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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 19, 2018 16:10:26 GMT
... I am probably the youngest (regular) poster on this board.
Words cannot express how soul-crushingly depressing this is.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2018 16:22:41 GMT
I thought I was the youngest at 32. You weren't actually born in 99 were you?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 19, 2018 16:30:06 GMT
Well, somebody has to be the youngest. I wouldn't mind at all....
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 19, 2018 16:47:11 GMT
... and I may be the oldest! I'm like Sid Fields. I'll even admit to wearing adult diapers. Would you mind changing mine? Haaah!
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Post by rudiger on Mar 19, 2018 18:24:22 GMT
... and I may be the oldest!Β I'm like Sid Fields.Β I'll even admit to wearing adult diapers. Would you mind changing mine?Β Haaah! Depends. Can I dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your Portuguese caregiver's body?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2018 18:28:17 GMT
... and I may be the oldest! I'm like Sid Fields. I'll even admit to wearing adult diapers. Would you mind changing mine? Haaah! Depends. Can I dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your Portuguese caregiver's body? You recommend Depends?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 19, 2018 18:42:26 GMT
... I am probably the youngest (regular) poster on this board. Words cannot express how soul-crushingly depressing this is. You got nothing to be ashamed of. Your taste in music, on the other hand... I have a few questions I'd like you to answer...
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Post by rudiger on Mar 19, 2018 18:50:20 GMT
Depends. Can I dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your Portuguese caregiver's body? You recommend Depends? Try to find some old, expired cartons of 'Oops, I Crapped My Pants!' brand at Dollar General.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 19, 2018 22:27:00 GMT
... and I may be the oldest! I'm like Sid Fields. I'll even admit to wearing adult diapers. Would you mind changing mine? Haaah! Depends. Can I dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your Portuguese caregiver's body? Actually, she's from SΓ©nΓ©gal. At my age, I'll have to settle for Mrs. Oliver. Actually, I have a full head of hair and am often mistaken for Santa Claus.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 19, 2018 22:32:18 GMT
... and I may be the oldest! I'm like Sid Fields. I'll even admit to wearing adult diapers. Would you mind changing mine? Haaah! Depends. Can I dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your Portuguese caregiver's body? You recommend Depends? Actually, I don't. They're too expensive compared to WalMart's store brands, which Ironically are sometimes cheaper than Sam's Club which requires you to buy about twice as many in a package.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 20, 2018 2:03:02 GMT
I believe I'm the youngest at 30, well now second youngest. Are you old enough to drink?
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 20, 2018 2:15:49 GMT
... I am probably the youngest (regular) poster on this board. Words cannot express how soul-crushingly depressing this is. Well I think that's the tops!
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 20, 2018 2:17:24 GMT
... I am probably the youngest (regular) poster on this board. Words cannot express how soul-crushingly depressing this is. What do you find so depressing about it? That you hang out with a bunch of people the same age as your parents? Or in the case of some of us your grandparents?
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 20, 2018 3:48:32 GMT
... I am probably the youngest (regular) poster on this board. Words cannot express how soul-crushingly depressing this is. What do you find so depressing about it? That you hang out with a bunch of people the same age as your parents? Or in the case of some of us your grandparents? I can't hang out here. This is where people come to die.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2018 11:49:15 GMT
Depends. Can I dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your Portuguese caregiver's body? Actually, she's from SΓ©nΓ©gal. At my age, I'll have to settle for Mrs. Oliver. Actually, I have a full head of hair and am often mistaken for Santa Claus. Not the Big Guy Himself?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2018 11:58:07 GMT
What do you find so depressing about it? That you hang out with a bunch of people the same age as your parents? Or in the case of some of us your grandparents? I can't hang out here. This is where people come to die. I'll let you feed me Yankee bean soup if it makes you feel better. Fair warning: It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 20, 2018 13:55:11 GMT
What do you find so depressing about it? That you hang out with a bunch of people the same age as your parents? Or in the case of some of us your grandparents? I can't hang out here. This is where people come to die.Hey nobody's holding a gun to your head.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2018 14:14:58 GMT
I can't hang out here. This is where people come to die. Hey nobody's holding a gun to your head. You want a rush? Have someone hold a gun to your head!!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 20, 2018 15:22:01 GMT
Oh man! I thought you were old like us and that you put "99" in your name because you lost your virginity to "99 Luftballoons".
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2018 15:26:32 GMT
Oh man! I thought you were old like us and that you put "99" in your name because you lost your virginity to "99 Luftballoons". I assumed it was his fascination with Barbara Feldon from "Get Smart".
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 20, 2018 15:30:53 GMT
Oh man! I thought you were old like us and that you put "99" in your name because you lost your virginity to "99 Luftballoons". It's for 1999. You know. The Millennium.
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 20, 2018 16:25:38 GMT
I believe I'm the youngest at 30, well now second youngest. Are you old enough to drink? I bought a Pepsi yesterday. All by myself.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 20, 2018 18:02:04 GMT
I believe I'm the youngest at 30, well now second youngest. Are you old enough to drink? I bought a Pepsi yesterday. All by myself.Β Going into the store while your mom is in the car outside is not "all by myself," young man.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2018 18:29:55 GMT
I bought a Pepsi yesterday. All by myself. Going into the store while your mom is in the car outside is not "all by myself," young man. What if you go into the store and your mom is the cashier?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2018 19:55:23 GMT
I believe I'm the youngest at 30, well now second youngest. Are you old enough to drink? I bought a Pepsi yesterday. All by myself. Me: Ring Dings, too? Hey! Party at Sam's place! Davola: Sam's ... having ... a ... party? Me: No, no. He's not having a party. He's doing something. I don't know what it is. It's nothing. He's not doing anything. Davola: Gee, I thought Sam and I were very close friends. Me: No, I'm sure you are. I'm sure you are very close friends. Very close. Give my best to Hinckley.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2018 19:56:50 GMT
Going into the store while your mom is in the car outside is not "all by myself," young man. What if you go into the store and your mom is the cashier? Now we're off on a topic.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 20, 2018 19:58:49 GMT
What if you go into the store and your mom is the cashier? Now we're off on a topic. At least she wouldn't have to card you.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2018 20:00:43 GMT
What if you go into the store and your mom is the cashier? Now we're off on a topic. pizzabagel: Mom, have you read my Sein posts? Mom: Yeah, they just don't do it for me. I can't respect someone who doesn't have witty posts like Znep or the late pop_actor. pizzabagel: But you're a cashier! Mom: You're out of the will. pizzabagel: D'oh.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Mar 20, 2018 20:19:53 GMT
aren't you too young to be bitter?
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Post by snelling on Mar 20, 2018 21:25:38 GMT
Now we're off on a topic. At least she wouldn't have to card you. We don't say 'card' here. We say 'proof' and I just turned 53, thank you.
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