite booze. I'd rather have a bottle of cheap Bourbon, made to spec, than an expensive bottle of Scotch.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 22, 2018 9:36:39 GMT
Do they have a quinoa blend? Non-GMO? I would love a non-GMO, USDA certified-organic bourbon. Who's with me...? 📬🚑📭 ? He's in the gluten-free vodka aisle.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 22, 2018 9:38:35 GMT
I would love a non-GMO, USDA certified-organic bourbon. Who's with me...? 📬🚑📭 ? I have a bottle of Knob Creek I'm saving for a special occasion. It's just a great bourbon. Bourbon is my favorite booze. I'd rather have a bottle of cheap Bourbon, made to spec, than an expensive bottle of Scotch. Klompus: Get the hell outta here with your Knob Creek!
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Mar 22, 2018 10:51:56 GMT
I would love a non-GMO, USDA certified-organic bourbon. Who's with me...? 📬🚑📭 ? I have a bottle of Knob Creek I'm saving for a special occasion. It's just a great bourbon. Bourbon is my favorite booze. I'd rather have a bottle of cheap Bourbon, made to spec, than an expensive bottle of Scotch. I'm a big fan of Knob Creek. Also a fan of The Macallan 10 year...
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 22, 2018 11:03:52 GMT
Do they have a quinoa blend? Non-GMO? I would love a non-GMO, USDA certified-organic bourbon. Who's with me...? 📬🚑📭? Yes and cage-free too. The thought of those distillers caged in at a compound in Lynchburg saddens me.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 22, 2018 21:00:43 GMT
I would love a non-GMO, USDA certified-organic bourbon. Who's with me...? 📬🚑📭 ? Yes and cage-free too. The thought of those distillers caged in at a compound in Lynchburg saddens me. Yes! This is sweatshop bourbon!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 22, 2018 22:18:06 GMT
I have a bottle of Knob Creek I'm saving for a special occasion. It's just a great bourbon. Bourbon is my favorite booze. I'd rather have a bottle of cheap Bourbon, made to spec, than an expensive bottle of Scotch. Klompus: Get the hell outta here with your Knob Creek! Why no separate Knob Creek?
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 24, 2018 1:16:15 GMT
Klompus: Get the hell outta here with your Knob Creek! Why no separate Knob Creek? Oh please, mon! Please!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 24, 2018 1:19:23 GMT
I have a bottle of Knob Creek I'm saving for a special occasion. It's just a great bourbon. Bourbon is my favorite booze. I'd rather have a bottle of cheap Bourbon, made to spec, than an expensive bottle of Scotch. Klompus: Get the hell outta here with your Knob Creek! Only twenty-five minutes a day, and you can attach it to any Knob Creek!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Dec 14, 2023 21:39:06 GMT
I was 12 when season 5 debuted(That's when I started watching the show faithfully). That's all you're gonna get.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 14, 2023 21:45:53 GMT
I was 12 when season 5 debuted(That's when I started watching the show faithfully). That's all you're gonna get. That's 12 in Canadian years. How much is that in American years?
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 14, 2023 22:34:31 GMT
I was 12 when season 5 debuted(That's when I started watching the show faithfully). That's all you're gonna get. I was 12 when season 1 of "The Partridge Family" debuted. Leading 12-year old rhs to have moments where "it" moved when Susan Dey had a scene.
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